A letter from Grandpa arrived from afar, saying there was a farm for me to inherit. So Matthew went and started planting parsnip. But what's with this owl? Hogwarts? Ah, of course, of course, I love Hogwarts' greenhouses! I'm a peaceful farming enthusiast! But, Mr. Voldemort, why are you stepping on my land?

[Includes daily life scenes + not entirely on the ship (somewhat different from the main story)]

Mo Bai, who transmigrated to the world of Collapse Iron, was noticed by the erudite Venerable and became a new genius.

In pursuit of excitement, he came to the Black Tower space station, where he spent his days bickering with the Black Tower to cultivate his mind.

Until one day, he gave Lady Black Tower a gift, which awakened the belated system, resulting in a gift-giving multiplier.

The system immediately gifted him a more detailed Black Tower doll, except this doll...

"Holy crap! You're Master?!"

"No? System, why is it a Henan Black Tower?"

Just as Mo Bai was thinking about how to hide her, Hei Ta knocked on his door.

...

"Mo Bai! Tear her apart today! Or I'll tear you apart!"

"An accident! Let me explain!"

And so, a new day begins for these geniuses.

A humble scholar, with bones as thin as feathers, treads the foul wind; his blood, congealed into cinnabar, scorns the Daoist master.

Claws shatter cities and devour the sun and moon; a demonic heart refines the world and scorns the heavens.

The cauldron melts all laws to open a new realm; the sword shatters a thousand sects to reach the summit.

Do not concern yourself with the affairs of good and evil throughout the ages; only a single thought can govern the primordial chaos.

Both are Blue Silver Grass, both are innate level three, and neither can actively increase their soul power level. The protagonist, possessing Tang Wulin's template, can only passively wait to grow older, synchronizing with Tang Wulin's cultivation, soul rings, soul bones, and even battle armor at the same age. As two Blue Silver Grasses with the potential to become Blue Silver Emperors, they are destined to constantly compete until one of them truly becomes the Emperor. The struggle between these two chosen ones will only continue unabated.

[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]

The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.

"System, start the next simulation."

[Ding, drawing a random talent.]

[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]

[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]

[Life Simulation Begins]

On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.

Outside the simulator.

Xu Chuan's face darkened.

"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"

...

——

"System, start the next simulation!"

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]

[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]

"..."

——

Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.

Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"

"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."

[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]

[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]

...

Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"

——

"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"

"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"

"Anime crossover, fun-loving heroine, heartthrob"

Numb, the true god Yu Jiang Chaluo created a system in order to find some fun. She originally wanted to experience an idol drama, but she accidentally turned it into a two-dimensional world.

Please, Yu Jiang Chaluo, who is born without emotions, has captured the hearts of countless handsome men here. System? Not at all! Use your looks if you have them, use your intelligence if you have it, and you can take any man you want!

Yu Jiang Cha Luo: Wow, you guys really cried?

Even a wicked woman can easily kill everyone using the "white moonlight" tactic!

(I don't even know what I'm writing in this introduction. It's not very convincing. Please move on to the main text.)

Knowing the plot intimately, Roderick arrives with the system at his fingertips. In this life, the Red Wedding will not happen, and Daenerys will not have to fight alone. He will redeem all those who are wronged and win the hearts of all the beauties in the world. When the long night falls, I will be the sole emperor of mankind!

Chen Sansi traveled back to the chaotic end of a dynasty, thankfully with the hardworking system by his side.

He originally wanted to hunt to earn money and someday go to the Martial Arts Hall to learn some basic fist and foot techniques, aspiring just to be an ordinary rich man.

Yet, fate had other plans.

With officials imposing heavy taxes and the Martial Arts Hall bullying the citizens, he had no choice but to enlist in the army to survive, becoming an archer.

From "archery (entry-level)," he worked tirelessly up to "operating a ten thousand weight bow, where arrows cannot be dodged," taking the heads of enemy generals from a hundred miles away!

From "basic soldier's spear technique," he worked tirelessly up to "National Guardian Dragon Spear, growing more valiant with each battle," standing firm with a spear on horseback, alone turning back the Enemy Army of a million!

Years later, Chen Sansi, having campaigned in the south and battled in the north, was truly invincible under the heavens, commanding two hundred thousand of the Iron Cavalry.

Watching his subordinates forcibly ascend him to the throne and become emperor, he felt quite helpless: 'You... you have really caused me trouble!'

Historian Zhang Wei traveled through time and space to become Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. Within a limited time, he led the Austro-Hungarian Empire to its glorious moment and won the First World War.

For some reason, Pegasus Yakou traveled to the world of Yu-Gi-Oh and became a card issuance consultant for the International Illusion Society. Use the development ideas of the previous life Yu-Gi-Oh to pave the way for the development of duel monster cards in this world. The matter of rarity is left to different rarities. As a consultant for fair card battle games, I must try my best to ensure that everyone has something to read and everyone has something to play. what? Darzi, the name of the card you use is Oriha Gang's enchantment? It seems that our company has never issued such a card, right? Use DIY cards to play against each other. As a referee, I will now give you an overall verdict. If you have any objections to the ruling, you are welcome to come to the International Illusion Society Referee Management Office during working hours to complain to me.