Prosecutor Jono: "Your Honor, my witness may now speak." Defense Attorney: "I object! The witness hasn't sworn an oath yet!" *Bang!* The witness transforms into a blue-faced, fanged demon! Prosecutor Jono: "Your Honor, my witness has become a demon, so he's no longer a witness and doesn't need to swear an oath. He can speak directly." Defense Attorney: "You son of a bitch!" This is a world where demons coexist, and demons can be used by humans as resources. "Demon Hibernation Chambers," "Succubus Brothels," "Troll Engineering Companies," "Demon Contract Printing Companies," and so on. Jono Schultz, serving as both state prosecutor and exorcist, bears the responsibility of maintaining harmony between humans and demons. He initially thought he could handle demon cases with ease, but unexpectedly, the "Twelve Pillars of Demon Law" collapsed one by one, and the demons began...

Once, a reporter from the *Witch's Daily* interviewed the second-generation Chief Witch, Lou Yue: "Ms. Lou Yue, some witches accuse you of selling audio recordings, photos, and custom ASMR, corrupting countless little witches, and ruining the atmosphere of witch society. What do you think?" Lou Yue replied righteously: "These are pure slander! I only bring kind care to all the little witches and genuinely solve their problems!" The reporter then asked: "Some people accuse you of becoming the Chief Witch because of some shady dealings. What do you think?" Lou Yue answered again: "Slander! Pure slander! My becoming the Chief Witch has absolutely nothing to do with my roommate being the first-generation Chief Witch!" As a result, after writing *The Pink Book and the Chief Witch*, the reporter was thrown into prison.

Struck by a gamma-ray burst from outer space, Ye An discovers that every cell in his body can transform into a miniature world. And the human body possesses eight major systems and sixty trillion cells! ... (This is a practice piece, absurd, only for those who can handle it.) (Group: 821709302)

Transmigrating to the 1960s, Li Zhenhua finds himself a victim of a terrible injustice. His blind and mentally bankrupt father, biased stepmother, and snobbish younger siblings, along with his girlfriend of three years, frame him for collecting Taoist books, labeling him a superstitious feudalist. One is after a woman, the other after their children, one after their job, and the other after money. He's illiterate; you call that collecting books? In a fit of rage, he dies. "That's it?" The usurper Li Zhenhua looks at his newfound power-up, which displays spatial talent and a destiny of hard work rewarded by heaven, and can't help but laugh. "You comprehend Taoist scriptures, understand Taoist cultivation methods..." "You comprehend the orthodox Taoist teachings, and master the arts of controlling the universe in your palm and moving five ghosts." Taoist magic is divine; you call me superstitious? Soon, Li Zhenjiang, who takes over his job, is discovered stealing women's underwear. His ex-girlfriend, Xu Ping, is reported for possessing genuine adult novels. When Li Zhenjiang's father and stepmother's family saw that he was in trouble and discovered that their money had been stolen, they felt as if the sky had fallen. While they were all regretting their fate, Li Zhenhua was enjoying a leisurely life in Northeast China, with a pot of wine, a couple of side dishes, and a few beautiful women... living a carefree and blissful life!

He was transported to the Northern Song Dynasty and became a newly appointed third-ranked scholar, but unexpectedly, he was kidnapped right from the start.

"Would you consider it an injustice to marry me, Hu Sanniang?"

Gu Ming was stunned. He had actually come to the world of Water Margin and was being forced to marry Hu Sanniang.

He also offended Emperor Huizong and Cai Jing, so even if he hadn't been kidnapped, he wouldn't have been able to become an official.

Looking at this "prosperous age," there were peasant uprisings within the country and the covetous eyes of the Jurchen invaders without. The humiliation of the Jingkang Incident was imminent. If they did not rebel, they would become slaves of a conquered nation.

Gu Ming slammed his fist on the table and declared, "Let's go to Liangshan and rebel!"

Song Jiang wants to be granted amnesty? Who gave you the courage?

The humiliation of Jingkang?

Impossible! Watch me transform this corrupt Song Dynasty!

The night Chi Yu was murdered, her best friend who pushed her into the sea was using her childhood photos to impersonate a lost heiress from a wealthy family and swindle billions of dollars in assets!

When she opened her eyes again, she had become the personal mobile phone system of Shen Yanzhi, a rising business tycoon.

When he locked his screen, she was trapped in the default snow mountain wallpaper;

When he turned on his hotspot, she could secretly watch the fake heiress act out her drama online by following the Wi-Fi connection;

Did a fake heiress buy articles to create a high-achieving student persona? She even made the trending search terms feature a video of her taking the college entrance exam for someone else!

A fake heiress posts photos of her birthmark and cries about the difficulty of finding her family? Chi Yu turns the tables and releases evidence online that she bribed a plastic surgeon to fake the birthmark!

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Shen Yanzhi took power at the age of twenty-four and multiplied the Shen family's assets several times in just four years. However, he was a staunch bachelor and excessively chaste, with not a single woman, let alone a female mosquito, by his side.

Rumors are circulating among Beijing's elite circles that the Shen family line may be dying out.

Only Assistant Chen knew that their CEO, Mr. Shen, not only had a girlfriend, but that girlfriend was a cell phone!

"Mr. Shen, your phone automatically ordered brown sugar ginger tea at 3 a.m.

"Yes, it's on its period."

"..."

"Mr. Shen, your new system is spying on the financial statements."

"It's alright, she's learning how to be a boss's wife."

"..." That's really outrageous!!!

Until one day, Assistant Chen saw his boss come out of the office with a woman and gesture to everyone, "Call her boss's wife."

Assistant Chen was dumbfounded: ...This...this! Isn't this the real daughter of the richest man who was just found a few days ago!

The new holographic viewing technology allows viewers to immerse themselves in the movie, making romance films the most popular while horror films are largely ignored.

Su Min was the first viewer to experience a horror film.

later--

The vengeful ghost: It's my sweetheart... I dare not provoke or scare her...

Su Min: Actually, horror movies aren't that scary.

Audience: No, no, no, you're acting in a romance film! (Loudly)

Audiences suddenly discovered that the recently re-released horror movies are getting better and better, and some even feature sweet moments between humans and ghosts...

1. [A possessive, psychopathic top (not schizophrenic) x a clue-obsessed, easygoing bottom (obsessed with puzzles)]

2. Weibo @姜之鱼y

→Next book: Global Online Escape

On the day Xi Le graduated, the whole world turned into a survival game.

Those well-known haunted hotels, hospitals, and so on have all become game instances, and only by escaping can one survive.

→Next book: "The System Forces Me to Flirt with Guys"

On the day Lu Xingzhou, who was ranked last in his grade, died in a car accident, he received a "study genius romance system" that increased his lifespan by completing tasks.

System: "Flirt with Jiang Linchen, the top student in your grade."

Lu Xingzhou meticulously planned various chance encounters, but the favorability rating kept dropping.

[Affection level -1, Punishment: Sleep in the same bed with Jiang Linchen]

[Affection level -1, Punishment: Take a bath with Jiang Linchen]

Until one day, Lu Xingzhou, feeling disheartened, decided to finish his homework properly.

[System: Affection +1]

→Next book: "Cruelly Abandoning the Male Lead Every Time [Transmigration]"

Shen Zuo, who died in a car accident, obtained a "Death-Seeking System." To be reborn, he must repeatedly enter a corrupted supernatural novel and fight the male protagonist, the ghost cultivator Lu Zhi.

When Lu Zhi was nine years old, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his stepbrother and secretly helped him. In the end, when Lu Zhi regained his father's love, Shen Zuo kicked him out.

When Lu Zhi was 18, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his teacher and taught him diligently. Finally, after Lu Zhi's college entrance exam, Shen Zuo reported him for practicing feudal superstition.

When Lu Zhi was 23, Shen Zuo disguised himself as his confidant, working diligently until Lu Zhi achieved success, at which point Shen Zuo ran away with his underlings.

...

After a long and winding road, Shen Zuo finally gets a new body and is reborn, only to wake up to find himself tied up in a gloomy, haunted house.

Lu Zhi: "We meet again."

Shen Zuo: "..."

[Infinite flow + multiverse + various monsters + exhilarating combat]

Orphan Lin Yu unexpectedly transmigrates into the world of Prototype, initially merging with the Blacklight virus and returning to reality through a portal. However, upon returning, he is shocked to discover that the crisis is far from over. Fragments of the virus's parent organism follow him.

The diary left by Elizabeth's mother reveals a terrifying truth that could overturn reality: fragments of viruses from countless worlds are gradually adapting to the environment of the real world under the intervention of those with ulterior motives. Deep within the biological gene research institute lies a shocking conspiracy that could plunge countless worlds into utter ruin. Lin Yu was originally the ruler of the universe, the strongest among all rulers, but he was betrayed and besieged by the rulers of other races and the human race. He could only return to Earth with a remnant soul, isolating the Earth and losing his memory to become an orphan.

I, Liu Hua, have transmigrated to the world of the Starry Sky Railway. My newbie gift pack is a celestial vessel. After checking, I've finally confirmed that this celestial vessel is the same one swallowed by the red giant star—Yuanqiao.

Of course, it has been refurbished by the system. On this immortal ship, I possess power equivalent to that of a Commander!

But this system is called the Deception System! It wants me to deceive people! There's no one here, so who am I supposed to deceive?

Suddenly, the system told me that the Star Train, which was originally heading to Arilol IV, had veered off course and ended up here...

I suddenly had a thought that I had to share...

I, General Yuanqiao, who has persevered for many years, hurry! Alliance, send money!

Seele. No surname: Although we were born on Yalilo IV, through immigration, we are now pure-blooded Xianzhou people!

Xing: I am Yuanqiao Sword Master! You're saying I use a baseball bat? Are you kidding me! Can a sword master be called a baseball bat?

Huaiyan: Over the years, Yuanqiao Immortal Boat has long lost its sense of belonging to the alliance, so I suggest we spend more money!

(P.S.: Contains eerie elements; to each their own. Please refrain from criticism if you disagree, thank you.)

A blood-red aura descends, and the eerie resurgence unfolds. As a cataclysmic disaster engulfs the globe, Su Li awakens a magical girl system. Monsters roam? Purify with divine fists! A witch cult's conspiracy? Smash it all! Human traitors? Get out of my way! Watch me shatter this desperate, bizarre world! Until she discovers that the system within her is emitting the same whispers as the source of the apocalypse… Su Li: I really didn't want to become the Queen of the Bizarre! [Transformation + Thrilling Read + Extreme Path + Behind-the-Scenes Boss]