[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

[Black Myth + Reality + Urban + Single Female Lead + Cool Story] On August 20th, Black Myth: Wukong was launched globally, and Sun Ze put on the golden hoop in the physical luxury gift package with excitement. "The man of destiny... are you... ready to face your destiny?" The moment he put on the golden hoop, this line of words appeared in front of Sun Ze's eyes. He was so scared that he wanted to take off the golden hoop on his head immediately, but the golden hoop disappeared. All he saw was [Entering the game, please wait...], and then he fell into endless darkness. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had entered the game world of Black Myth: Wukong, and had become the monkey of destiny. However, it was even more bizarre.

A legend circulates in Tokyo that if you leave a note with an "X" on the front of the message board at the Cat's Eye Cafe across from the Metropolitan Police Department headquarters, you can contact the legendary "X". For a sufficient fee, you can commission "X" to do anything for you, including but not limited to killing your enemies, dealing with stalkers, assisting in the theft of artwork, protecting a certain professional gambler surnamed Gao during a gambling game, forming a team to participate in the "KOF" tournament, and so on.

(A crossover of anime and Hong Kong variety shows, currently incorporating "Cat's Eye", "City Hunter", "King of Assassins", "Detective Conan", "The King of Fighters", and "God of Gamblers", to be continued...)

Zhang Lin, the king of Holy Light duels, was smeared by his team and was forced to quit the online game professional league. In order to return to the top, he picked up his previous summoner trumpet and fought in Holy Light again, performing the return of the king. Summoners are the weakest in PK? No, everything is possible in Zhang Lin's hands! Play with the guild, burst the best equipment, come on! The hot-blooded battle ignites the passion. Zhang Lin and his friends stepped over the piles of corpses, and let the tears and laughter witness Zhang Lin's legendary online game life.

When elves appear in the real world, everyone should be happy. But with them comes "weirdness." When the elves in this world fail to evolve, they become "weirdness." A peaceful world can easily become a hellish place. Fresh off the college entrance exam, Liu Ye and his friends encounter this "weirdness." Starting with Hell difficulty, see how the group navigates this "weirdness"!

"That night, the princess was stuck against the wall, and I pulled her out. She then offered to nourish me with elixirs..."

"You agree?"

"How could that be! I, Ding Sui'an, a dignified seven-foot man, would never sell myself for a few pills!" Ding Sui'an took out a Gathering Pill from his pocket and put it in his mouth, saying righteously, "Self-reliance and self-improvement are my bottom line as a person!"

"Then where did you get this Gathering Pill?"

I have a sword that can sweep away all earthly affairs. I have a book that can enlighten the demons of this world.

In this life, I revere neither heaven nor earth, and honor no gods. I seek only inner contentment and a clear conscience. Only wine can dispel a thousand sorrows, only my sword can cut down all injustice, and only my book can be passed down for ten thousand years, for tens of thousands of years, for hundreds of thousands of years.

A secret hidden deep in the heart, a game called the Great Turtle Shell Technique, nine mysterious and strange dice, the heir to the bloodline of God, the mission of rebuilding the Gods... Faced with all this suddenness, what choice will the young man punished by God make?

Remember the Holy Necromancer Ilex from "Throne of Seal of Gods," the man who said, "I hold the sun and moon in my hands and pluck the stars. There's no one like me in the world"? The Great Turtle Shell Technique he desperately sought has finally arrived!

Even in "Douluo Continent II: Unrivaled Tang Sect," the divine power he yearned for before his death is about to be revealed. Even gods cannot escape the effects of the Great Turtle Shell Technique!

A young man with extraordinary skills failed to pass the selection to embark on the path of a cultivator. Just when he adjusted his mentality and accepted this fact, several mysterious dice suddenly appeared. He suddenly possessed magical powers and was given the mission of rebuilding the Gods. The boy's life changed from then on.

Deep within the capital city, in the quiet, ancient alleys, lies Lin Chen, a seemingly gentle young man who carries the thousand-year legacy of the Northern Song Dynasty's "Wen Shu Ge" (Literary Pavilion). He can play the zither, evoking the totems of civilization and stunning the world; he can appraise and date treasures, making a decisive judgment at Panjiayuan Market; and he possesses both "a heart of zither and a heart of swordsmanship," his ancient martial arts moves imbued with the fantastical light and shadow of intangible cultural heritage, repelling enemies without a trace.

Faced with the Qin family's commercial strangulation, the "Black Cross" organization's cultural plunder, and the open and covert attacks of international forces, he joins hands with the gentle ancient book restorer Su Qingwan, the charming business queen Shen Mei, the fiery ancient martial arts successor Chu Yao, and the capable Interpol agent Ye Jinbao, navigating antique streets, auction houses, and cultural secrets.

From the capital to the world, he has used his unparalleled talent to blend intangible cultural heritage with technology and fantasy. Amidst political intrigue, business battles, and dialogues between civilizations, he has safeguarded the cultural heritage of China, making the name "Wen Shu Ge" resound throughout the world and writing a legend of civilization protection and global confrontation.

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