Shuji Taketori: Plot? I am the plot! Jiraiya: To establish a heart for young girls, a destiny for young women, to carry on the family line for wives, and to bring peace to widows! Shuji is my life mentor! Kaguya Otsutsuki: I'm going to come out and beat my son! You two little brats, just you wait! Naruto: Shuji said, if they throw poop at me, I'll... I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sage Art: Splatter - I'll grab my kidneys and liver! Sasuke: Nii-san~ Showing off is a bad habit, but I can't stop. I'm going to catch up with that person! Amataras! Madara: That's great! I acknowledge you! The Dance King from Konoha! This is a fun-loving story of a humorous person healing the dark ninja world.

[Traditional fantasy + system + brainless comedy + passion]

This book is also known as "I became invincible in the grocery store"

When Lin Chi woke up, he suddenly found that the world had changed!

He traveled through time!

What should I do? Waiting online, it’s urgent!

Demons are rampant and evil spirits are causing chaos!

The strong man flies in the sky, overlooking the world, splitting mountains and rocks, moving mountains and seas!

Dynasties fought for hegemony, warlords fought for supremacy, aristocratic families fought for fame and fortune, and they drank blood and watched the ants with a smile, leaving them to fend for themselves!

The sect watched coldly and was indifferent!

As a tiny traveler, what can Lin Chi do?

Don’t be impatient, wait for me to grow up first.

System? System? Did you die? If not, give me some points. I want to become stronger!

Demons? Evil spirits? Invincible strong men? Aristocratic clans?

Don’t mess with me, or I’ll kill you all when I’m done growing up!

Reincarnate into the Pokémon world, aiming to become the league champion...

Wait, Su Qian looked at his body. It had neither hands nor feet. The whole thing was just a large purple grape-flavored jelly.

I start with a Ditto, and it’s me?

It doesn’t matter if I don’t have the Big Three or legendary Pokémons, I can transform them all by myself.

Besides, isn’t it common sense that imitations are better than the originals?

PS: Dear readers, I am no longer a human being!

The world of One Piece is amazing! I heard that everyone who transmigrates there can become a superhuman. Just eat a Devil Fruit and take off instantly? But the question is, where do you even find a Devil Fruit? Joining the Navy means you can learn the Six Powers and climb to the top of power step by step? But the Navy doesn't accept ordinary people! Can you just join any pirate crew and bully men and women? What if the main characters come to kill you? Find a kendo dojo and become a master, and with enough effort everyone can become Zoro? The physique of a transmigrator is worlds apart from that of the natives of the One Piece world! Ordinary transmigrators have terrible physical abilities, are considered undocumented and have no choice in their birthplace, and their only advantage might be their statistical attributes. It seems like a disastrous start, but it's actually just the norm for ordinary transmigrators. Is there any chance of survival in this situation? Yes! ...

Nen attacks and defenses? No, I'll use movement and positioning to kite.

Use armor to defend? No, I'll use Garen's shield.

The Hunter Exam? No, I'll use V5's connections.

There's no system, it's purely a Hunter x Hunter world, with almost no original storyline.

Reborn at the start, the young football emperor's cheat code only has [Maximum Tackle 99]? The other attributes are terrible, and Chu Han thought he was doomed... But who knew that a single tackle would directly shatter the glasses of Manchester City's youth training coach!

In an internal team match, Real Madrid prodigy Pozzo was tackled by him and was left questioning his life. Premier League star Aguero's volley was blocked by him, leading people to exclaim: "Is this kid cheating?!"

Not only that, he even unlocked the [On-Pitch Invisibility]! Even though his opponent was right in front of him, the ball disappeared without a trace, allowing him to precisely intercept it!

A new Great Wall rises in football, challenging the "Sea Cucumber Team" head-on! One "Sea Cucumber" player boasts, "If he ever becomes a pro, I'll eat him standing on my head!" Chu Han, in his German U19 debut, instantly activated his "Hexagonal Warrior" system, frightening General Fan to the point of asking the Football Association online: "Please return Chu Han! The Sea Cucumber Team is saved!"

Klopp, Ronaldo, Messi, Magic Bird and other superstars rushed to praise: "A team without Chu Han is not worthy of being called a giant!"

From the strongest tackle to the all-around king on the field, how did Chu Han single-handedly overturn the world of football and make the global bosses exclaim "I can't learn it"?

Hello everyone! My name is Ye Yu (Night Rain), yes, Ye as in night and Yu as in rain. [The first few hundred words are in the first person] Just like my name, my mood right now is like the rain falling at night. I was just a high school otaku, sitting at home preparing toilet paper and enthusiastically watching anime. But then, I complained, "This mundane world is so boring." I don't know if a shooting star happened to streak across the sky when I complained, or if some great being shamelessly spied on me and played a huge joke on me. A flash of light, a blink of an eye, and I was transported to another world. I looked around at the medieval Western European-style buildings, full of historical atmosphere, completely bewildered. Before I could even react, a jumble of electronic device sounds filled my head. It made me wonder if my brain had been inexplicably modified by a mad scientist.

【Sign in】【System】【High-level Weapon】【Global Catastrophe】

The world changed drastically, and in the blink of an eye, the world he knew turned into a world of high-level martial arts.

Through the cheat, he successfully embarked on the path of a warrior, experiencing ancient tombs in the mountains, disasters everywhere, the awakening of the King of West Town, and the conspiracy of the savior...

Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the automatic healing plug-in!

Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 100x speed training cheat!

Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 100x Comprehension Cheat!

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Other book titles:

Global High Martial Arts: My Cheats Can Make You Stronger

Global High Martial Arts: My System Always Has Some Surprising Tasks

So, it's reasonable for someone who exploits millions of people to have an ex-wife, right?

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As a complete power-hungry player, Zuo Chang believes that marriage is just a game mechanic, a legitimate means to achieve victory.

There's no affection involved, but the rewards are plentiful.

When he was invited (or rather, summoned) by the gods to personally enter the game world...

Was it out of love that she held a wood-chopping knife to his neck while she was shedding tears?

Was it out of longing that they had to break his legs to keep him?

Is the desire to make him nourish the tree and accompany her forever born out of affection?

So, was there something else between them besides self-interest?

"Blood Rose, I am terrified right now."

"General Zuo Chang, what are you referring to?"

Zuo Chang looked at the blonde woman standing respectfully in front of him and said, "You're asking a question you already know the answer to."

Blood Rose tilted her head: "Is it because you fear that loyal ministers and righteous men who have been persecuted by you will assassinate you? That is indeed a problem."

"...It wasn't them."

"So, it must be because you're afraid of those 'fallen royal families' coming to retaliate? In the process of conquering the world, you annexed and destroyed many civilizations."

"...It wasn't them either."

"I understand. You must have seen the ghosts of the common people you exploited, enslaved, and ultimately died under your cruel rule! A million ghosts, not easy to deal with."

"..."

Nobody told me that wasn't a game!

That day, you forgot to bring your keys when you went home, so you spent money to find a locksmith.

While waiting for the lock to be unlocked, you are thinking, if only you know how to unlock the door, then you won’t have to waste money if you forget to bring the key.

So you start digging...

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"How can you open the fingerprint lock of your mobile phone with this wire?!"

"Fingerprint lock, isn't it also a lock? It's reasonable to think about it."

Friends think it's outrageous.

"Where is it outrageous? The master electrician has been in the industry for ten years, and you can tell if there is any leakage. The technology is close to the Tao, understand?"

friend:"......"

"And to say it's outrageous...Persistence is an outrageous thing. I persisted, and then I gained something. What's the problem?"

Friend: "...No."

Bai Nian put down the wire, thinking, is this outrageous?

You haven't seen the prizes in my other system prize pool yet. Please contribute more emotional points to me, and wait for me to draw more outrageous ones to open your eyes!

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