When a misanthropic writer collides with the world of passionate sorcery, the whole world goes crazy!

I find even living troublesome, yet you want me to save the world?

Osamu Dazai, a bandaged beauty who elegantly contemplates death every day, one day fails in his suicide attempt but unexpectedly finds himself transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen.

Here—

His "No Longer Human" became the ultimate cheat code!

A cursed spirit? It'll vanish into thin air the moment you touch it!

A technique with no limits? It'll fail the moment you touch it!

Two-Faced Sukuna? The old man Sukuna screamed inside Itadori's body: "Get away from me! This madman is acting strange!!"

Gojo Satoru excitedly invited him, "Come be my teacher! Let's rule the world of jutsu together!"

Yuuji Itadori, his eyes sparkling, exclaimed, "Dazai-san! Teach me how to instantly kill a Super-grade Cursed Spirit!"

Fushiguro Megumi questioned her existence: "...Is this reasonable?"

Kugizaki Nobara went berserk: "Where did this cheater even come from?!"

And Dazai Osamu himself—

Sitting melancholy on the rooftop, gazing at the sunset, he sighed, "Alas... even suicide can't be left in peace."

The most insane invader of the sorcery world in history is about to overturn all the rules!

"Your passionate youth? Boring."

"Your lofty ideals? Ridiculous."

"Since you insist on keeping me alive... then let the world go mad with me."

(The characters are severely out of character!!!!!! Please do not enter if you mind)

Lin Ruhai transmigrated, but simultaneously traversed countless worlds, each of which he assumed a minor, insignificant identity. Even the cheat-like abilities that transmigrated at the same time could only share memories, not power. Even so, he refused to give up. Every Lin Ruhai was me, but each version of myself had a different environment, experiences, and way of thinking. When countless different minds opened their hearts and communicated without any barriers, countless wisdoms would emerge. *Laughing at the World*, based on the Evil-Repelling Star-Absorbing Technique, forging the Burning Heart Great Art—as long as the heart is extinguished, I am immortal. *Under One Person*, drawing three corpses from the body, merging demonic thoughts into the Dao, cultivating three hearts and two minds. *Infinite Terror*, four inner demons, cellular rebellion? But I am all, and all is me. *Covering the Sky*, I, one of the two great immortals, aspire to become an immortal for eternity. *Lord of Mysteries*, beneath the witch's skirt, the hunter sets fire...

I transmigrated into the body of Orochimaru, one of the Legendary Sannin of Konoha. There are still three months left before I defect because my human experiments were exposed.

Looking at the golden snake eyes in the mirror, I smiled.

Danzo is my collaborator, Itachi Uchiha is someone I'm observing, and the Akatsuki organization is my potential future client.

But their vision is too narrow.

I took out a proposal titled "Feasibility Report and Ethical Considerations on Using Cloning Technology and Intercolumnar Cells to Achieve Immortality".

The first step is to deceive... no, to invite the future Fifth Hokage, Tsunade, to join my board of directors.

[Male protagonist appears normal but is actually insane + action-packed story + live streaming + no romantic pairing]

When Qi Mo opened his eyes, he found himself transmigrated into a nameless cannon fodder character destined to die in the popular comic "Infinite Shining: Idol Survival Project".

Unlike its name, which sounds like a gacha game, this world is a deadly meat grinder that combines endless escape, rule-based fantasy, idol stage, and death reality show elements.

Seeing that he only had 72 hours left to live, the system coldly announced:

He can only prolong his life and exchange his unique "director's rights" by creating breathtaking "highlight scenes" in his comics and gaining popularity among readers.

A cannon fodder start? Zero followers? Countdown to death?

Qi Mo's lips curled into a wild smile.

Great, being an idol is fine, but the script has to be acted according to his.

So, while other idols were still selling their hardships and struggles, begging for sympathy votes—

His team laughed wildly in despair.

Dancing on the traps of rules

Treating deadly crisis as the ultimate celebration

It creates countless crazy, subversive, and dramatic "highlight scenes"!

"We don't need your sympathy, we just need your..."

Shout! Scream!

Join us in this damn, wonderful, living madness!

The next stage promises to be even more spectacular!

Who would you press the Pick button for?

Is the love you cast a light that illuminates the way forward... or an invisible shackle that binds them to the stage of life and death?

Welcome to the most dazzling and deadly show.

Are you ready to pay for his highlights?

Upon waking up, Su Cheng finds himself back in Monaco in 2003, bound to the [King of Football Crown System] from the start, gaining access to the peak talent of Kylian Mbappé!

Facing Real Madrid superstar Ronaldo who came to scout the club, Su Cheng declared on the spot: "Your era is about to end, and I will be the only king on the green field!"

System notification: [Ding! Verbal insults against a legendary superstar have activated the 'Arrogance' attribute. Reward: [Alien Pendulum - Perfect Mastery]!]

From then on, the football world had one more outrageous mouth and one more pair of fastest legs!

Deschamps: "Please, lead me to a Champions League title, I'll even accept it if it's a dog's leash!"

Messi: "He's like a mountain, I can't get over him no matter how hard I try."

Cristiano Ronaldo: "I just want to beat him fair and square once, just once!"

Facing the camera, Su Cheng put on the captain's armband and smiled faintly: "Don't misunderstand, I'm not targeting anyone. I'm saying that everyone here can compete for the position of Executive Vice President GOAT."

"You have the talent to become a chef, but you're too old and have no chance of becoming a head chef." Tang Daoan, rejected by multiple restaurants, was filled with resentment when the God of Luck gently awakened his dormant mind and transported him to the world of Food Wars! He strives to become the world's number one Western restaurant chef, searching for his own recipe for life!

[A battle of geniuses for supremacy + ruthless decisiveness + suppression of eternity]

When Xu Jinhuan opened her eyes, she inexplicably transmigrated to a fantasy world and ended up with a stunningly beautiful master with impure motives.

Just as he was sighing and lamenting the difficult future, the system activated.

[Ding! Congratulations, host, for completing the prerequisite task. The Beauty Sign-in System has been successfully activated!]

[Ding! Check-in successful!]

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have obtained the Nine-Star Physique: Eternal Chaos Body, the Seven-Star Divine Ability: Double Pupil Technique, and the Five-Star Treasure: White Tiger Elixir of Immortality]

......

Years later, Xu Jinhuan climbed to the highest point and looked back on the past. All his enemies had long since turned into withered bones in a tomb.

Beside him was his trembling master, Li Qingyue.

"Disciple, don't come any closer."

This book is also known as "Naruto: My Unbeatable System" and "Naruto: My God-Level Choice System".

Chen transmigrates to the Naruto world and awakens a god-level choice system. He receives rewards for every choice he makes, and he also receives a month-end sign-in reward for every time he jumps to the "Chicken You're So Beautiful" game at the end of the month.

Dust: I'm really not a black-hearted person.

[Chicken, skilled in knife work]

Dust: Alright, my physical skills are unparalleled, the Demon Blade Thousand Blades is all about offense and no defense, it's unmatched in the world.

[Chicken, gained 1% of the Ten-Tails' chakra share]

Dust: The path to invincibility begins here. From now on, infinite chakra will be at your fingertips.

The story begins with the genius of the Uchiha clan founding the "Night" organization. Stay tuned for the next installment!

[Rating just came out!! It will gradually rise!!]

[Pure villain + pure evil + cannibalism + invincible + no system]

Kurokawa, a sickly man coughing up blood every day, has been surrounded by malice since birth because of the twisted lines on his back. His only sister, who loved him, was burned to death by the villagers while protecting him.

In his deathbed despair, Muzan, lurking in the shadows, offered him a way out.

The demon blood enters the throat, awakening the seven aspects of the Blood Demon Art.

Pride, envy, wrath, sloth, greed, gluttony, lust

This filthy world is disgusting!

I will judge your crimes!

In this world, spirit beasts possess mysterious powers known as miracles, yet their minds are simple. Humans, though weak, can utilize the power of spirit beasts for protection, commanding their close companions to fight for them. Those who dislike fighting and the spirit beasts mutually benefit from their magical powers, building cities together. A visitor from another world arrives in this world. Rather than hiding behind spirit beasts and watching them fight for him, he prefers to charge ahead and defeat enemies himself.