In 2121, a terrible pollution disease swept through the world.
“We call it distortion, but perhaps, the history records of later generations will call it an evolution.”
The world experienced involution.
Today, that person’s head split into two. Tomorrow, that flower would grow fangs. The day after that, that fish would climb ashore with its legs…
Lu Yan: And I am merely a mediocre doctor who treats the pollution disease.
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Patient A: When I first grew 18 tentacles, I was having a great time eating [beep—] by the seaside. As soon as Dr. Lu came, he cut 17 of them for me. He’s really a brilliant doctor!2
Patient B: I am a poisonous mushroom. My spores are highly toxic and can be parasitic. I gave birth to hundreds of thousands of microspores, which made it worse for my already poor family. Dr. Lu helped me practice family planning when he came. This great kindness will forever be remembered!
Patient C: I have eight mouths. I was a picky eater and only ate meat, so I set up a slaughterhouse for this purpose. But then, Dr. Lu cured my picky eating. This woman of faith is willing to be a vegetarian for the rest of her life in exchange for Dr. Lu’s happiness and well-being in this life.
Lu Yan, the top of the food chain, the eternal god.
In his past life, the beta Su Liang dared to seduce Lu Zhizhao, the future of the Lu family, and eloped.
In the end, after burning down all his boats with no hesitation, Su Liang realized that he was nothing but a big joke.
Su Liang gave up everything, and died silently on the day after Lu Zhizhao’s marriage to someone else.
Reliving a life, the courageous fool of that year finally learned to accept his fate.
This time, Su Liang honestly accepted that he was an unfavoured and mediocre beta, feeling that this bland and undemanding life was quite good.
After all, the way of the salted fish is the best way.
But after just a few peaceful days, he was sent into the forbidden area, in the depths of the noble’s compound.
Lu Taipan – who used to be a big boss, is now a big boss, who will always be the kind of sinister and ruthless big boss who would make everyone tremble with fear when he comes out.
However, it was this top-level alpha who single-handedly supported the Lu Family, but suffered from pheromone disorder.
And, the place where he rested, was a forbidden place in the eyes of everyone.
No matter how many things Su Liang thought about, he didn’t expect Lu Taipan to embrace him in the frenzy of his pheromone disorder.
Then, he bit the back of his neck with a single bite.
“Your pheromones…. smells good.”
The devil-like man, like a beast, scented the pheromones on his body, and muttered greedily.
Su Liang was horrified to discover that Lu Taipan and him became more and more intimate. He, who was supposed to be a beta, somehow began to develop unusual pheromone glands.
From a beta, he was now an omega.
Moreover, he was an omega who matched perfectly with Lu Taipan.
On Yitu's 26th birthday, she received a strange playing card.
A Queen of Hearts card, standing upright on the card, with the Queen's thin, crimson lips curving into a slight smile at him.
His name was clearly written above the woman's head, while the reverse side of the card clearly recorded all of Yi Tu's personal information.
Gender: Male
Age: 26
Ability Level: Q
Spouse: King of Spades
Yi Tu was taken aback. "Pair...match...I?"
Are you playing games? The kind you give to your boyfriend.
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Four towering A-shaped towers stand in the absolute void.
The tall man standing next to Yitu has the exact same face as the Supreme Gambler statue nailed to the top of the tallest tower by a black spear.
Would you like to join me for this final celebration?
The man looked at his spouse's handsome face, his brown eyes revealing a deep-seated, possessive obsession.
Yi Tu nodded and smiled enigmatically: "Of course I'm willing...after all, we're good brothers."
Upon hearing this, he saw the man's usually composed and aloof face instantly change.
Before he could escape, someone grabbed his cheek and pressed their hot breath against him.
The madman was furious: "You heartless bastard! You've gambled with me, you've been in a relationship with me, and you even have my name printed on your chest!"
"You call this brotherly affection?"
At first, she was in a good mood, but in the end, Yitu's face turned green: "It wasn't me who was marked—"
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Hanyu covered his mouth.
The man smiled gently, a hint of madness in his eyes: "Baby, since I'm gay... you're not allowed to be straight either."
"Ha, you crazy bastard."
This guy has probably long forgotten that he was the one who followed behind and asked to end the relationship, right?
Gentle Mad Dog (Queen of Hearts, bottom) x Crazy Demon King (King of Spades, top)
Important notes for readers:
1. This is a slow-burn, satisfying coming-of-age story!
2. This story doesn't feature any overpowered cheat codes. The male lead is at max level, while the female lead is still a lowly laborer!
3. Initially normal, but later forced to become a mad dog!
4. The main couple won't have any melodramatic plot twists, but the author will definitely go all out with the side couples!
Content Tags: Supernatural, Myths & Supernatural, Infinite Flow, Sweet Romance, Leveling Up
Search keywords: Main character: Yi Tu | Supporting character: Jiang Hanyu | Others:
In short: My partner is a max-level killer!
Theme: To be alive is a blessing in itself.
[Double Male Leads + Interstellar + Book Travel + Cannon Fodder + Card Making + Mental Power + Superpower + Mecha + Campus + Live Broadcast]
Copywriting 1:
Qi Shu was reborn as a cannon fodder in a novel, with a mental strength of F, who had done no evil, was hated by everyone, ranked last in grades, and had his fiancé break up the engagement. He glanced at the terminal and saw that he was in debt of 3 billion star coins at the beginning.
Qi Shu: “…” Otherwise, just send me back to the end of the world. Zombies still look cute.
Qi Shu, who was kicked out of his home, was destitute and about to sleep on the streets, mistakenly entered a black market to avoid the rain and accidentally discovered the most scarce card makers in the interstellar space. The cards they made were actually the traditional Chinese version of Chinese characters.
Qi Shu, who had learned traditional Chinese characters in order to write Chinese New Year couplets in his previous life, said: "..."
Well, actually, the world of Interstellar... isn't unlovable.
Copywriting 2:
The biggest news to hit the interstellar public recently was that the Earl's youngest son wasn't actually his biological son! The Earl's family demanded repayment for all the expenses of raising him, leaving him with a debt of 3 billion upon reaching adulthood.
Not only that, his fiancé broke off the engagement!
Everyone thought that Qi Shu’s life was over!
Until one day, they began to see the words "Card Maker Qi Shu" appear frequently on the back of high-level star cards.
Everyone was shocked. They said Qi Shu was a waste!
Copywriting three:
Because the original owner did not have the money to pay the single tax, Qi Shu was forced to find a partner by the optical computer system.
Qi Shu looked at the little black "cat" in the box at the door and fell into deep thought:?
At the same time, two major events occurred in Xinghuang City:
The spirit body of the vegetative third prince Archipe is lost.
The person matched to the third prince by the optical computer system turned out to be the notorious Qi Shu.
Su Chen traveled through time and space and became a sub-adult snow leopard that starved itself to death because of its poor hunting skills.
Say goodbye to the pure animal life of eating raw meat and drinking blood, build spiritual civilization, and start from drilling wood to make fire...
Good news: With his years of working skills, Su Chen was able to live a prosperous life even in the beast world, and he successfully found a powerful and reliable black tiger beastman as his backer.
Bad news: The way Big Tiger looked at him seemed to be getting more and more strange...
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Lu En initially thought he had a harmless pet, but he didn't expect this pet to be a little strange.
He has a lot of knowledge and skills that Lu En doesn't know. He is just like the Beast God Messenger in the distant legend who can change the entire continent.
He is smart, capable, and talkative...
The only drawback is that there is no difference between beasts, and I like to pet furry beasts.
Unable to bear it any longer, Lu En finally suppressed Su Chen one dark night and forced him to swear: "You are not allowed to jerk off other orcs, only jerk off on me."
Su Chen: “?!!”
Note: This is a female-oriented story with two male protagonists, featuring Chris as the CP. It's a lighthearted, everyday story. When Rongchun, with the help of the system, has a goal from the beginning and gets to know Chris in advance, a small change will create a huge storm.
This is the story of someone who starts on a third-rate team and eventually becomes a legendary superstar. Also known as "So Handsome It Makes the World Cry" and "The Daily Affection of a Rich Couple"... Notes: 1. A fast-paced, leveling-up story. 2. Main character is the receiver, a high-value receiver, very charming; the author's writing style is consistently capricious, so please don't read if you dislike this. His Weibo account is occasionally active ↓
Zhang Sushang travelled through time.
He became separated from his family by a hundred years, his body gained two layers of fat, his BMI seriously exceeded the standard, his health was worrying, he was cut off from his family here, and he lost his source of income, causing him to be on the verge of starvation!
Picking up his pen in despair, Zhang Sushang could only hope to save his stomach with novels.
Right, he also needed to lose weight — too much fat would lead to fatty liver and the three highs of metabolic syndrome: high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high levels of fat in the blood. If he wanted to see his family again, he had to make sure that he lived to see the next millennium!
The Winter Olympic Games were still two or three years away. If his dad was here, with the excellent fitness of an astronaut and the skills of a figure skating champion, he would definitely be able to win an Olympic gold medal. As for himself, he had only trained until he was sixteen years old, when he had to retire due to developmental issues. His highest achievement was a mere triple axel, so he could only write novels to fill his stomach.
Wait, could anyone jump a 3A right now?
At this time, no Chinese person had ever appeared at the Olympics. If a miracle could happen early, even a salted fish would fight for it.
And Zhang Sushang was no salted fish.
Since childhood, Gu Wuji regularly encountered ghosts. One day, he was dragged into an infinite world of terror. But as a result….
I treat you guys as evil spirits, but all of you want to hug my thigh?