Actor?
The end of an actor's job is to sell goods!
I'm a big internet celebrity, and I'm an actor?
Is your brain filled with water?
[A blockbuster 2020 release, a bestselling urban fantasy novel!]
Su Chen, a poor student, opens a Taobao shop in the myriad worlds and receives orders from all walks of life. He then travels through countless worlds to deliver goods and receives a series of super red envelopes!
I've traveled to a zombie world, acquired a silenced AWM, loaded up a PUBG cheat, and slaughtered zombies until they trembled in fear. With my eight-foot-tall body, I protect the land of China!
Travel through time in "Kung Fu Hustle", buy the old beggar's Tathagata Palm, Nine Yang Divine Skill and Qiankun Great Shift, and become an unparalleled master in one leap!
I traveled back in time to the movie "Mr. Vampire". Uncle Nine, Lam Ching-ying, taught me a set of Maoshan Taoist skills and brought back a beautiful thousand-year-old zombie who kept pestering me to play King of Glory with her every day!
Wait a minute! This superpower is too arrogant, daring to offend China!
Drop a bunch of starving Attack Titans over there and let them wreak havoc!
...
In my spare time, I grow vegetables on QQ Farm, catch a Bone Kun as a pet, and have Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao by my side. I'm really just an ordinary person... at most, I have a system.
A fusion of light comedies such as The Big Bang Theory, Friends, and 2 Broke Girls
Allen, who transmigrates into the body of a wealthy American heir, is about to start enjoying life when the owner of the movie theater recommends a film called "The Killer Ape."
Looking at the familiar figure on the cover, Allen realized that he had entered the world of TBBT.
Sheldon: Allen! Even if it's your sofa, this spot is mine!
Raj: Please, Allen, stop saying why India has two cities, New Delhi and Delhi!
Howard: Take me to pick up girls, Allen! With you, we're invincible!
Leonard: I won't say a word to you, Allen, until Penny leaves your house!
Penny: *burp*... Are you guys done chatting? I'm going to the bathroom~
But you went towards the wine cabinet! ×4
Penny: Yeah! I know!
My name is Nohara Takeshi, and I live in Kasukabe. I have a younger brother named Nohara Shinnosuke, but he is not married because he is not old enough.
I attend a local primary school, where I'm not allowed to smoke and my sexual activity is restricted due to my age. Even the doctor says I'm physically and mentally healthy.
I have no extravagant desires and just want to live a peaceful life.
so...
Why is my deskmate called Kuze Shizuka!
I remember this is the world of Crayon Shin-chan, what the hell is Octopus Crack!
Seeing that the girl next to him had such strong resentment that it could even be called despair, and that she might imitate the American students on the other side of the ocean and start a school war at any time, Nohara Yi was terrified.
Is this world really for children?!
... ...
[It’s more daily, even if you haven’t read the original work, it won’t affect your reading.]
[The timeline between Crayon Shin-chan and Octopus Pierce spans a long time, so the timeline of this book is neutralized and the background is set in 2009.]
I woke up to an empty room, the house bare.
Have I traveled through time?
Reborn in the 1970s
In the Su family, where neither parent cares for them...
With the space at your disposal, teach those awful relatives a lesson.
Watch how Su Xiao lives such a successful life!
Reborn in Tokyo, talentless and unremarkable, I only want to lie flat and live a carefree life—but alas, I'm broke.
Working a job? Absolutely not. I must find a way to live off someone else immediately. Since no mature and beautiful rich woman is willing to support me... then I’ll just find a future rich woman, raise her myself, boost her affection for me, and then monetize that affection into cash!
This is Kuroba Akira’s original philosophy of lying flat:
“Future Sugar Mama Investment and Training Theory.”
As long as I can control the rise and fall of affection levels, and maintain a delicate balance between the "boats" (ahem, girls)... then one day—
I’ll live off soft rice until I die!
Our motto is:
“Lie flat, give up, eat soft rice!”
Breaking news: The long-missing businessman and investor Kuroba Akira has finally been rescued. The main culprits were reportedly several female friends with whom he had ambiguous relationships since his student days.
Let’s take a look at the moment he was rescued:
“Why… Even after I asked you all for so much money, your affection levels didn’t drop… they went up?!”
Thanks to Mr. Kuroba Akira for sacrificing himself to prove two important truths:
1. The stock market of affection is utterly unpredictable.
2. Sooner or later, living off others will come at a price.
3. (Bonus) This novel is a harem—but be warned: the girls are twisted.
"I like you……"
"I'm sorry, we are still young, and our current task is to study."
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Kaneki Ken: What should I do if I meet a beautiful big sister, but she turns out to be a ghoul?
Waiting online, very urgent!
Leng Mo: Miracles and magic do exist! Shout "Aba Aba Aba" and the magical girl will transform! Just use the power of magic to defeat the ghoul! (dog head)
Kaneki Ken: Thank you, stranger! The magical girl is really useful, I beat the ghoul away! Um...how do I cancel the transformation?
Leng Mo: ??? ??? ??? ...
Homura Akemi: How can I save Madoka... Leng Mo: Take a bottle of Coke, draw a magic circle, and shout "Bala La, the fairies are coming" to summon me
I've been reborn! I'm going to be a great writer!!!
P.S.: My new book, "Back to 1986"...
Hong Kong in 1968 was a turbulent era. Fok Yiu-man, newly hired as a philosophy lecturer at the University of Hong Kong, embarked on a different life path, filled with joy, sorrow, and, naturally, ambition. If you think "Hong Kong 1968" is good, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ groups and Weibo!