[Lighthearted and humorous][System protagonist plus reborn protagonist][Female-centric][High-level martial arts][Universal starry sea world view][Meme-filled][Fast-paced]

My name is Zhang Youyou. In my past life, I was a cool, handsome, and aloof male otaku with a withdrawn personality, severe social anxiety, and a dislike for conversation. I never imagined that I would be given a time-travel permit and become a girl!

Holy crap! What kind of start is this? The second brother gets the system?!

Reborn Empress Luo Yuxuan: No, this little fool who spent twelve years with me in the orphanage, how come he's so... cruel when he makes a move.

Zhang Youyou: Immortal Technique. Heavenly Flame Funeral. Starfall. Kun Multiplier!

Looking at the strange beast whose sky suddenly darkened: Huh? Ah? I'll hit her, really? ???

Beast 1: Answer me, why? Why? Although she didn't start by going head-to-head with us in terms of stamina, and was a weak newbie, you didn't say that this crazy woman's mana bar was bottomless!

Beast 2: Look my eyes, answer me! Can you beat them? Ah, yes, yes, yes!

Beast: Huh? Why are you so concerned about cultivation level? It'll corrupt this little ancestor's strength!

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Heaven and man are at war, the universe is at war.

Above the vast universe, divine thoughts illuminate all realms; I am the being of concepts.

After finishing her daily tasks, Zhang Youyou was pulled into the women's bathhouse by Luo Yuxuan during her free time: ? !! It seems I've turned into a woman... Not bad?

When Chinese athletes laugh at how they can win championships by playing video games, what you have to do as a person who makes a living from e-sports is to use your own size 42 shoes to measure the length of his lofty face!

When your parents, relatives, friends and even the society look askance at e-sports and think that you are not doing your job properly, if you really love e-sports, all you have to do is give them a decisive look!

Have you ever thought that there will be such an event in the Olympic Games in the next four years? It is a thrilling duel intertwined with reaction speed below the second level, the tacit cooperation of the five members of the team, and the gorgeous operations of extreme reactions. ——It’s eSports! Let the world's fanatical and devout believers shout Demacia! !

The new book, "The Versatile Mage", if you like "Who Confronts", then you will definitely be obsessed with "The Versatile Mage"!

A cry rang out in the delivery room, and a cold wind blew across Tao Cici's face.

Pixiu and Bixie were fighting, and Pixiu kicked a quiet little Taotie that was eating nearby into a human's stomach.

Fortunately, after he was born, his parents doted on him and his older brother spoiled him. Every day, apart from eating and drinking, the little glutton never did anything serious.

I just went home to pick up some homework I'd forgotten, and I overheard a shocking truth coming from my parents' study.

She was actually... the one who was switched at birth!

The real princess will be back tomorrow!

The little glutton thought about the dramas she had seen where the wicked fake heiress drove away the real heiress.

Forget it, it's a high-level game, she doesn't have the brains for that.

"Oh no, oh no, I'm going to starve to death on the streets!" Little Taotie thought to himself, his brow furrowed in deep thought.

How will she ever feed herself with this kind of diet...?

When the real daughter returned, the pampered little glutton exclaimed in an unprecedented way: Ah~ happiness~

Tao Chuchu, the true heiress, says: "My little sister seems to have brainstem deficiency. She can't do anything but eat. What else can I do? How can I live without her? I'll just have to pamper her. But... hey hey hey, where did you come from, you stinky man, trying to steal my little cutie's pet rights?!"

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[Main CP] A strong, beautiful, and greedy little glutton × A gentle, cunning, and extremely powerful Bai Ze

[Sisters] Silly, straightforward younger sister + arrogant, bossy older sister

P.S.: Actually, Little Taotie is incredibly powerful; he's not pretending to be weak, he's just naturally mischievous...

[This story is set in a fictional world and is entirely fictional. Please do not take the events depicted in the story seriously.]

[Slice of life on campus + sweet romance + single female lead + no system + no rebirth]

He was arrested as a pervert right from the start! All because he accidentally touched the school beauty's butt on the bus!

After being exonerated, Su Yan dragged his luggage and knocked on the door of his shared apartment. To his surprise, the person who opened the door was Xie Zhiyao, the school beauty who had just called the police to arrest him!

Forced to start a cohabitation life with the school beauty and her arrogant best friend on a split-the-bill basis.

"Instant noodles are garbage!"... "They smell so good, I'll have another bowl!"

"Five million yuan has been deposited into my Alipay account? Is this my meal allowance for next month?"

"Zhiyao! I filmed the whole video of you getting drunk and hugging his neck, calling him 'husband'!"

...

While the whole school was buzzing with rumors that "a poor boy was trying to curry favor with a tycoon for money," Xie Zhiyao suddenly grabbed the microphone from the stage where everyone was watching.

"What's all the fuss about? I was the one who pursued him, I've already given the betrothal gifts, and our future children will take his surname. Anyone with objections, step forward now!"

Question: How do I split the bill when living with a wealthy heiress and a beautiful school girl? Is it stressful?

Su Yan: She's not just AA, she's AB!

Cong Yu, male, 17 years old, is a student.

His hidden identity is a cadre of the Monster Group. He is currently on leave without pay to go to school for further studies.

He lives in a villa area in the northeast of Fengdu, alone, and his house is quite big.

He thought that this kind of life would continue until he graduated from high school and college.

But the sudden intrusion of the magical girl changed his life!

"I am Cong Yu's dog! Woof woof woof!"

"Cong Yu, you don't want your true identity to be discovered, do you?"

"I am the magical girl you corrupted with your own hands, you have to take responsibility!"

Amid the noise of many magical girls (doubtful)...

Cong Yu, who didn't know what expression to show, could only smile.

When people are in the extraordinary world, martial arts are infinitely simplified! Ten times, a hundred times, a thousand times... Lin Ran still felt that it was troublesome, so he simply simplified it to physical instinct!

[Daichi Genetic Method Simplified into Energy: Blood Flows]

[Heavy Armor Broken Army Body Simplified Function: Heartbeat]

[The World-Destroying Thunder Technique is simplified to its essence: the brain generates electrical signals]

Lin Ran said, I understand, being alive means becoming stronger!

How can we stop this rise?

Citywide league, multiple teams targeting each other? One person blocked the airport and finished the game early!

The Beast King is rampant, slaughtering millions of people in the city? He traveled 100,000 miles with a sword and returned with his head!

The Forbidden Zone is revived, and darkness is turbulent? Anyone who enters will be killed, even the gods will die!

A year passed, Lin Ran was crowned king, and his power was overwhelming. Until one day, when he received a college entrance examination registration form, Lin Ran fell silent.

How about going there?

Transmigrated to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts with a life skills game. When he gets the student job, he says, "I have no woman in my heart, studying is the god of nature!" When he gets the chef job, he says, "I don't cook to pick up girls!" When he gets the writer job, he says, "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!" But as he acquires more jobs, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts to feel that something is off about this life skills game. ...The aloof school beauty: You better really aren't! Muggle stepsister: I don't eat beef! (So delicious!) The genius, sickly literary girl: "Love Letters," "Eat Your Pancreas"...So these are all confession novels he wrote for me?

After traveling to Tokyo, Japan, Kamishiro Hakufeng starts the game by obtaining a career in life.

When he obtains the student career, he says: "No woman in my heart, learn from nature!"

When he obtains the chef career, he says: "I don't cook to pick up girls!"

When he obtains the writer career, he says: "Novels are novels, reality is reality, and I'm really not a scumbag!"

But as he obtains more careers, Kamishiro Hakufeng always feels that something is wrong with this career game.

......

Cold school beauty: You'd better not be!

Muggle sister: I don't eat beef! (Smells so good)

Genius sickly literary girl: "Love Letter" "Eat Your Pancreas"... So these are all confession novels he wrote to me?

"Who says it's hard for poor families to produce noble children? Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are determined!"

"As long as you don't let your children lose at the starting line of life, they can surpass those rich children!"

The experts and professors on the stage spoke passionately and boldly!

The students and parents in the audience were excited and their blood was boiling !

It was Lin Feng's turn to speak as a teacher representative, but he spoke the truth of reality in one sentence!

"How can a mere ten years of hard study compare to the efforts of three generations?"

As soon as this was said, it shocked everyone! It became a hit on the entire Internet!

After that, Lin Feng's words were even more sharp! He directly hit the countless educational chaos at the moment!

In order to sell foreign language course materials, some people claimed that "not knowing foreign languages is the illiteracy of the new era"! Creating anxiety! Selling anxiety!

Forcing parents to force their children to learn foreign languages early in kindergarten!

Lin Feng was very sad about this: Today's children speak Chinese haltingly, but they speak foreign languages more fluently than anyone else. What kind of people are they?

Many parents attribute their children's disobedience to looking at their phones every day and being addicted to watching short videos!

Lin Feng directly asked the parents: How much time do you spend communicating with your children every day? You usually don't care about your children, and when your children have problems, you think it's the fault of mobile phones and short videos!

Now it's mobile phone short videos that are blamed, it used to be computer online games, and even earlier it was movies and martial arts novels!

In short, it will never be your family education that has problems, right?

As one point of view after another was thrown out! Countless netizens across the Internet praised it!

Great teacher! It should be Lin Feng!

[Livestream entertainment + lighthearted + campus + everyday abstraction]

Zhou Cheng travels to a parallel world and unlocks the "Prank Pressure System," where he can earn rewards by putting pressure on others.

At that moment, the live-streamed variety show "A Family in Xia Kingdom" was underway, and their family happened to be selected.

As a result, the entire style of the show changed.

"Mom, don't you ever read more books?"

"Dad, look at other dads driving luxury cars! Are you going through a rebellious phase?"

"You guys are so lazy, I can't even hold my head up in front of my classmates."

"If your parents are unwilling to work hard, you can change them with three sentences. Be sure to share this with your friends!"

"Teachers, you were the worst class of teachers I ever taught!"

"My grades are so bad, don't you guys even think about reflecting on that?"

Young people who had been under enough pressure cheered together after watching the live stream.

"What kind of exciting live stream is this? It's so much fun!"

"I've always been pressured by others, and I've finally found a mouth substitute, sob sob sob."

[Reward successful, stressed parents with top-notch BBQ skills!]

[Successful pressure on top students in the class, rewarded with brilliant thinking!]

[Successful pressure on the rich second generation, reward 100 million!]

The audience witnessed this scene.

"In the past, they were the ones putting pressure on young people, but now it's all reversed, right?"

"This is outrageous! You've put so much pressure on your own father that he's like a grandson?"

Parents across the country were devastated when they saw the video their son shared!

Production team: Who let him participate in the show?!

I'm under so much pressure!

This book is also known as: "If I put pressure on you first, you can't put pressure on me!"