Bound to an improperly trained "simp" system, charm increased tenfold! First, a small goal: dominate all the beautiful girls in school...including teachers and the principal! Huh? They're all so proactive! Kasumigaoka Utaha: Can we have a dating simulation? (For research for my new book.) Li Kong: Lots of people ask me out, remember to book in advance next time! Himuro Ayame: Are you free for dinner tonight? Li Kong: Yes, but I never pay for dates with beautiful girls. Himuro Ayame: Then I'll treat you. Ellie: The girl you were having dinner with last night, the one you were being intimate with, looks a bit like my sister? Li Kong: She's your sister. If you have a problem with that, let's break up! Ellie: It's okay, I can't live without you. Ayase Saki: Was that a girl you were talking to on the phone just now? Li Kong: She's your mother. She asked me to go to a hotel tonight. ...Hayasaka Ai: A maid who doesn't want to be the mistress isn't a good maid! Kitagawa Kaimu: If I win this battle, you have to go out with me! Kirisu Mafuyu: I haven't handed in my homework yet! Toyokawa Shoko: You've taken all my teammates... Saionji Sekai: Mom's shoes are here too, and this voice is... (Male/Female, all virgins accepted)

When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.

A player, eager to get home and play the mobile game *Uma Musume Pretty Derby*, was solo-killed by a wild horse offline. He then found himself in the world of *Uma Musume Pretty Derby*, and the story centers on Treisen Academy. Treisen? Treisen! Or perhaps Treisen? In this world, trainers not only bear the pressures of life and work, but also the pressure from their racehorses. Every year, trainers end up in the hospital or retire and get married because their own racehorses force them to jump. "Torena, my basement is quite large; you're welcome to stay permanently." — Tokai [Yakumo Blood]

In this era where everyone is skilled in martial arts, health and vitality determine one's fate.

On the day of the college entrance examination physical examination, while everyone else was worried about not meeting the required standards for blood and qi, only Ye Bai was worried about whether he would explode.

"Hey kid, relax, it's just a blood and qi test. Why are you all steaming?"

"Teacher, can I not take the test? I'm afraid I can't afford to pay for the machine."

Under the teacher's dismissive urging, Ye Bai reluctantly placed his hand on it.

The next second.

"Beep—Warning! High-energy reaction detected! Value ERROR!"

"boom!!"

The alloy blood flow analyzer, worth millions, melted into a pool of molten iron right before everyone's eyes!

The entire room fell silent. The elderly professor in charge of the physical exam, staring at the skyrocketing Geiger counter in his hand, collapsed to the ground in shock: "Evacuate immediately!! This isn't blood and qi; it's clearly nuclear radiation! This kid has a nuclear reactor inside him!!"

From then on, Ye Bai's painting style changed.

Others cultivate by absorbing spiritual energy and consuming elixirs; Ye Bai cultivates by drinking heavy water and chewing uranium ore.

Others fight using martial arts techniques; Ye Bai fights using "basic attacks"—a simple punch that delivers the equivalent of 200,000 tons of electricity!

When countless races invaded, and alien fleets descended upon Earth, blotting out the sky.

Ye Bai yawned and stepped forward, his body radiating a faint blue light.

"Is this the mushroom cloud you ordered? Please sign for it, and I'll deliver it to your door."

"The most powerful skill in history, the developers are begging not to release it. The limited-time UP pool is now open, featuring the golden legendary rune [Invincible Dragon Slayer] with an astonishingly high drop rate of 0.00000037%! First recharge of 6 yuan grants you a free 10-pull in the limited-time UP pool! The path to server domination lies within."

A game advertisement pops up on the screen.

Jiang Ling touched her chin.

"0.00000037%, isn't that drop rate a bit too high?"

......

An alien world descends, and nine gods reign supreme.

Behold, I hold the power of fortune and misfortune, seizing all destiny and playing in another world.

I am the God of Fortune.

[No system, no clichés, numbered sequence, plot-driven, not an invincible leveling-up game, self-interest, monster perspective, yandere single female lead]

My name is Shen Shi, and I have a secret.

On the eve of the college entrance examination, I became an oddball in the eyes of my classmates, a fallen genius, a weirdo wearing a mask in the middle of summer.

It stinks! It stinks! It stinks! Everyone smells the same way!

My sister, whom I spend every day with, smells sweeter and sweeter.

I know my sister has awakened, and I also know that I have become a monster.

A monster unlike any other.

Until that day, when the transfer student and the school beauty found me, a third flavor entered my world.

Something's not right, she's fake.

I must keep this secret.

——

My name is Shen Congxing, and I have many secrets.

My brother is of royal blood, a top predator in the dark world, a monster with double pupils and a terrifying sense of smell.

It was pouring rain that night, and he took me home.

Every bit of his restraint, control, and desire towards me sent shivers down my spine.

Until a rising star joined the department.

Wait, bro? How did you sneak in here?!

I must keep this secret.

Of course, this isn't the only one.

[Ratings went up right after the meeting!]

[Plagiarism in literature, dramas, and comics, both domestic and international; copying whatever is needed; primarily behind-the-scenes creator; low moral standards; 1vN; extremely sweet and pure enjoyment with no angst]

You have traveled to a parallel world and begun a perfect and legendary life, like a darling of the heavens!

You created "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" at the age of 11, which shocked the world of literature; you created "One Piece" at the age of 14, which amazed the world; you produced the "Attack on Titan" anime at the age of 17, which became a global phenomenon; and you also created "Spirited Away," "Howl's Moving Castle," "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes," and many more.

Your books are world-class classics that have stood the test of time; your songs have pioneered new paths in the Chinese entertainment industry; your screenplays are phenomenal hits; and your movies are global money-making machines…

Countless celebrities and actors, both domestic and international, are your fans...

Chen Cheng, a financially independent and eligible bachelor, is reborn in 2002, just before the start of his freshman year of college. Touching his pocket forty-five yuan and eighty cents, he is on the verge of tears. Not wanting to start from scratch again, he can only rely on the various campus beauties to support him...

This book is also known as: *Don't Make Oaths Without Reason*, *Oaths Lead to Death*, *I Don't Want to Chase Women, I Want Women to Chase Me*, and *I'm Financially Independent, Why Are You Forcing Me to Be Reborn?*