The most tragic thing in history is not marrying the wrong man or choosing the wrong profession, but choosing the wrong master.
Thanks to her foolish master, Mi Xiaoqi accidentally traveled to the body of a little white cat, and even more tragically landed on top of the bed of Prince Bei Gongyan.
She was trapped by the overbearing prince and intended to escape.
Well, she was caught and locked on the bed...
After looking at a handsome man’s picture, he has transmigrated into another world. Rong Yi looked up at the sky, speechless. How unlucky could he be to have transmigrated into a loser + sissy’s body…
What’s worse, the original master of this body has been married to a man! And the worst thing is…
Rong Yi takes a deep breath and lowers his head to look at his chest! Flat! Check! Then he pulls open his pants and luckily see his ‘brother’ is still there, feeling much relieved…
He said to the little cute kid, “What did you say? Say it again.”
…
Heartwarming and healing + slice-of-life + adorable kids + no romantic pairing
Zhixi is a god who has forgotten the mortal world, forgotten himself, given up on the next life, and only wants to live a long and healthy life.
By sheer chance, they encountered a cute three-year-old child who had traveled from the Tang Dynasty.
This was her oversight; she wanted to erase the child's memories and send her back to avoid trouble and unnecessary karma.
But she discovered that this was her own karma, and since it was destined, she should go with the flow.
After that, she was called "Master" and accompanied her for a hundred years, teaching her cultivation and helping her ascend to immortality. The three-year-old adorable child built the Great Tang Immortal Capital and became the first person in the Great Tang to ascend to immortality.
In the Tang Dynasty, she was a celestial child descended from the heavens to undergo tribulation, teaching people to cultivate immortality and become saints, thus opening the path of cultivation in the Tang Dynasty.
In modern times, she is her master's obedient disciple, traveling with him every day, experiencing different times and places, seeing people and things, and even more importantly, seeing his heart.
Besides, she also has a junior sister who is two years older than her. The junior sister is very lively and is a unique life form from interstellar space. Her master said that the junior sister is a bit pitiful.
But three-year-old Sisi thought she was carefree and the happiest little person in the world, and that she even had a bag like Doraemon's, which could pull out some fun and novel gadgets at any time, which made Sisi very envious.
[Princess Jinyang and Little Sizi Li Mingda's Daily Time Travel + Dual Time Travel + No System + Baby] A stumble landed Princess Jinyang Li Mingda in the 21st century. From then on, the little princess embarked on a life of shopping and eating. Little Princess: Braised pork is so good! I want more! Little Princess: Toffees are so sweet! Give them to me! Little Princess: Korole is so delicious! This one is also my favorite! Seeing little kids on the street riding electric cars, playing with electric water guns, and skateboarding... The little princess looked at Jiang Yi with her adorable eyes. Jiang Yi: "Gao Guo Guo, can you buy some for Little Sizi?" Jiang Yi: "Okay, okay, these are all Mingda's!"
Ding——Congratulations, Host, on becoming this dynasty’s treacherous minister. Please fully embody your true nature, drag the flourishing Da Zhou Empire into the abyss to fulfill your historical mission, and you may then be freed from the karmic debts of three lifetimes and ascend to the peak of life.
Xiao Yunfei pinned the Emperor’s brother-in-law to the ground and rubbed him in the dirt, then even pulled down the crown prince’s pants.
Luck happened to be on her side: the emperor was scheming against the prime minister, and she reaped the benefits.
The crown prince went to complain to the emperor.
The next day, Xiao Yunfei became the crown prince’s tutor.
On the third day, the crown prince’s eyes were bloodshot as he did homework until he shut down mentally.
The entire court was thrown into chaos. Power structures were rearranged. The "Xiao faction" rose rapidly in influence.
Even minor officials began calling Xiao Yunfei “Godfather” to her face.
Whatever she wanted to do, the Princess Royal was fully supportive.
Xiao Yunfei always felt the Princess Royal was up to something.
Sure enough, soon she… set her sights on the imperial harem.
> “I heard the Noble Consort has been feeling lonely lately.”
Members of the Xiao faction broke into a cold sweat: “My Lord, please—【Heavens, she even dares to covet the emperor’s women?!】”
> “Actually, this Chancellor believes the Princess Royal is of age. Isn’t it time to select a prince consort?
Gentlemen, are there any promising young talents you’d like to recommend?”
> Xiao faction: “The Chancellor speaks absolute truth. 【Not only is she unafraid of extermination of her entire clan, she’s even enjoying herself?!】”
Just then, the low and commanding voice of the Princess Royal came from outside:
> “Chancellor, is there anyone you favor as a candidate?”
Xiao Yunfei, slightly startled, respectfully replied:
> “This humble minister does indeed have a candidate in mind. May I ask when Her Highness will choose her prince consort?”
Li Tang raised her finger and pointed at her:
> “Then, Chancellor, when will you welcome me into your residence?”
Xiao Yunfei: “??????”
I’m trying to become the master of your household—why are you trying to marry into mine?
You really are a woman in mourning, huh!
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Tags: Light-hearted
Main Character POV
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One-sentence summary:
Took home a Princess Royal by accident.
Chaos is the ladder of progress. Standing on the wind, even pigs can fly. What's wrong with house slaves?
At the end of the 19th century, a Chinese name circulated in the shadows of the American West.
Geronimo: He was a great warrior; we fought side by side...
Transmigrated Emperor + Dream of the Red Chamber Strategy Guide + Heartfelt Words Revealed + Lighthearted Political Intrigue + Interactions with Multiple Female Leads
Also known as "By Imperial Decree, I Became the Emperor at the Start"
Li Bin, a typical office worker, wakes up to find himself transmigrated into the body of the emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty, and unexpectedly bound to an unconventional [Dream of the Red Chamber Assistance System]—
Mission: Reach the required intimacy level with the beauties in the Dream of the Red Chamber and give birth to a prince to return to the modern world!
Faced with this absurd mission of "picking up girls on imperial orders," Li Bin initially wanted to refuse, but the system was offering far too much...
Xue Baochai: "I heard everything you just said, young master..."
Lin Daiyu: "What does Your Majesty mean by looking at me like that?"
Wang Xifeng: "Oh, so the Emperor is traveling incognito. What brings him to our Jia family mansion?"
From the Twelve Beauties of Jinling to the ladies of the Jia family, Li Bin held imperial power, yet he was deeply entangled in a world of tenderness.
On one side is the power struggles of the imperial court, and on the other is the strategy to win over beauties. How can he complete the system's mission and return to the modern world?
Even more bizarrely—some of the beauties in the Dream of the Red Chamber seem to be able to hear his innermost thoughts?!
I, Zuo Xiaolang, a seasoned 21st-century otaku, suddenly found myself transmigrated into the body of a penniless, debt-ridden scholar in ancient times! My starting point was a thatched hut, tattered clothes, and a group of thugs chasing after me for debts. However, just as Zuo Xiaolang was in despair, a system's cheat code descended from the sky, rewarding him with a stunningly beautiful girl! And that wasn't all—completing tasks meant receiving a wife? From then on, Zuo Xiaolang embarked on a sweet (scratch that) miserable life of "making money—marrying a wife—being chased—making money again—marrying another wife." On one side, a spoiled heiress; on the other, a female doctor; ahead, a seemingly unassuming female martial arts master; and behind, a royal princess! But, but what to do with so many wives? I need help urgently! I'm just a poor scholar who wants to live a carefree life, please stop sending me wives! I can't take it anymore! Every day I'm forced into a battlefield, constantly being chased—when will this end?!
The boring days in the factory have gradually eroded Chen Zhou's enthusiasm for life.
Just when he felt he couldn't bear it anymore, a bizarre post changed his fate.
Thus began 28 years of isolated island life.
From this day on, be a free person.
Chopping wood, clearing land, making pottery, firing bricks, herding, walking the dog and petting the cat, raising a few parrots, feeding a nest of wild pigeons...
On calm days, go boating and fishing on the sea;
On a sunny day, I lie on my back in the wheat field and have a golden dream.
On a rainy day, sit quietly in the rock shelter, listen to the crackling of firewood in the fireplace, watch the water marks sliding down the window, and enjoy dinner in the dim candlelight;
Or you can greet the sunrise and bathe in the morning glow in a sunny wooden house on the hillside.
Facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming.
【Farming】【Slow Heat】【Hardcore】