It was one thing to have my hands and feet securely tied, but why was my mouth also sealed? I should at least have been able to make a noise! Why was I confined in a mental asylum? Why did it seem like everyone was afraid of me? Why... do I feel like laughing?----------------

This is a story where Sherlock Holmes and the Joker wreak havoc on the SCP Foundation. I hope everyone will enjoy it!

Since graduating from Hogwarts, Russell has been trying to apply for a teaching position in his alma mater.

Unlike other wizards who used to be law-abiding and cautious, Russell chose to go all the way and directly apply to replace Dumbledore as the headmaster.

After three consecutive years of failed applications, in 1992, when Hogwarts was facing a basilisk crisis, he decisively seized the opportunity.

PS1: First became the headmaster, then the dean of studies.

PS2: Timeline trio second grade.

In her third year living in this steampunk world, Ciel gained the ability to simulate both the past and the future.

These simulations turned into a game where she could act without restraint, and after countless trials, real life became a replica she could navigate as though speedrunning it.

Churches, potions, mutations, the Old Gods, witches, sealed artifacts… none of these have anything to do with Ciel. She’s just an ordinary girl who wishes for a peaceful life.

She just happens to be particularly skilled at snuffing out danger before it even begins.

Xu Shu: "My identity is not the murderer or the dead."

...

The world of script killing

The first script I got:

The identity cook, the murderer, the method of killing is poisoning the food.

Hsu: ???

Do you feel like you’re not revealing fast enough?

...

The second script:

Identity doctor, murderer, murder method is drug poisoning.

Hsu: ???

Don’t use your own identity anymore, hey!

...

The third script:

Identity ballet dancers, dead, innocent people involved in the incident.

Hsu: ???

It’s not a killer, but why the dead and a girl?

...

The fourth script:

HOW: Hold on! Please be normal this time!

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Non-traditional script killing.

[Knocking on the blackboard: the plot progress will gradually change from the ordinary → strange direction, and the story will focus on the task. And the script that kills each script is original, not a fan, and is noted when a non-original script appears.]

There are vests, there are costumes, there are costumes, there are no women.

In order not to burden his parents, Chen Changan, who was suffering from a terminal illness, jumped from the rooftop of the hospital and traveled to another world. He awakened his gluttonous heart, mastered the immortal weapon Eternal Divine Furnace, learned the gluttonous heaven-swallowing art, changed his fate, swallowed the sky and the earth, plundered everything for his own use, and strengthened himself. No matter how strong the empress's daughter was, she could not escape the fate of being suppressed by him, Chen Changan...

(Yandere + Shura Field + City + System)

The first thing I did after arriving in another world was to kidnap a rich girl? Otherwise, I would be wiped out by the system?

Ye Feng, who awakened the kidnapper system, wanted to live a peaceful life, but he never thought that he would become a kidnapper who kidnapped girls. But after a while, he found that the girls that this kidnapper system asked him to kidnap were not simple.

"Brother Ye Feng, you are the one who kidnapped my heart. You are not allowed to leave me again from now on~"

"Ye Feng~ You were the one who tied me up in the beginning, now it's my turn to tie you up♡"

"Xiao Feng, you are mine! You can only be mine!"

"Ye Feng, they are not worthy of you. I am the only one who loves you the most♡"

......

Crazy, these people are crazy!

No? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?

(My writing is terrible, please don't criticize me if you don't like it QAQ)

[The unknown diary of a white devil]

"In 1991, I entered school, and together with the savior Harry Potter, the magic world gave me a good feeling. Magic is really wonderful.

"In 1992, I was a little bored today, so I just went out and killed a few Death Eaters for fun."

"In 1993, Dumbledore is really old and confused. How can people feel at ease if he doesn't hold power in his own hands? No wonder he is always disgusted by the people in the Ministry of Magic."

"In 1994, why is Voldemort so timid? He has been resurrected for a long time but there is no movement. Is he still the dark devil who doesn't take all wizards seriously?"

"In 1995, why did Grindelwald come out? Two generations of dark devils joined forces? Do you still have shame?"

"In 1996, he finally stopped hiding? Just right, solved it all at once. ”

......

Hermione: Harry! You must tell Dumbledore about this - well, you can tell Damon too.

Harry: Damon, thank you, you are the only one who always believes in me - what? You want to take a photo of me in women's clothing and send it to Snape - but - why?

Professor McGonagall: It is a loss for the entire British wizarding world that you don't participate in Quidditch!

Dumbledore: Damon, I think you are right, I made a mistake - I forgot the feelings of young people - but fortunately you are here, it seems that I can be a teacher with peace of mind, after all, this is the best for me.

Death Eater: Do you think Damon White has become more and more cruel recently? I really regret being infected with the Dark Mark...

Good news: I have traveled through time!

Bad news: I have traveled through time to the world of Naruto!

Good news: I am in Konoha.

Bad news: The villain camp, the root ninja of Konoha's darkness, the minions of the Nabekage Danzo, can be defeated at any time.

Good news: I have opened the cheat, and the status is refreshed every week.

The golden gun is invincible, the master of physical skills, the thief, the mental abnormality, the immortal body, the damage immunity...

Hoshishita Hide: Danzo-sama, the third Hokage is too weak and is no longer suitable to be a Hokage. Danzo-sama, you are the hope of Konoha's future. Let me kill him!

Danzo: Hide, you are too extreme! Hoshishita

Hide: Danzo-sama, the third Hokage gave up the interests that originally belonged to us, which has violated the will of fire. Danzo-sama, please become the fourth generation immediately. I am the sharpest knife in your hand and will definitely clear all obstacles for you.

Danzo: I will consider it.

Hoshishita Hide: Sandaime, I am very sorry. I am here to end your life on the orders of Danzo-sama.

Danzo: I'm not, I didn't!

Xingxia Xiu: Nagato, Yahiko, Konan, from now on, you are a member of Akatsuki, you will become the unsung heroes who protect the ninja world in the dark!

Nagato, Yahiko, Konan: Teacher Xiu, we swear to clear all obstacles for you!

Have you ever thought that under the bright neon city, there are monsters from ancient myths hidden?

Have you ever thought that on the moon hanging high above the heads of the world, there are gods who watch over the world?

Have you ever thought that in the crowded modern city, there are extraordinary people who walk in the world instead of gods?

In the society ruled by human beings, there are countless strange things lurking; in those forbidden areas of life that no one cares about, there are ancient gods living.

Seraphim Michael, Pluto Hades, Sea God Poseidon... Where did the gods belonging to the humanity go?

In this world belonging to "people", "mysteries" need to be eliminated!

[Flesh + Bones + Doomsday Disaster + Lovecraftian Survival + Civilization Graveyard]

When the mist descended and aberrant horrors howled outside the windows, all players cowered in crumbling shelters, trembling. But Bai Yi found himself teleported right onto the face of the deity "Endless Flesh," witnessing the terrifying feast of the flesh planet being devoured by something even more monstrous—the splattered fragments of flesh and bone that rained down became his only beginner's gift.

Some used mystical seeds to upgrade their shelters, striving to cultivate a World Tree. Others fused theirs with eldritch idols, attempting to establish a Great Cult. And some utilized remnants of lost technology to fortify their shelters, hoping to resist the calamity with science.

Bai Yi, however, fused his shelter with endlessly proliferating flesh and bone.

On the day of its evolution, newly formed bone plates structured themselves into a honeycomb-like support system within the fleshy walls, their surfaces covered in a translucent membrane that revealed the pulsating network of veins beneath. The ceiling sprouted rib-like skeletal rings, while the floor was overgrown with writhing flesh, from which occasional tentacles slithered out.

"Can this... really still be called a shelter?"

Staring at the fully transformed, flesh-and-bone abomination of a refuge, Bai Yi gulped.

[Note: The protagonist's strength remains within the top tier, not overwhelmingly beyond others. This is not a lighthearted story.]