(Complete) Alias: Playing dirty and eating melons: The whole court is laughing? No, no, no

[Everyone reads minds + eats melons + family and country + tanking + time travel + not a silly story + not a strong female character + light-hearted + light group portrait + CP]

The heroine will be a little weak in the early stage, and will gradually grow up, and the means of protection will be in the later stage.

Jiang Yueyang, a 21st-century social animal, died suddenly of a cerebral infarction after working overtime late at night. Before his death, he was bound to a melon-eating system.

Then she traveled to the Great Xia Dynasty, which did not exist in history, and became the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue.

In this life, Jiang Yueyang is determined to give up and never roll again.

But after entering the palace, her plan of giving up was ruined.

The Emperor of Daxia, for some unknown reason, suddenly issued an edict appointing her as a fifth-rank editor, responsible for repairing the books in the library.

She also made it clear that she must be present at both major and minor court meetings.

Jiang Yueyang wailed, what went wrong?

She doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, doesn't want to go to work, important things must be said three times!

However, in this era of supreme imperial power, she couldn't say no!

So, she had no choice but to go to work before dawn every day.

Oh no, it’s court.

On the first day at work, Jiang Yueyang knew that her colleagues were not very friendly.

[What? The emperor was cheated on?]

[What? The granddaughter of the Minister of Rites is secretly pregnant?]

[Don't be a love-brained person! Auntie, the person you like not only has his wife, but also has eight mistresses.]

Later, her colleagues were either thrown into prison or beheaded.

The emperor went crazy killing people.

Lin Xuan traveled through the fantasy world, and unexpectedly met the powerful Empress Xuanbing overnight.

Four years later.

The Emperor Xuanbing, Donghuang Ziyou, brought her daughters to the door and forced her to get married.

Face the lovely daughters.

Lin Xuan was too excited, but at the same time panicked.

Fortunately, the pet daughter crazy magic system is online in time!

Ding! Increase the intimacy between you and your eldest daughter by 1 point, reward: Emperor Realm cultivation base!

Ding! You taught your second daughter to know a new word. Reward: Chaotic Eucharist!

Ding! You ran away the monster that scared the third daughter. Reward: Heaven-swallowing magical skill!

Ding! You and your fourth daughter bullied the demons together. Reward: Chaos Excalibur!

With a baby for three years, Lin Xuan has been invincible in the universe.

Donghuang Ziyou: “I didn’t expect you to be so good!”

Lin Xuan: “Bringing a baby, you and me are professional!”

Luo Xun had survived ten years of the zombie apocalypse—not by becoming a badass warrior, but by doing what any true otaku would: hoarding supplies, avoiding people, and absolutely refusing to eat canned peaches.

Then he dies. But instead of staying dead, he respawns three months before the apocalypse begins. Armed with a decade’s worth of doomsday knowledge (and anime logic), Luo Xun sets out to prepare for the end of the world—otaku style.

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His plan: Buy all the instant noodles. Stockpile solar-powered gadgets. Build the ultimate apocalypse man cave. Avoid drama.

But in reality: He ends up rescuing a gorgeous architect named Yan Fei, who looks like he should be sipping lattes in a Paris café, not laying bricks and hoisting steel beams like a tank in tight jeans. Luo Xun’s reaction?

[“He’s too pretty. He must be useless. Definitely can’t cook.”]

Spoiler: Yan Fei *can* cook. And flirt. And install solar panels.

Together, the two build the chillest stronghold in the zombie world, complete with hydroponic gardens, renewable energy, and occasional relationship bickering that sounds like:

[“You bought *another* solar oven? Where will we even put it?”

“Next to the anime figures. Priorities, okay?”]

Despite the horror setting, this novel delivers deadpan humor, wholesome survival strategies, and a romance so domestic it could be sponsored by IKEA. It's the apocalypse—but make it cozy.

Alternative Title:

The Reborn Otaku’s Code of Practice for the Apocalypse

"Who are you? What's your purpose in approaching us?"... "Why do you seem to know everything? Did you plan all this?"... "It's all you! If it weren't for you, this wouldn't have happened!"... "Impossible, impossible! You just wanted to save us?! You must have some other scheme!"... "Are we really wrong... Captain, I'm sorry..."... "No! I don't want you to die! Please, don't leave us..."... "I'm alive again? No, we're all alive again..."... "Captain, this time, I..."... "You said you knew me?" The captain, sipping his noodles, looked at the group of Valkyries who had suddenly found him, feeling a little confused. Didn't he...didn't she just travel through time? She was still wondering how she was going to gain the Valkyries' trust now that she had suddenly become a girl, but why did they act like they knew her so well?

During an interview, Mizuki Yuu was hit by a truck and flew away. When he woke up, he found that he had traveled to a parallel world and turned into a child. He was picked up by a plump, mature and sexy older sister and taken in.

He thought he could live the comfortable life he had always dreamed of, but he found that this world seemed a little wrong!

The mature older sister who took him in was called Mizuki Shiranui, a Taiman Ninja. Shiranui's daughter, his non-blood-related sister, was called Mizuki Yukikaze. The new wife next door, Mrs. Shendong, was a snow girl. Did a classmate who had a good relationship with him suddenly become a succubus?

Someone in the school was holding a mobile phone and was ready to hypnotize all the girls with a software. The female knight of the demon world tried to seduce them to join the demon clan. In this somewhat broken world, Mizuki Yuu just wanted to protect the people around him and keep them from the covetousness of various yellow-haired people.

But they asked why they all relied on themselves one by one?

[Slow-Paced Shura Field + Co-Living Slice of Life + No System]

Chen Luo thought he had found the deal of a lifetime when he rented a cozy riverside courtyard in Jiangcheng for only 500 yuan a month. He was so excited he paid three years of rent upfront.

But after moving in, he realized—

all his ex-girlfriends lived there too.

On the left was his first love, the campus beauty.

On the right was his former college advisor.

Downstairs lived a bad-girl senior with ties to the underworld.

Upstairs was a top-tier movie star.

In the shadows, there was even a mysterious mastermind pulling strings.

Before he knew it, Chen Luo was surrounded by exes.

Not only was he trapped in an endless harem drama,

but every day, they were plotting new ways to win him back.

Chen Luo:

“I’ve turned over a new leaf. I don’t want to be a scumbag anymore.”

My older brother ran away on my wedding day, leaving my family with no choice but to make me marry my sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law, please don't be offended, I'm not my brother.

And so, on the day of the wedding!

[Congratulations, host, on marrying your sister-in-law! This system is activated, and you are rewarded with a cultivation system that grants ten thousand times the power!]

Han Yu journeyed through the world of Sword Art Online.

He bound to the system and gained skills.

As a gifted and powerful player, single-handedly challenging bosses was a daily occurrence.

He achieved undefeated status in SAO, single-handedly breached the World Tree in ALO, and became a legend among players.

In GGO, he slashed sniper bullets within three meters with his lightsaber, and in Uncharted Wars, he single-handedly held off tens of thousands of Dark Territory troops, becoming a player god.

She was the Fifth Young Miss of the revered General’s Residence, but was seen to be useless as trash. Promiscuous and flirtatious to a fault, she was finally killed by mistake under the hands of the attendants of the man she was chasing; She was a genius favoured by the Heavens but ultimately murdered by an insidious plot and all who shared her bloodline pursued and exterminated which caused her to lust for revenge to be paid in blood. The day the genius had unwittingly taken up the body of that useless trash and opened her eyes, her fate had completely changed!!!

Refining elixirs and the smelting of weapons were tough?

That did not daunt her.

Beast Tamers were rare?

She had easily gained the title of Emperor Beast Tamer!

Forced marriages!?

Men being arrogant because they are good looking?

She stretches her hand out and easily pulls devilishly handsome men to her: The Demonic King brothers would easily take their place. A devilish glance, a slight shimmer of movement, and that man would suddenly disappear the next moment. He turned back around, his devilish smile alluring: “Let’s continue with the topic, let’s have a child!”

This is another interesting story with transmigrating and very fun filled characters that will delight you.

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