1. This book is a post! 2. The protagonist is not cute, he is super cool!

3. The protagonist is sexually apathetic!

4. This is a naive article! Enter with caution!

(This book smells of orange! This book smells of orange! This book smells of orange! Important things should be said three times!)

He was born at the age of five and has extraordinary talent.

Li Shaojie, a genius student from Zaun, is a very civilized sound engineer, mixing engineer, and music producer.

Behind the scenes, he is the legendary mastermind behind scandals, his clutches engulfing the music industry.

#Shocking! Famous Iron Lung Queen's performance backfired.#

#The High-Pitched Prince Cracked His Voice Three Times During His Concert!#

#Famous pianist breaks down in tears backstage after making a mistake during performance!#

"No way, this can still go wrong?!"

Li Shaojie was somewhat puzzled!

"It's just a little difficult, is it really that big of a deal?!"

Until one day, the celebrity collaborating with him suffered from diarrhea before going on stage due to a certain brand of lexicon.

"I'll have to go on stage myself! I'll give you a demonstration!"

"Watch closely, I'll show you what real on-site awesomeness is!!"

A divine performance! The effect was phenomenal!!

Ten years of behind-the-scenes work went unnoticed, but one day it exploded and the world heard the news!

However... Jack didn't know that.

A car overturning is something no one can avoid!

...

This book is also known as "When I, as a sound engineer, encountered bizarre clients every day, assigning me ridiculous tasks that were incredibly difficult, and I was so tormented that I finally had a mental breakdown. I started working hard and eventually became a behind-the-scenes boss, no longer having to listen to clients' whims and complaints. But then I suddenly realized they sang my songs terribly, and I had to go on stage myself. Damn it, what a bunch of trash! I'm completely defeated. You guys should watch and learn from how I did it. Holy crap, it seems I messed up too. I'm done for! My cabinet is moving!"

The introduction is inadequate, please read the main text.

It's a bit hardcore, leans towards professionalism, and the level of professionalism is guaranteed; it will include classical elements.

[Player name: Qin Huai

Unlocked illustrations: 0/12

Skill: Dough Making (Intermediate): Your dough making skills have surpassed 99% of the breakfast shop chefs in the country. (0/10000)

Stuffing (Advanced): Your stuffing skills have surpassed 100% of the breakfast shop chefs in the country (0/100000)

…

Evaluation: A novice who just started out

The moment he stepped into the cafeteria, the protagonist of the food article welcomed his successfully loaded system.

Qin Huai: Food article, you should have told me earlier, he is familiar with this!

later--

Qin Huai discovered that this didn't seem to be a simple food writing system.

It seems like some weird things were added.

As a result, he saw his neighbors, friends, guests, and employees as not quite human...

But it's okay.

When in doubt, take a bite first!

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Game Instructions:

1. This game has a high degree of freedom, please explore it on your own.

2. This game will not interfere with any choices made by the player. Please work hard to unlock the illustrations.

3. All explanations belong to the game.

The charm of farming life in springtime is profound.

Transmigrated into the life of a pregnant abandoned wife, Bai Ruozhu resolved to live off the land, the water, and the space, striving to prosper through farming and trading with her cute baby.

In passing, she also hopes to find a handsome man to be a father to her child. But that masked demon, could you please stop climbing my window all the time?

She transmigrates into a very poor village countrywoman who has a hungry little bun. Zhao Yun’er suddenly feels a lot of pressure on her. Fortunately, she is capable. Outrageous relatives at the door? Scram.

Her days begin to flourish by relying on knowledge from the 21st century. But the little bun begins to shout all day long, “Mother, find me a father.”

A wild man suddenly jumps out and wraps himself around her, while claiming to be the little bun’s father.

The little bun: “My mother said that my father must first be tall and handsome!”

A certain man: “This Shizi [heir to a noble title] is the world’s most handsome man!”

The little bun: “My mother said that my father needs to have money!”

A certain man: “This Shizi has plenty of fertile land, 100 million gold taels ……”

The little bun turns around. “Mother, do you think that this one is suitable?”

A zombie virus outbreak caused the population of Earth to plummet from billions to millions. The surviving million humans built a walled city in Shanghai, also known as the 'Human Safety Zone'.

Outside the safe zone, there are zombies everywhere and survivors who haven't had a chance to enter the safe zone yet.

To allow survivors who were barely surviving outside to enter the safe zone, humans built a checkpoint outside the safe zone. Only those who successfully passed through the checkpoint were qualified to enter the safe zone. Chen An was the inspector at this checkpoint, responsible for identifying whether those who came were infected or not.

Passerby A: "Brother An, the bite marks on my hand were from my pet dog, you have to believe me!"

Passerby B: "Prosecutor, my heart rate is 170 because I have a heart condition, not because I'm infected with a virus!"

Passerby C: "Why are my eyes red? Because I have conjunctivitis!"

Chen An: "Okay, okay. After you come in, turn right and go to that small room (the cleanup area) to wait."

Passersby: "Are we alright?"

Chen An: "No, no, that's your temporary dormitory, it's very safe."

Bang bang bang!

After the passersby went inside, a burst of gunfire rang out. Chen An casually lit a cigarette: "You say you're not infected? Who would believe that?"

[School Life] + [No System] + [Light Novel] + [Slice of Life] + [Humorous Commentary] + [Passionate/Blood-boiling]

Lin Zhi was meant to live a life of glory, effortlessly mastering various skills and becoming a genius that captured everyone’s attention.

But why would he be content with mediocrity, fading into the crowd as just an ordinary high school student?

Sometimes, even he couldn’t figure it out.

As sunlight streamed onto the windowsill, he slowly opened his eyes, and that girl’s smile bloomed like a flower.

Lu Lin is reborn into a parallel world. He originally wanted to live a carefree life as a plagiarist, but he was tricked by the big star Yang Mi behind the scenes and made to participate in a dating reality show disguised as a wilderness survival show.

While the other male and female guests were playing romantic first encounter games, Lu Lin made his female partner Liu Tianxian cry as soon as they met!

While the other male and female guests were struggling to survive, Lu Lin fed Liu Tianxian ten pounds, and Liu Tianxian cried again!

While the other male and female guests were suffering from hunger, Lu Lin approached a female guest from another group with a grilled lobster and said, "Madam, you don't want your husband to starve to death, do you?"

...

This is not mainstream entertainment; I hope it makes you laugh.

Zhang Sushang travelled through time.

He became separated from his family by a hundred years, his body gained two layers of fat, his BMI seriously exceeded the standard, his health was worrying, he was cut off from his family here, and he lost his source of income, causing him to be on the verge of starvation!

Picking up his pen in despair, Zhang Sushang could only hope to save his stomach with novels.

Right, he also needed to lose weight — too much fat would lead to fatty liver and the three highs of metabolic syndrome: high blood pressure, high blood sugar, and high levels of fat in the blood. If he wanted to see his family again, he had to make sure that he lived to see the next millennium!

The Winter Olympic Games were still two or three years away. If his dad was here, with the excellent fitness of an astronaut and the skills of a figure skating champion, he would definitely be able to win an Olympic gold medal. As for himself, he had only trained until he was sixteen years old, when he had to retire due to developmental issues. His highest achievement was a mere triple axel, so he could only write novels to fill his stomach.

Wait, could anyone jump a 3A right now?

At this time, no Chinese person had ever appeared at the Olympics. If a miracle could happen early, even a salted fish would fight for it.

And Zhang Sushang was no salted fish.

[Imperial Examination + Court Politics + Farming + Fictional Setting + Slice of Life + Lighthearted + No Romance]

Before Li Su could even warm up to being the top scorer in the college entrance examination, he was reborn as the youngest son of the Li family. The whole family doted on him, and even though they were eating meager rations, they still supported his education.

The original owner was led astray by his classmates, becoming selfish and only wanting to have fun, which ultimately led to his downfall.

After Li Su arrived, he wanted to do something for his family. After working in the fields for a day, he decided to focus on his studies, which he was good at.

Li Su passed the imperial examinations with top honors on all six occasions, becoming the top scholar and a newly appointed nobleman of high rank and power, favored by the emperor.

The new emperor is someone who wants to build a real business and highly values ​​Li Su.

Emperor: My dear minister, the aristocratic families are arrogant.

Li Su: I have a plan. I know a little about papermaking. Paper can be made so that poor scholars can rise up and be able to compete with powerful families.

Emperor: My dear minister, foreign enemies have invaded.

Li Su: I have a plan. I know a little about gunpowder and I am sure that it will make our enemies tremble with fear and dare not invade again.

Emperor: My dear minister, the national treasury is empty.

Li Su: I have a plan. I know a little about the art of making refined salt and sugar. I can quickly plunder wealthy merchants and surrounding small countries to enrich the national treasury.

Emperor: My dear minister…

Li Su: Your Majesty, I have another plan…

The ministers: Is this reasonable? Don't we all have the same brain?

...

Through Lebanon's series of schemes, the country has achieved peace and prosperity, and the people have lived in peace and contentment.

The emperor was overjoyed: My dear minister, your name will be etched in history!

The ministers were dumbfounded: Your Excellency, how did you do that?

Chief Minister Li: If you master mathematics, physics, and chemistry, you can go anywhere in the world without fear.

The scholars who took the imperial examinations and were now serving in the same court pleaded: "Please let us go! We really can't keep up with this!"