Traveling back to the late Han Dynasty, just in time for Cao Cao's second campaign against Xuzhou, I was unexpectedly rescued by Liu Bei.

As an unregistered resident, Li Yi had no choice but to cling to Liu Bei's coattails.

Old Liu's Xuzhou is beset by internal and external troubles. Internally, various factions are constantly fighting, while externally, powerful forces are coveting and eyeing his territory.

Li Yi helped Liu Bei strategize, winning over various factions in Xuzhou internally and launching powerful attacks externally.

Heading north, one can contend with Yuan Shao and Cao Cao; heading south, one can seize the two provinces of Jing and Yang; advancing west, one can contend for the Central Plains...

Yuan Shao: "Li Yi's military strategy is divine. Even if Han Xin and Bai Qi were to be resurrected, they might not be able to achieve the same level."

Cao Cao said, "After meeting Li Yi, I realized that there are many mediocre talents in the world, many who are not as good as Li Yi, and few who are better than Li Yi!"

Liu Bei: "When I first started my career, I never expected things to turn out this way. This is all thanks to the efforts of Prime Minister Li!"

My name is Chen Mo, and I’m a game geek.

I have recently been addicted to a single-player game called "Juexian", and I have used cheats to defeat the final BOSS [Yu Guifei] hundreds of times.

Then, I traveled through time.

Became Concubine Yu's lackey.

On my first day at work, why did I feel like the way my mother looked at me was not right...

…

My name is Yu Youhan, I am the Imperial Noble Consort of the Great Yuan Dynasty. I have great cultivation and dominate the nine provinces.

I recently had a "dream".

In my dream, I was brutally raped by a man and I had no power to resist.

I thought something went wrong with my practice, and that was why I had a demon in my heart, until that demon appeared right before my eyes...

…

High walls and deep palace.

Yu Youhan's hair was disheveled and her phoenix eyes were misty.

"There are many ways to defeat the inner demons, not necessarily through force..."

"Your Majesty, I, I admit defeat!"

"Who allowed you to admit defeat? You dare to disobey me, and I will punish you for an extra hour!"

“…”

[Weak and delicate beauty x cold and arrogant wolf dog]

A federal marshal in the interstellar era participated in an alien domain matching program at his younger brother's request. Originally believing that females were troublesome creatures, he didn't see any difference in marrying anyone. Until one day, he discovered his delicate match, calmly holding out a large can of insecticide and a pile of dead insects...

One day, Shen Xunhan, who lives on Earth, receives a strange number on her phone, claiming to be her genetically matched marriage partner. What a joke! The government even assigns partners? She's wheezing and coughing, running to the hospital constantly, and marriage isn't even on her radar. But... this handsome guy in front of her, his tail wagging with a serious expression, is the one assigned to her? Being of different species... dating online first? ...Hmm...for his face's sake, she might consider it.

The successful match between these two people was an accident...

…

"The Zerg are insidious and cunning creatures. Stay away from them." - Xiu Albert

"Insects are rich in protein. You should get some nutrition." - Shen Xunhan

Until one day, the two of them looked at the bugs in each other's mouths in the holographic video and fell silent.

…

Before:

Federal people: How can our outstanding federal marshal be matched with that weak alien creature? This is an insult!

after:

Federal Citizens: It's okay, come and insult me, I want pesticides and other things too! Please give me a bunch of such matches!

Federal people: Oh my god, I must be hallucinating. I actually think those damn Zerg are delicious. What should I do? I’m dirty!

Jia Geng was reborn in 1959 and became a stick terrier in the courtyard.

With Hongmeng Pearl Space and unlimited supplies, he decided to lie down and enjoy life.

From improving the life of the Jia family to helping everyone in the courtyard through the three-year disaster,

to the establishment of Xibei Group after the reform and opening up,

providing countless jobs, and even leading the development of science and technology,

Jia Geng finally stood in front of the deep space exploration fleet, overlooking the earth, and

fulfilled his oath of "not being weaker than others in his life".

Since the Age of Exploration, no matter how much gold and silver Spain, Portugal, the Netherlands, and Britain have robbed all over the world,

they will eventually be sent to the Ming Dynasty and exchanged for calcined soil, fried shrub leaves, and filaments spit out by insects.

The peasants and soldiers of Europe create wealth for their kings and lords, and their kings and lords send all the wealth to the Ming Dynasty.

The Ming Dynasty has never interfered in the affairs of Europe and the New World in the past, and it has earned the gold and silver wealth robbed by Europeans in the Americas by lying at home.

Now, all this is finally coming to an end.

It is not that the Europeans abandoned the luxury goods of the Ming Dynasty, nor that the Europeans learned the manufacturing technology of the Ming Dynasty.

It is not that the Europeans united to conquer and occupy the Ming Dynasty in Shenzhou.

It is that the people of the Ming Dynasty finally couldn't help but come out to rob money themselves!

——The First Volume of Modern World History.

("Cloudhammer" x3—say it with me now!)

Starring: You, the players. Everyone else? Just NPCs with jobs.

Plot: A horde of chaotic gamers "guided" by desperate NPCs to aggressively stir shit up across the Warhammer universe.

Tags: [Meta-Gaming] [NPCs Suffer] [Fourth Wall? What Fourth Wall?] [Chaos Is a Player’s Middle Name]

Agricultural student Lin Xiaohe traveled through time and became a girl who was about to drop out of school on a garbage planet in the interstellar era.

She has a disabled father, a seriously ill mother, elderly grandparents, a mentally ill brother, and a mute sister. The whole family depends on her!

Lin Xiaohe, who entered the examination room right after she transmigrated, said: I didn’t know any of the questions on the test, and only got the last additional agronomy question right.

"Lin Xiaoqiao is so lucky! She was actually accepted into the Federal Central Military Academy!"

"What major? Mecha or engineering?"

“Agricultural College!”

"After graduation, I'll still be a farmer."

Lin Xiaoqiao, carrying her backpack, swore to the tearful Lin family, "Grandpa, Grandma, Mom, Dad, Big Brother, and Second Sister, don't worry! I will plant more crops, fight less, and survive as long as I can!"

However, one’s strength does not allow him to be low-key.

Lin Xiaoqiao, who is bound to the plant summoner system, kills anyone who stands in his way in the military academy competition.

Barrier corn that can block electromagnetic cannon salvos.

A violent tomato capable of smashing through a starship.

A pea shooter with unlimited bullets.

Climb the list in half a year and reach the top in one year!

Zerg invasion? Get a set of Nuclear Peppers and Purification Sunflowers.

Are mechanical life forms trying to stir up trouble? Feel the shock of Internet addict Xiaomai!

Spiritual civilization coming to observe? 999 roses for you, scumbag!

Before graduating, Lin Xiaohe was promoted to a general.

Lin Xiaohe: Thanks for the invitation. I'm in the vegetable garden, just picking tomatoes. Today is also a day to teach the whole universe about being human with vegetables!

(It has daily life, warmth, and upgrades, and it is a refreshing article.)

[Farming + No Couples + Unity between King and Minister + Passionate Struggle for Hegemony + Unification of the World] Gongsun Jie travels back to the Warring States Period and becomes a noble of the State of Zhao. He befriends Ying Zheng, who is still a hostage in Handan and suffering from humiliation.

He knew the course of history, and thanks to his life-saving grace, he helped the State of Zhao defeat the Qin army. Unexpectedly, the foolish King of Zhao believed Guo Kai's slander, believing Gongsun Jie to be a traitor. He demoted him to a commoner and placed him under house arrest in Handan!

Ying Zheng, upon hearing the news, immediately sent envoys to Zhao, offering six cities as a gift in exchange for Gongsun Jie's entry into Qin.

Didn’t I say I would surrender to Qin?

Okay, then I'll do as you wish!

From now on, I will be the scourge of the six nations!

That snowy year, Gongsun Jie, his white clothes whiter than snow, entered Qin alone. Despite the ministers' objections, Ying Zheng personally went 30 miles out of Hangu Pass to invite Gongsun Jie to ride with him!

…

Qin Shi Huang: They say that whoever captures Gongsun Jie is like capturing 50,000 Wei Wu soldiers. But in my opinion, a prime minister is worth a million soldiers. Whoever captures the prime minister captures the world!

Gongsun Jie: No time to explain, get in the car!