Patient: What is mental illness?
Doctor: Are you in love?
Patient: Love it
Doctor: You are mentally ill.
Patient: Which textbook says this? I don’t believe it!
Doctor: Haruhi Suzumiya
"You're a wonderful girl. You're successful in your career, you’re filial to your parents, you're beautiful and gracious, and it's genuinely pleasant being around you."
"But… I’m afraid I can’t accept your confession. There’s someone I already like."
"Alright, I’ll just say it—I’m a reincarnator. I came back from the future. If we get together, it’ll only end in tragedy."
Su Qi’s refusal was firm. He didn’t want to repeat the same mistakes.
"Mhm, I know. But you don’t have to worry. This time, we’re definitely heading for a happy ending. I promise."
"Because I was reborn too."
Li Yuxi stood beneath the tree. The tender, newly sprouted branches couldn’t block the sunlight. A soft green glow filtered through. The breeze brushed past the treetops, sweeping gently across the girl's butterfly-wing lashes.
P.S. Full sweetness, enjoy with confidence!
In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...
Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?
The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.
Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.
Asuka the girl: I don't understand?
All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!
......
By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.
Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?
Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?
Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.
(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)
(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)
New works are out, welcome everyone to go to Tomato Novel to read my works, I hope you will like them, your attention is my motivation for writing, I will try my best to tell every story well!
[A small number of group portraits] (maybe not that many group portraits) [Multiple female protagonists] (mainly the fifth generation girl group) [Weird worldview] (too weird to watch) [No stallion] [Slow to warm up] [Too many elements] [Time travel]
【Bad plot】【Try to be logical】【Parallel world】
One person's world view + very little Pili puppet show content + Korean boy and girl groups
"I remember that you came to study in the Peninsula just to take care of me, right?"
Ning Yizhuo said while looking at his cousin across from him.
Yu Qianjue: "You are absolutely right."
"Then explain to me, what's the situation with the news saying that you have affairs with many girl groups?"
"This is a lie spread by the media, sister. You know me. I've always been popular since I was little, so I'm not only close to the girl groups, but also the boy groups..."
"Oh? I see... Go talk to my Harbin straight punch!"
(The introduction is weak, please read the main text)
Becoming the greatest director in Hollywood history was George Young's lifelong pursuit. However, the ambitious young man did not expect that the gap between his dream and reality would be so vast.
George Young only realized he had become God's puppet when fragments of his future self's soul entered his mind after his death.
He possessed the information for all future films in his mind, but his life would abruptly end in 2013.
Is it a terrified struggle and prayer? Or is it releasing the most brilliant light before the end of life?
George Young made the most important decision of his life...
[Princess Jinyang and Little Sizi Li Mingda's Daily Time Travel + Dual Time Travel + No System + Baby] A stumble landed Princess Jinyang Li Mingda in the 21st century. From then on, the little princess embarked on a life of shopping and eating. Little Princess: Braised pork is so good! I want more! Little Princess: Toffees are so sweet! Give them to me! Little Princess: Korole is so delicious! This one is also my favorite! Seeing little kids on the street riding electric cars, playing with electric water guns, and skateboarding... The little princess looked at Jiang Yi with her adorable eyes. Jiang Yi: "Gao Guo Guo, can you buy some for Little Sizi?" Jiang Yi: "Okay, okay, these are all Mingda's!"
One day, Song Shuhang accidentally joined a chat group for veteran chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferers. The group members all had avatars of certain anime characters and talked about strange topics—Chihaya Aine: [Family, just arrived in London and assigned to the Badger House. Does anyone know how to make the Pointon potion?] Mech Warrior: [Has anyone played "Cosmic God"? Why is Gaia's stats lower than Thunderbolt's? Do I have to go to jail for a second transmigration? This is truly speechless.] Lu Mingfei: [Uh... does anyone know what the hentai world is? I have a blond guy next to me who looks a bit too strong, and three incredibly beautiful older sisters with him... huh? Holy crap! Am I the victim? Song-ge, help me!] Toyokawa Shoko: [My Maybach was hit by a Yonhap. Where is Kassel?] At first, Song Shuhang thought everyone was just having a chuunibyou moment and doing cosplay online. It wasn't until various videos and photos were uploaded to the group chat by other members that Song Shuhang realized they really seemed to be time travelers. So the question is... if they've all time-traveled, how far behind am I? Suddenly, a group of people shouted in his ear, "Sir, we are willing to go with you!"
The global game launches, and the fusion of systems and worlds leads to global collapse, monster invasions, and natural disasters. Before her rebirth, Jiang Ke struggled to survive as an ordinary member of the human race, only to be drowned in the sea of humiliation. After her rebirth, she resolutely rushed to obtain the unique item that could transform her into an apartment. This was the world's only absolutely safe zone, an infinitely expansive space, exquisitely comfortable rooms, a restaurant, a garden, and even a variety of special amenities. Strange creatures... dolphins, elves, tabby dogs, and cloud spirits gradually appeared. A wondrous world unfolded before her. ...After renting out a room in the apartment, she discovered her tenants were unusual. A lucky future boss, a courageous mother, a young man with an overflowing sense of justice, and even a special visitor from another dimension... In her previous life, she lived cautiously, cautiously, and coldly. In this life, with the help of the apartment's buff, she dispelled, let go, and forgot the sorrows of her past life. Her daily life consisted of eating, drinking, and having fun. When the news spread, many people cried out to join, but Jiang Ke just shook her head calmly: "Sorry, we don't need anyone anymore!" Because behind her, there was already a group of strong tenants standing. PS: Daily farming and global game articles.
The management system greatly appreciates diligent bound users, since it also relies on bound users to complete tasks to earn points and improve its ranking within the system.
However, its current partner seems to be a bit too cunning!
This is the first time I've seen someone completely overwhelm the system by binding it!
***
After binding herself to the management system, Yan Su originally intended to manage the business in a relaxed and easygoing manner, since she had been brought to a post-apocalyptic world where she was living one day at a time.
But when she opened the interdimensional shop, she saw her favorite paper dolls, and... their reincarnation cards.
Sorry, Yan Su's only hobby is anime/manga characters.
Thus began her career as the "Queen of Scrolls".
Unfortunately, the points required to purchase a reincarnation card are simply too many!
***
[Yan Su faints at the sight of blood; the symptoms are severe. I'm not a saint, I don't understand why, so please don't comment. Both the shop owner and the author are quite sensitive.]