I have two principles in life:
1. Never lie
2. Never believe what anyone says, including myself
"Sir, I would like to remind you that your second point conflicts with the first point."
"Where's the conflict?"
"Since you never lie to anyone, why don't you believe what you say?"
"Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention that I don't consider myself a human being."
“?”
...
Let me introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, and I never lie.
What, you haven't heard of me?
It doesn't matter, you just haven't been fooled by me yet.
Soon, you will remember.
...
The title of the book is "The Foolish Play of the Gods", and the others are promotional.
[God's End + Ranked Game + Multi-Fate Career Combination + Fun Imagination + Some Anti-Series + Infinite Flow + Group Portrait]
No system, no invincibility, not a cool story, please be careful if you mind
...
In the snowy mountains, forests and frozen soils, they said that the towering Bliguz Mountains were insurmountable and that the mighty Draguma's Eastern Legion was invincible. In the eastern territories, where the heat burned through the broken rocks, they said that the resistance of the Ishval people could not be extinguished and that the resistance of the Ishval people could never be conquered... Now my enemies say nothing. They are afraid of me. When they hear my name, it's like hearing...
Hikigaya came to the strength-first classroom. Because of his sister's request, he had to make ten friends before graduation.
For this slightly more difficult requirement, Hikigaya decisively chose the lying-flat approach.
"Air friends are also friends. Well, Komachi should be able to understand me."
However, three years have passed.
Horikita Suzune, Sakayanagi Arisu, Ayanokouji Kiyotaka, Kushida Kikyo, Karuizawa Megumi, Ryuen Sho, Koenji...
Looking at a group of people of the same sex and opposite sex who were staring at him covetously, Hikigaya fell into deep self-doubt.
Komachi, are these people really my brother's friends?
Why does the decapitated ghost in the midnight hospital pray frequently?
Why do the ghosts in human skin in the deserted mountain village keep wailing?
Why does the long-haired female ghost in the bachelor's apartment scream in the middle of the night?
All this is not a distortion of human nature, let alone a loss of morality, but... someone is sick!
Living in an era of resurgent terror and rampant ghosts, Bai Yuan, who was wearing hospital clothes, smiled calmly and said to himself:
"It's time to give Li Gui a little psychotic shock!"
This is a damn Victorian fantasy novel.
Add a spoonful of steam engines to get that damned tech tree moving! Add a spoonful of love and hate to give everyone a good reason to fight! Add a spoonful of madness to lighten up this gloomy world, and finally, add a spoonful of natural disasters as the main boss… Wait! Bloody hell, I poured too much!
…
Year 931 of the Envirg Calendar.
The city I live in has been named the most advanced city in the West. The main reason? Steam technology, the source of both groundbreaking innovation and utter chaos, has turned the world upside down. It’s undeniable. Yet, despite this, people still flock here in droves. This city always offers a glimmer of hope, whether it’s a lie or an illusion. It’s so close, seemingly within reach, that people are willing to risk everything for it. A city of illusions.
And I am one of those dream chasers.
A lunatic's tower climbing journey.
This is the iron rule of the Three Towers game in the eyes of others:
1: It is forbidden to create killing in the Desire Tower. The Desire Tower is a tower full of love. Please climb the Desire Tower with love. 2:
Killing is the only pass to the Slaughter Tower. All the creatures in the Slaughter Tower are enemies of humans. Please do not try to communicate with monsters.
3: Stay away from the Weird Tower and happiness will come to all families.
This is the iron rule of the Three Towers game in the eyes of Wen Xishu:
1: The Desire Tower is full of fat sheep who will not kill.
2: The monsters in the Slaughter Tower are powerful and reliable, it is really a godfather concentration camp.
3: I love the Weird Tower.
[Chasing disciples to the crematorium + cold-blooded villains all the way + never forgive + falling into the devil's door to become a villain! 】
[After learning the truth, the master, elders, senior sisters, etc. all collapsed...]
Master: I will put this bone into my body, nourish it with blood and flesh, and return it to my disciple in the future...
Elder: I will refine the best and most perfect elixir for my junior brother, day and night!
Senior Sister: I will make the sweetest sugar cake for my junior brother, he loves sugar cake the most...
Second Senior Sister: Every time I pick up the Immortal Sword and cut off a piece of my own flesh, I can feel the hatred he felt when I tortured him to death...
Third Senior Sister: Hanqiu... I'm afraid of the cold... Can you please come back? Please...
The delayed true love is like winter snow, icy and bone-chilling!
The former sect was massacred by the demon sect led by Gu Hanqiu.
The former master, elders, and sisters knelt at his feet and begged for forgiveness...
He just sneered coldly and ruthlessly, raised the Demon Abyss Soul Sword in his hand, and with a wave of his hand, the grudges were settled!
As for that hypocritical and disgusting culprit, Destiny’s Child?
There is hatred between them.
So I quietly wiped out his family. Is this reasonable?
Even the earthworms outside his house would be cut to death with dozens of knives!
In this life, I, Gu Hanqiu——have fallen into the devil's door!!!
[Demon Emperor Ye Lan]: Those who you in the Cang Sect do not favor, I in the Demon Sect favor!
[Bian'an Pavilion Leng Xin]: To him, my heart is not cold!
The world changes, entry dungeons come, and someone shouts slogans, saying that in the dungeons one can get extraordinary powers, panaceas, infinite wealth, and magical spells.
But while gaining extraordinary powers, one must also bear the negative effects brought about by the entries.
Entry: Born with immortal bones. Effect: Born with immortal bones, extraordinary and otherworldly, the cost of casting immortal spells is halved, and the power is doubled. Negative effect: You are being watched by the weird and may be possessed by the weird at any time.
Entry: Protagonist, Effect: You are eligible to select double items, and the reward for clearing the dungeon is doubled. Negative effect: After you enter the dungeon, the difficulty of the dungeon will automatically increase to the top level, and your family and friends will be blessed by disaster.
As each entry passed by, Zhou Yingting discovered that he seemed to be able to see information on how to resolve the negative effects of the entry.
[Quick Wear+ Anti-routine + funny + simulator + inappropriate person]
[Note: To prevent psychological trauma, please skip the second simulation]
On this day, Xiao Ye, who envied the world in books, awakened a book-traveling simulator.
Rewrite the original plot of the character, and the show operation is even more rewarding.
then,
When the God of War returned, he was surprised to find that he had an extra villain father.
The wealthy son-in-law, the protagonist's father and son turned against each other, and the dog licking finally lost everything.
When the doomsday comes, killing the Virgin and beheading her as a daughter is so exciting all the way.
The Dragon King twisted his mouth and was about to slap his face when he was suppressed by his father-in-law on the spot.
Horror game, Xiao Yesao's constant operation, the weird ones are all ruined, people call ghosts sad.
World of Beasts, Xiao Ye: Isn't it reasonable for me to tear up beasts with my own hands?
...
Unexpectedly, showing off, showing off, accidentally became invincible.
"I don't want to be so good, but his strength doesn't allow it."
Xiao Ye said helplessly.
"You mean, you have a girlfriend that only you can see, wealth that no one else acknowledges, and everything you want is within your reach, but there are often war airships flying in the sky, giant beasts wandering around the metropolis when the fog is shrouded, and handsome guys dressed in black change size at will, and there is even a perfect piece of toast chasing people on the street, and your non-existent friends don't believe you and often laugh at you, saying that you are dreaming, and all this makes you a little uneasy?" "Yes, doctor, so do I really have a problem?" "Of course I have a problem, sir, you can even see me."