Good news: Fang Suichu has transmigrated to a world brimming with spiritual energy, waking up to find himself within a sect as a newly initiated disciple, complete with a system. Bad news: This immortal world is fake. The so-called immortal path here is closer to Chinese Cthulhu mythos, involving the cultivation of various bizarre curses. Furthermore, the so-called newly initiated disciples are actually being sold to these strange sects as cultivation materials. Even worse news: Fang Suichu's system genuinely believes this to be a legitimate world of cultivation.
In the era of awakened talents, humanity struggles under the iron hooves of star beasts, and its high-end combat power faces a generational crisis.
I, Shen Yuan, awakened the most useless F-level talent in history, becoming a laughing stock.
Just as I was about to die, the Empire sent two generals to honor me as a national treasure!
[Ding!! Your cheat program has been credited!]
Looking at the SSS-level ice queen next to me, I gritted my teeth and handed the system over to the Empire!
...
An SSS-level expert can defend a city, but I can create a divine kingdom!
Years later, when an interstellar expeditionary force of countless divine bloodlines shatters the divine realms of alien races, they will all have to address me with reverence...
Lord Dragon!
"What is the high martial arts world? It's not just about the hot-blooded high school students with super spiritual potential, nor is it just about the geniuses with mysterious consciousness palaces.
This vast world is more about ordinary people living in the corners.
For example, maintenance teams, front-line troops that serve as cannon fodder, and porters.
The protagonist of our report today is this great existence who grew from a maintenance worker stationed in the 'Sinkhole Dimension' to the Lord of All Worlds... The Lord of the Metaverse, the Lord of All Worlds, the Ultimate Martial God - Xu Feng."
- The TV reporter adjusted his glasses and looked cautiously at the middle-aged man standing with his hands behind his back: "Mr. Xu, will this content become your black history and be criticized by others?"
Xu Feng waved his hand slightly, sighing: "Dark history? No, that's just the way I came here."
The reporter from the Galaxy TV Headquarters nodded with admiration and wrote the following title in his notebook -
"From Maintenance Worker to Lord of All Worlds: The Legend of Breaking the "Routine" of High Martial Arts"
For twenty years, Bai Luo had been thinking that he had been reincarnated in an ordinary world, until one day, a black book appeared in his mind.
“Is there magic in this world?”
Facing Bai Luo’s question, uncle Saros decisively said: “No.”
“But there are miracles.”
“What is a miracle?”
“It can be a sword that can release flames or a pot that can create gold”
“It can be a beautiful girl that was born from a fruit.”
“She can control fog, manipulate storms, and dominate lightning.”
“Magic!”
Bai Luo slapped the table and shouted
“That is definitely magic!”
“No!”
Uncle Saros said,
“This is really a miracle.”
Many years later, Bai Luo looked at the magnificent scenery of the country he had built. He agreed with what uncle Saros said,
“This is a miracle…”
Your idea of the Shang and Zhou dynasties: the alluring Daji, and Xiqi's conquest of Shang.
Mengchang's Shang and Zhou Dynasties: Holy crap, who leaked the Classic of Mountains and Seas?
What you thought of the Investiture of the Gods: The battle between the Chan and Jie sects...
Accidentally chosen by a deeply perverse law of nature, he must once again embody the glory of enslaving three thousand women and ascending to sainthood. Equipped with a magical little dark room called the Star Palace, the protagonist journeys through the universe, kidnapping, forcing, bewitching, and deceiving beautiful women. Imagine tricking a beautiful woman into going to KFC (for sex), then dumping her into a dark room and taking her away, only to continue committing the crime in another world. Isn't that thrilling and shameless? This is fiction, not reality! Therefore, the heroine must be completely unconventional. Those who aren't virgins are side characters, destined for horrible deaths! They don't even get the chance to be used as human urinals! 0① "The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng" [From Now On, Shameless]...
After traveling through time, Huang Feng found that the world was a bit chaotic. The court was unreliable, the immortal sect was out of tune, demons were everywhere, and ghosts were causing trouble everywhere. Such a serious safety hazard immediately aroused his phobia of lack of firepower.
He is a person who doesn't like to join in the fun and doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. He just wants to live a comfortable life. But after a long time, he found that he seemed to join in the fun and meddle in nosy matters, and everyone listened to him.
Huang Feng: "If you have any opinions, just raise them. I'm not an unreasonable person!"
Yaogui Xianfan: "No, no, no, you are right!"
Everything covered by the technique is the truth!
"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.
But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."
Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since
." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "
What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:
"Okay, listen up heretics,
wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!
Those who believe in evil gods will be burned
, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and
those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."
"Are you human?"
"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"
"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"
"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"
"What? This evil god requires us to practice for three hours every day, receive top-level skills for free, and can only pray during rest time, and also distributes elixirs?"
……
"Great Master, please give us the oracle!"
"I command you to become a Martial Saint!"
Accidentally possessed the ability to shuttle between two worlds, learning and communicating in different systems to become stronger.
Good news: The world you traveled through is a martial arts system. If you practice to a high level, moving mountains and filling the sea is nothing, and immortality is not difficult.
Bad news: The martial arts in this world are idealistic martial arts!
As long as you believe that there are 88 acupoints in the body, you can really practice a body of blood and energy?
If you firmly believe that every cell in the body can absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, you can make the cells perform photosynthesis?
Like geomagnetic force, flesh and blood locks, the realm of God, fighting spirit, magic, Taoist priests, Buddha power, merit, poetry, songs and paintings, almost every system can be materialized through fantasy?
Instructor: According to legend, when Dayan God was young, he mistook the Iron Wire Fist for the Moko Sun God Fist. After 50 years of hard training, he succeeded and came out of the mountains. With one punch, he turned ten miles into ash.
The old enemy of the God, "The Overlord of Great Chu", was so powerful that he regarded all weak people as females.
But if the domineering is suppressed by force, and the yang returns to the yin, it may go crazy and be taken into the harem from a man?
Fang Can: Wait? In other words, as long as I am strong enough, I can use force to feminize all the people in the world? Then the whole world will be my harem?
...
Many years later, standing at the top of the world, Fang Can sighed with his hands behind his back:
If I don't defeat all the heroes in the world, how can the world know that I am invincible and unparalleled?