Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.

Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!

This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:

“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”

As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—

I’ll live off soft rice until I die!

Our motto is:

“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”

Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.

Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:

“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”

Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:

1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.

2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.

3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.

Reborn in college.

Zhou Yuwen knows the importance of personality.

In this life, Zhou Yuwen is labeled as aloof, mature, and talented!

"I'm a more traditional person. I think that when you fall in love, you have to be responsible, so you have to be very careful in love."

"Zhou Yuwen! Remarry me!"

"Damn it! You are venomous, I haven't even been married yet!"

"Don't talk nonsense! We got the marriage certificate in the last life!"

"That was in the last life!"

"Remarry!"

"Get lost! I have a girlfriend!"

He runs away, she chases him!

He can't escape even if he has wings

He traveled through the elf world and became Sakaki's son, becoming the new boss of Team Rocket.

"Mr. Mammon, it is said that in the Golden City Battle, the Rocket Team organization led by you beat many champions such as Lance , Steven, Wallace, and Leon to the ground and went to the hospital to recuperate for half a month. What do you think?"

The reporter interviewed Mammon, the leader of Team Rocket.

"It's a complete rumor. They only recuperated for a week."

"It is said that you forcibly abducted the champion of Cynthia in the Golden City Battle. The people in the Sinnoh region are very dissatisfied with this and hope that you will return the champion Cynthia to them. What do you think about this?" The reporter continued the interview.

"Nonsense, we are in love with each other, how can they oppose it." Mammon smiled.

"By the way, Cynthia is now in labor and is not considering becoming the champion of Sinnoh again for the time being. Thank you."

(ps: The world view is synthesized by games, animations, and special editions. The Giovanni in the article is the special edition + game version)

This is a pure business article to make up for regrets, not a mindless and exciting article. If you mind, please read with caution.

If you could do it all over again, would you choose to save the world or save mathematics?

After a ridiculous night, Wang Zhuo opened his eyes and found himself back on the eve of the college entrance examination, looking at the math test paper he had taken.

“15 points!!!”

A real-world survival scenario + clash of civilizations + competitive gameplay + forum discussions + dungeon boss clears + no CP. The heroine isn’t one-dimensional but has a chaotic neutral personality—an individualist who might save someone then turn around and kill them. After cursing her, you’ll find there’s nothing left to yell at~

The people of Blue Star have been pulled into a life-or-death survival game—and they’ve collectively lost their minds. Who understands this?! A broken game that forces us to figure out skills on our own. A single blueprint, yet it demands we collect materials and build it ourselves. If I knew how to do that, would I still be scraping by on a measly $3.5k monthly?!

What should be a simple “survive on the highway” challenge ends up forcing us to learn actual knowledge! Where’s the “one-click learn”? Where’s the “one-click craft”? There’s nothing—do they just want us to die?!

Xia Sanfu: “Excuse me, everyone, stepping up to the top ranking first.”

Alternate world—don’t read this as realistic. Not a feel-good story; under‑18s should watch with a parent.

One day, Chu Shun—a shameless guy who would rather take off his pants than hang himself properly—crossed over to a parallel world. There, he acquired a system called the [Film Fund]. What’s it like to make movies without fearing a financial loss or needing investors?

“As a director, I never care about box office returns!”

So, Chu Shun pulled out Kill Bill. But because it was too bloody, it unsurprisingly failed to get the “Dragon Seal” (the film approval mark in China).

Very well. Kill Bill, which made $180 million at the box office on Earth, ended up as an online B-movie in the parallel world...

“I think there are three absurd things in this world.

First, bad people often live better lives than good ones.

Second, when you're in trouble, friends help without hesitation—yet when they're in trouble and ask you for money, you say they're not real friends.

Third, a whole crowd of you are standing here listening to me talk about the art of film.”

—Chu Shun, speaking at the American Film Academy.

Some of the works by "foreign trauma" director Chu Shun include:

Lord of War, The Hunt, Farewell My Concubine, The Legend of 1900, The Intouchables, City of God, Cinema Paradiso, Malèna, Dead Poets Society, and more.

(Not a happy story, emotional)

"Can you heal me?"

Liang Ling looked at the haggard man in front of her with curiosity.

Because of some special reasons, she can be sure that this person is the male protagonist in a hot search nearly half a month ago - Yu Ying.

煁, a kind of movable stove in ancient times.

Chopping mulberry firewood, and roasting it in the smoke.

As a counselor, she has a keen eye for detail.

This person has been very reserved since he came in, and feels like he has been out of society for a long time.

Liang Ling looked at Yu Xuan and said with a smile: "Mr. Yu, you also know that psychotherapy is different from conventional treatment."

"You have to try it to know whether it is effective or not."

"Mr. Yu, could you please tell me the biggest reason that bothers you?"

Yu Xuan looked out the window and said, "The story started two and a half years ago..."

"No, it has to start from three years ago."

You have your life, I have my world.

You have your goals, I have my dreams.

You have your fame, I have my paintings.

You have your glory, I have a life behind the scenes.

I feel joy, sorrow, hardship, and pain. I use my talent to offer you a world full of happiness.

I am a PD, I speak for myself.

Time Travel + Espionage + Iron-blooded Slaughter + Dimensional Space

Modern-day youth Zhang Yunhe is transported into the 26th year of the Republic of China (1937) while playing a video game, waking up as an agent of the Blue Shirts Society. To his surprise, he also brings with him the equipment of the game’s Iron-Blood Warrior character.

Using the stealth function of this gear, he starts his new life by launching a brutal surprise attack on the Japanese Tokkō (Special Higher Police), leaving a trail of corpses and fear in his wake. From there, he easily gathers intelligence and rises to prominence on the shadowy front lines of covert warfare.

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Time Travel · Spy War · Dimensional Space · Republican Era · Lighthearted · Intelligence · Slaughter · Secret Agent · Iron-Blooded · Game