[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]
The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.
The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.
"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."
"So you'll be called Lin Yi."
One... utter nonsense!
No, I have to complain!
Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!
I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!
Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...
From a young age, he harbored ambitions to become a marshal commanding all the armies in the world. He believed that to become a marshal, one must first become a general, and to become a general, one must start as a common soldier.
My new work is out! Welcome to Tomato Novels to read my story. I hope you enjoy it; your support is my motivation. I will strive to tell each story well! A person from the Dragon Kingdom on Earth transmigrates and is reborn as Broly, a legendary Super Saiyan who appears only once every thousand years, and inherits an unconventional time machine. This book is not about super time travel, GT time travel, or even the future Trunks time travel; it's an independent time travel. (Brain storage...)
In his previous life, Earth lacked supernatural powers, so York could only endure the overwhelming pressure of his powerful spirit on his body. With aspirations for the pinnacle of martial arts and a longing for the beautiful world outside, he silently disappeared in the empty and desolate room.
Having been reborn on the continent of Zemuria and having his body restored through the secret medicine of the Bracer Guild, what kind of story will he write? What will his spirit, strengthened by two lifetimes, bring him?
York Ducho: I want to become stronger! Stronger!!! The strongest!!! I want to see this world properly and protect the people I love most!
"Pre-emptively utilizing the peak strength of S1mple in 2021!"
"Insufficient resources, advance payment failed."
As the system responded, Yang Yu realized a crucial issue.
In other words, given the right conditions, even players of this caliber can be expected to perform well.
What do you mean by power that doesn't belong to me? I simply enjoy the results first and then supplement the process.
...
Years later, in online discussions about Yang Yu, one netizen lamented, "Back then, we only hyped him up to be number one, but we never expected him to become the GOAT!"
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"At 17 years old, with less than two and a half years of training, is it possible to win a Grand Slam?"
"Yes, I suggest you reincarnate!"
"I suggest you just go to your grave. You couldn't even get past the first round of the ITF Hope Tournament qualifiers!"
"I suggest practicing your serve first. Grand Slam players need to hit the ball over the net, so practice 1,000 serves every day!"
"I suggest you work on your physical fitness, since it's a best-of-five series. Try jogging 10 kilometers every day!"
"I suggest you eat a tennis ball..."
"..."
When Jiang Hong lifted the Grand Slam trophy, a reporter interviewed him.
How did you get to where you are now without a coach?
Jiang Hong took the microphone and said with a serious expression, "My cyber coaches are all over the world, how can you say I don't have any coaches!"
The Japanese Circle arc has ended, and the Great Xia arc begins in chapter 152.
And look, Lin Qiye joined the Night Watchers because Zhao Kongcheng piloted a Gundam and crushed the Demon King.
When the outer gods invaded the Great Xia, they discovered that their own gods had become the shadow shikigami of that young man…
The fearsome Cthulhu was told by Egoku Yuta that it wasn't authentic enough...
[Godslayer] + [Jujutsu Kaisen] + [Phantom Night Rider Gacha System] + [Minor Fan Art] + [Not promoting "pure love"; Rika in the book is in an external spell state, not wanting to cause discomfort to anyone]
"Only one draw a year?"
"Insufficient production capacity, requiring the system's card pool to be updated frequently?"
"There's still no forbidden area?"
Guo Jia, who became Izanagi's agent, neither obtained the Divine Ruins nor appeared in the expected Cangnan City to meet Lin Qiye...
Instead, everything began within the social circles of Takamagahara...
However, even without the Divine Ruins
With the help of the Phantom Night Parade gacha system, he, who was given the name "Yūta Otsuku," was enough to dominate Takamagahara.
A perfect 10-pull with max limit break? An unprecedented experience.
The underworld is too troublesome.
Create your own elite humanoid squad using the [Pure Land] technology.
Collect the Calamity Blade
Refining the Oracle as forging material
Forging Demon Blade: Facing the Source of Pollution
[Swords and Magic] [Fantasy Adventure] [No System] [Battleground] [Dragons and Epics]
How many steps does it take to develop a BOSS?
"First, we need to find a cub that is exceptionally talented and has no one to rely on."
"Then, give her endless warmth and care."
"Finally, I died in front of her."
"Oh! This is good, this is interesting!"
after a while--
"Holy crap! You didn't even tell me I'd be transported into this world after completing the game! Is it too late for me to start over?"
P.S.: All the content you want to see will be there, but you'll need a little patience. I think that before the plots that everyone wants appear, we need a protagonist who is worth doing so for.
To end the curse that had plagued his family for millennia, he chose the darkest path.
As the 97th Master of the Demon Slayer Corps, Kagaya Ubuyashiki has always been a gentle and revered leader in the hearts of all his members. However, as the curse increasingly erodes his life, and as he foresees that his daughters will repeat the same mistakes, on the verge of despair, he makes a choice that will shake the world—to make a deal with Muzan Kibutsuji and become the most hidden Upper Moon Zero.
By day, he remains the lord who guides everyone in the fight against demons; by night, however, he is loyal to his millennia-old nemesis. When the truth is revealed on the eve of the final battle, the Demon Slayer Corps' faith crumbles overnight. The former "father" becomes the most despicable traitor, and the Pillars who once swore their undying loyalty turn their blades against each other.
But at the end of this sin-soaked road, does Kagaya hold a trump card that can turn the tide for a thousand years? When wisteria blossoms alongside bloodshed, this game of chess that began with betrayal will finally reach a shocking conclusion.
Luo Hao, a typical otaku, wakes up to find himself transported to another world, into the body of Lake, a small-town boy, complete with a book of earth magic that he can summon at will. Faced with this unchangeable reality, Luo Hao has no choice but to embark on an unknown journey with his companions.