Princes, generals and ministers are passers-by from heaven and earth.
Traffickers, footmen, and pawns are all reduced to dust.
Really, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is like snow, right and wrong, success and failure turn around in vain.
In the thirty-seventh year of Jianwu, Li Ping'an traveled through the Daqian Dynasty and obtained the treasure of merit. From then on, the gears of fate began to turn...
[Unreal Court] [Lighthearted and funny] [The male lead is so handsome] [Many female leads] [It looks better in the later stages]
Also known as "I'm just a scholar, you say I'm violent?"
"I asked you to be an official, but I didn't ask you to take in a beautiful female demon!"
Lin Moben thought he had a perfect start by marrying a beautiful wife!
Unexpectedly, on the wedding night, he saw his beautiful bride slowly peeling off her skin and painting her eyebrows and lips!
Painted Skin? ! !
In an instant, all the alcohol disappeared and I was covered in cold sweat!
[Use your body as bait, reward: 100 Kindness Points, first time completed, receive a Pure Yang Body.]
[Kill the Banshee, Reward: 100 Good Karma Points, First time completed, receive the Painted Skin Technique!]
I finally married a stunningly beautiful woman, and you want me to kill my wife to prove my faith?
As the saying goes, when evil thoughts arise, the world is wide open...
......
A few years later, Lin Mo, who was reluctantly promoted to a land immortal, commanded the court with his sword, killed the four barbarians, and his battle became known to the world!
"Rebellion is really that simple."
"The first step is to rush into the palace."
"The second step is to kill the emperor."
"The third step is to become the emperor."
Of course, it all started on his wedding night when he mustered up the courage to open the door...
【No CP, infrastructure, cute pets, upgrades, easy】
[From Fushui County to Tianxuan Realm, from a mortal girl, becoming the emperor of the realm]
Song Yushan was born with jade in her arms, once embarked on the path of cultivation. Since then, the ghost path and demon clan have all her legends.
Ghost: "Shopkeeper Song is the source of our ghostly life happiness. She has made a lot of contributions to the construction of the ghost realm. She does not seek any reward, thank you!"
Demon: "The great master of Song Master, who sacrifices herself for others, is taught and remembers forever."
Song Yushan: "You think I lost, but in fact I made a big profit!"
Big white goose: "Gaga~~"
After crossing over, she became a disregarded and abandoned concubine in a cold palace.
What? Her living expenses were cut off in the palace?
No problem, she had a spatial artifact, so she didn’t worry about food.
What? The emperor turned out to be a greasy, fat middle-aged man?
No problem, she earned enough money by selling illicit books and planned to leave the palace.
What? The incredibly handsome man in front of her is actually the emperor?
His enlarged charming face dangerously approached her and he asked, “Beloved, where are you going?”
Li Xiu died saving someone and obtained a system that allowed him to travel through various worlds and become a prince.
He agreed without hesitation. After all, he was all alone, and being able to live a second life was already an incredible stroke of luck, let alone becoming a prince.
However, after he traveled through time, he discovered that his identity as a prince seemed a little strange...
The sky was washed like blue, the sun shone through the mountains and forests, and the whole world appeared quiet and peaceful, with a unique tranquility.
Seeing that he was wearing a sexy tiger skin short skirt with a stick in his hand, with more than ten people yelling to chase the leader of the woolly rhinoceros, Han Cheng couldn’t help putting his slightly curled right hand to his slightly open mouth, once again He sighed: “My God!”
I, Am a Living Yama; Empress Advises Me to Stay Calm
Yang Yi crossed over and unexpectedly awakened the Poison Expert System.
Empress: “The enemy country has already been destroyed, and there is only a seven-year-old child left in the palace. We are hesitating, what shall we do?”
Yang Yi: “Your Majesty, I believe that since this child dared to expose herself, there must be someone hiding. First, pretend to spare her, and then secretly return to see if she has any younger brothers or sisters hidden in the secret passageways. ‘Take care’ of all of them(Kill), and then make a grave for them and pretend to mourn for three years. If anyone comes to pay their respects, they must be her accomplices, and we can eliminate them all!”
Crowd: “???”
Is this guy a Living Yama alive!???
Empress: “You were supposed to provide disaster relief, but you’re adding sand to the porridge? Are you the Living Yama?”
Yang Yi: “Let’s see if it works to save refugees, Your Majesty.”
Empress: “Now there are rumors out there that the reason I remain single is because I like women. How should we deal with this damage to my reputation?”
Yang Yi: “Your Majesty’s reputation is of the utmost importance. As a strategist, I’ll sacrifice myself and imp**gnate you, and the rumors will naturally dissipate!”
Empress: “Then get rid of those vixens, you scoundrel!”
Years later, when Nabokov was lecturing on Russian literature in the United States, he proceeded in this way.
In the pitch-black room, he first turned on a corner lamp and declared, "Pushkin is the first shining light of Russian literature."
He then flicked on a central lamp and declared, "This is Gogol." He then turned
on another lamp and declared, "This is Chekhov."
Then, striding to the window, he forcefully ripped open the curtains, letting in the bright sunlight, and exclaimed, "This is Tolstoy!"
After calming down for a moment, a student raised their hand and asked, "Professor, what about the sky outside?"
"You know it without me telling you." Nabokov opened the window and gazed at the boundless sky:
"The source of the modern world! Both spiritually and physically!"
The immortal Mikhail Romanovich Raskolnikov! "
Simplified version: Back to the winter of 1843 in Russia, Mikhail gradually became a Russian literary giant and even the spiritual leader of the entire European continent.
This book is also known as: "The Years I Diagnosed Diseases in Russia", "You Don't Even Dare to Diagnose Diseases? Then You Are Not a Literary Giant!"
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To sum up in a sentence, transmigrating to different worlds to wash slag men white every day, the goal is to become a good man!
Note: slag men refer to men who play with women’s hearts aka scum and washing white means to come clean, fix up your life.
Chu Yue became the ruler of a nation and was bound to the “Foolish Emperor System.”
Ding—Please cause the fall of the Great Li Dynasty. Once it is destroyed, the host will be freed from the Foolish Emperor identity and can embark on a happy life at the peak of success.
Chu Yue issued a foolish decree:
“Dig a grand canal, build my imperial mausoleum! Conscripting one hundred thousand people! No pay, no food!”
The officials wept bitterly:
“O foolish emperor! The purple clouds fade in the west, the empire shall fall.”
But one day, one hundred and fifty thousand commoners came of their own accord, bringing pots and grain, insisting on helping dig the canal. Leading them was none other than the current Grand Chancellor Yang.
Never mind, keep seeking death—burn the books and bury the scholars. Accidentally started an early system of reading classifications. Killed loyal ministers, but the “loyal” ones turned out to be traitors. Killed traitors, but the traitors turned out to be double agents, and afterwards even brought tens of thousands of remnants of the previous dynasty over to surrender. Behind it all was that same Grand Chancellor Yang.
Chu Yue gave up in frustration:
“There’s no other way, I’ll just confess everything. In truth, I am a woman.”
The officials:
“Long live the Empress! 【What new stunt is this Foolish Emperor trying to pull now】”
Chu Yue:
“Actually, I think Grand Chancellor Yang, being a woman, is not suitable to serve as head of all officials.”
The officials:
“Your Majesty speaks wisely. 【This little brat must be thinking about Lord Yang】”
Chu Yue:
“What does Grand Chancellor Yang think?”
Grand Chancellor Yang, resigned, bowed properly:
“This humble official has indeed reached the age of marriage. May I ask when Your Majesty intends to bring me into the palace?”
Chu Yue’s face: ?????
She had clearly been working diligently to ruin the dynasty, yet somehow the realm remained prosperous and the people well off.
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Tags: Bickering couple, rising to the top, system, sweet romance, lighthearted
Main characters’ perspective:
Chu Yue ~ Yang Qinglian
Interactions: Liu Huan ~ Zhao Wuhong ~ Hong Chenxue ~ Mo Cang Lingyue
One-sentence summary:
These days, it’s hard being a Foolish Emperor.