"I think humans are actually quite complicated. When I first drove those evil gods back to the warp, many people supported me. Later, they said that I was looking too high and too far, and that I could stop and rest for a while. Many of my defeated opponents said that even if I defeated all opponents and enemies, whether tangible or intangible, I would eventually be defeated by time.

But it doesn't matter, time will prove me right."

Humans have been dragged down by monsters and demons since the First Crusade, and history, this fully-insured semi-trailer, has been running rampant ever since

." You mean, everything in heaven and hell is evil gods of the warp, so why not go on the field yourself? "

What should Neos do in the face of this group of diehard psychic lunatics on the stake? Only:

"Okay, listen up heretics,

wait until I become emperor, I will formulate a new burning method!

Those who believe in evil gods will be burned

, those who use faith to cheat people of their wealth will be burned , and

those who do not believe in humanity will be burned."

"Are you human?"

"I'm not a god! You will go to the stake too!"

"Damn it, you tyrant, what's the difference between you and our church!"

"Oh my God, gentlemen! This diehard actually realized his sins, he can't be burned, he must be pulled out as an example - hang him up and whip him with a copper-headed leather belt!"

This is a story about a Nord barbarian who meets an ambitious man. Emhyr: To stop the white frost, I must conquer the whole world! Arthur: Come on, you can't even take down Cintra. Vilgefortz: If I get the Ancient Blood, I will be the king of all worlds! Arthur: If you want to use magic, then use magic. If you want to practice stick fighting, then practice stick fighting. You always like to mix them up. It's a miracle that you can still live today. Islinne: The world will die in the frost, and only the elves will be reborn... Arthur: The most annoying thing is you guys who pretend to be gods. Look at the sticks!

"Director Xu Nan, may I ask why you always make bad movies?"

"I solemnly remind you that I have never made a bad movie."

"Spider-Man" starring Mimi is so bad, is it still considered a bad movie?

"It doesn't count."

"The Starring Man starring Shi Shi aroused boycotts from all the little lions."

"That means they don't understand appreciation."

"Liu Yifei's upcoming film "Dragon Mother" has been designated as the worst movie of this year by the Golden Broom Awards."

"Slander, it's all slander. You guys just can't bear to see me making money. By the way, the movie "Sweeping Alliance" co-starring Mimi, Shi Shi, and Liu Yifei is about to be produced. Please don't miss it."

Traveling from the Ming Dynasty to the year 2000, in this life, Ding Xiu can only change his way of living.

Director: I heard that you are very good at fighting. I have a scene with you that is very difficult.

Ding Xiu: Just add more money.

Director: Actually, I just want to buy insurance from you, and I may not necessarily use it.

Ding Xiu: I don’t care about that. If you ask for it, I will give you money, even if you lose a penny...

Su Chen opened his eyes and found himself transmigrated—right into the middle of a creative writing competition. Contestants had to craft a story based on a given theme!

When the showrunners announced the theme: [Monkey], everyone racked their brains to come up with clichéd stories about humans and nature or monkey troop migrations...

But Su Chen chose a different path—he wanted to give the audience a real shock!

"It’s you then, Great Sage Equal to Heaven—Sun Wukong!"

At first, viewers thought it was just another fantasy novel about a monkey cultivating immortality, but the more they watched, the more they realized something was off...

He dives into the East Sea to seize the Golden Cudgel!

He descends into the Underworld to rewrite the Book of Life and Death!

He storms the Heavenly Palace in full rebellion!

“This monkey is unstoppable!”

“At this rate, is Sun Wukong going to conquer all three realms?”

“So satisfying! Even those brainless power-trip web novels don’t dare go this far!”

Just when the audience thought Su Chen was writing about a monkey who would battle the heavens and defy all rules—Su Chen's brush suddenly turned...

The Five Finger Mountain came crashing down. Sun Wukong was trapped for 500 years.

The audience was devastated, thinking the story had come to its end.

Little did they know... the real story was just beginning.

“The battle with the White Bone Demon—absolutely thrilling!”

“I dare you to respond when I call! Your grandpa's here! Hahaha! Only my Monkey Bro could pull that off!”

“They finally got the scriptures... and you're telling me it's just blank pages?”

“Sobs My Monkey Bro has finally become a Buddha... what a hard journey it’s been.”

In the second round of the competition, the showrunners announced the new theme: [Weather]

Su Chen smirked and wrote:

“In a casual chat, fleets vanished like ashes and smoke.”

"Mr. Li, you have had several relationships. Can you talk about your views on relationships?"

"for example?"

"For example, do you think that being in an AA system with male and female friends will affect their relationship? For example, will boys who don't understand romance lose points?"

"Oh, I don't know. It's all their fault. I'm actually not satisfied with them."

When he was reborn in college, Li Yuan set a goal for himself.

Stop being a dog licker and focus on making money!

Struggling until the age of thirty-eight and not being able to afford a house, you have to pay 300,000 dowry in advance to get married, and spend most of your life frugally, until your liver is broken, but what about the money? Who made the money?

With countless grievances, Jiang Qin was born again at the age of eighteen. His only thought when he opened his eyes was to start a business and make money.

The first step is to snatch back the love letter that was sent out, turn it over, and write three lines in the shocked eyes of the school girl:

It is impossible to work part-time now!

I just want wealth and freedom, and never be a slave!

As for love? Dogs don't even talk about that stuff!

(Arms Dealer System + Strong Woman + Space + Beautiful Girls Army + Invincible + Cool Article + Sweeping the World)

Lu Chen traveled to a famine-stricken year similar to the end of the Ming Dynasty. At this time, there was chaos and war, and the people were suffering.

Lu Chen holds the space arsenal and is rewarded with 100,000 powerful pills at the beginning!

Any unmarried girl who takes this medicine will increase her strength by 10 times, her defense by 10 times, and her agility by 2 times.

Lu Chen formed his own army of beautiful women, resisting the red-haired devils in the south, fighting the Tartar soldiers in the north, crossing the island country in the east, and suppressing the rebellion in the west!

"My Lord, something bad has happened! A large group of bandits are attacking our village!"

Lu Chen: Don’t be afraid, sister, we have a crossbow!

"My Lord, it's bad news! The Tartar cavalry is coming!"

Lu Chen: Don’t cry, sister, we have a machine gun!

"My Lord, it's bad! The red-haired devils' armored gunboats are attacking!"

Lu Chen: Don’t be afraid, sister, we have a destroyer!

Lu Chen leads an army of millions of beauties, travels across five continents and four oceans, and builds an unprecedented feat!

"Am I abnormal?"

"unusual!"

"What's wrong?"

"How normal are you?! How could you eat a sheep scorpion and report it to your boss for using sheep with congenital spinal deformities?"

"Where can I have a cup of coffee and insist on explaining tarry poop to me?"

"Where can a medical student win the first prize of the National Science and Technology Award?"

"Where is the student who asked the professor to bring tea and water?"

"Where can a training doctor scold the director so bloody?!"

"Where is the doctor..."

"Tell me...how are you normal?!"

Chen Gong was silent for a moment and looked at the other person: "There is no need to be too normal as a human being!"

…

Instead of consuming yourself internally, it is better to go crazy and consume others externally. As the saying goes, there is no need to be too normal in life!

Similarly, there is no need to be too normal to be a doctor!

When Lu Ming woke up, he found himself transported to a chaotic world of immortals and martial arts, but fortunately, he was born with a mini-game system called "Mowing Grass Unparalleled Martial Arts".

[Player Name: Lu Ming]

[Inherent skill: Spirit Serpent Sword]

[Skill Effect: Unleashes a sword aura directly forward.]

"Isn't this the lawn-mowing game I played last night to relieve stress?!"

But after Lu Ming played one game, he discovered that this game was not simple at all.

He soon discovered that the situation he was facing was also somewhat complicated.

"My name is Lu Ming. I transmigrated, and I even have a cheat code."

"But I've found that your world isn't very friendly to me."

A sinister smile crept across Lu Ming's lips.

"Then let's draw our swords."

With a sword in hand, I will fight against fate!

The outcome is uncertain; life and death are at stake!

The world has treated me cruelly, but I will retaliate with a powerful blow!

A story of carnage and rivers of blood!