From a young age, people told Ji Bochang, "You, Ji Bochang, won't live long..."

As if confirming those words, Ji Bochang practiced cultivation for more than twenty years, but achieved nothing.

In his middle age, he had planned to retire, but suddenly discovered a very new way of spiritual practice...

From then on, he formed a bond with a fairy, established a celestial relationship, refined immortal energy, and embarked on the path to immortality!

Countless years later.

The cultivation world has undergone tremendous changes over time. Countless geniuses have risen and fallen, and countless immortals have been banished to the mortal realm!

But he was still dozing in his recliner, muttering as if in his sleep, "I, Ji Bochang, will live a long life..."

Lin Jingyu failed to complete the "I'm Surrounded by Beauties" game and was reborn as an eight-year-old succubus boy, becoming Hao Hao's classmate. At the start, Hao Hao's mother saw him and took him home. Later, beauties like Zheng Ziyan and Shen Huixing discovered Lin Jingyu's secret. "Sister Lin, you don't want more people to know your secret, do you?"

[Farming + Spatial Ability + Extreme Scumbag Punishment + Getting Rich + Super Satisfying + Everyday Life]

Modern career woman Zhao Taohua transmigrates to an impoverished ancient era, only to find herself facing divorce, beatings, and starvation upon waking. Fortunately, she has a spatial ability that allows her to bring meat to her entire family's lives.

What?! Her despicable ex-husband, a scumbag who's practically a god of destiny, is also destined to one day eat a spiritual fruit from the mountains, become the top scholar, and rise to the highest ranks of officialdom?! I'll steal your spiritual fruit!

He cut it into five pieces and gave them to his brothers.

From then on, the eldest brother became incredibly strong, able to plow a hundred acres of land in one go.

From then on, the second brother became highly skilled in martial arts and a brilliant strategist, eventually becoming a great general.

From then on, the third brother became clear-headed, made a fortune in business, and became a royal merchant.

From then on, the fourth brother had a photographic memory, wrote with divine inspiration, and became the top scholar in the imperial examination, standing above all others.

...

From then on, Zhao Taohua was truly the favored daughter of Heaven.

Three years east of the river: Zhao Taohua, who was bullied by everyone, looked disheveled and emaciated.

Three years of good fortune: a living god of wealth, with an unparalleled jade-like face, and a stunningly beautiful widow.

...

Three years ago, my scumbag husband said: "Zhao Taohua, even if I never marry again, I will never give you a second glance."

Three years later, the scumbag husband said: "Peach Blossom, for the sake of our past as husband and wife, please give me some food. I haven't eaten for five days..."

Zhao Taohua: Give the beggar what Wangcai left over.

Scumbag husband: Peach Blossom, I knew you still had feelings for me...

Zhao Taohua: Alright, give Wangcai back what he left over, and bring over the food he pulled out.

Lei Zhen travels to a parallel world in 1995, starting as an undercover agent and rising ruthlessly to amass wealth and become all-powerful.

With his left arm around every sister-in-law in the world and his right arm around every noblewoman in the world, he tells his brother that this is the real double-crossing!

Years later, a mature female reporter interviewed Lei Zhen.

"Mr. Lei, I heard you're most interested in taking your sister-in-law for yourself?"

"No, I just like double-crossing."

"Uh...like what?"

"For example, I'll first acknowledge your husband as my older brother..."

(The introduction is insufficient; please proceed to the main text.)...

In an era where knowledge was suppressed, even physician Lyle had to be cautious in his academic research. Then, an invitation from Andre College appeared before him. Andre College, Cassandra's? Lyle examined the tombstone carefully. "Wow," he thought, "the scholars here really know how to choose a location."

Lynn transmigrated to another world and became an unloved illegitimate son of an earl's family, who was exiled to the northern territory.

He was fortunate enough to obtain the Destiny Genius System, which allows him to follow guidance and find all sorts of geniuses...

From then on, Lynn's comeback began.

【Rural+Miracle Doctor+City】

During his university years, Fan Yunpeng offended a powerful figure and had his leg broken. He returned to his village and worked as a pig butcher. Later, by chance, he inherited the teachings of an immortal. His medical skills became exceptional, and he soared to fame...

Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values ​​were shattered.

He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju

There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju

The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara

(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi

Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.

What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?

Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!

P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…

The goal of this article: to use a serious approach to playfully destroy the anime and novels the author has encountered.

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These are articles by my friends; you can check them out if you're interested, Mwah!

Sprinkling Money from the Sky [Quick Transmigration]

The Road Home for the Poisonous Sister

The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character (Various)

Master Crossover: I'm Not Forging Swords Today

[Various] Go! My Knife Spirit!!!

I Prove My Way Through Programming

This book is also known as: *Days in the Filial Piety Garden* [Pure harem, no BL, lots of sweetness, smooth driving]. Transmigrated to a Xianxia world, and suddenly there are three stunningly beautiful masters? Amazing! A filial piety system blesses me; fulfilling my filial duties earns me luxurious rewards? Even more amazing! A great war is imminent in a few years; I could be wiped out at any moment? Then I must fulfill my filial duties properly! But why are my three masters looking at me so strangely? Masters, I'm your disciple, not your cultivation partner… (No time to explain, get on board!!)

[Wealthy CEO + Time Travel + Workplace + Two-Way Travel + Sweet Love]

Lin Xiran died in the earthquake and was reincarnated into the body of the president's secretary.

The long bangs covered most of her face, the big black-framed glasses, and the uniform that was more than one size too big all hit her sore spots.

Change them all.

On Monday at work, the receptionist asked: "Excuse me, ma'am, do you have an appointment?"

Lin Xiran smiled shyly: "Excuse me, I am an employee here, look, this is my work badge"

Gu Yanting felt that his secretary was becoming more and more different. Her clothes and appearance were no longer the same as before, and he couldn't see her face clearly. Now it was better, she could see it clearly, but why didn't she let him see it?

Special Assistant: "CEO, Secretary Lin said she wants to resign."

Gu Yanting: "Not approved."

Special Assistant: "CEO, Secretary Lin said he wants to change departments."

Gu Yanting: "Not approved."

Special Assistant: "President..."

Gu Yanting: "Not approved."

Special Assistant: No, he hasn’t finished speaking. Secretary Lin is not talking about work this time.

(This article is a sweet pet story, not sadistic or melodramatic. If you don’t like it, you can swipe left or right to leave.)