In some desolate place, a group of systems surrounded a beautiful young girl...
Asuka (looking blankly): What is a human body? We are both system consciousness entities, so why are you creating a human body for me?
The systems sighed repeatedly: Although we are all consciousness entities and it is only a matter of time before we become systems, your consciousness entity has a defect.
Creating a human body for you is merely a way to transport you to a lower-dimensional world and fill in the emotional gaps you lack.
Asuka the girl: I don't understand?
All the systems: Whether you understand or not, go in!
......
By a twist of fate, Shimizu Asuka wakes up in the dimension where Nohara Shinnosuke lives.
Misae Nohara: Oh, Xiangxiang, how many minutes do you bake the beef pancakes you taught me to make yesterday?
Shinnosuke Nohara: Asuka-neechan, would you... be my bride?
Hiroshi Nohara: Koko, could you please brew some more fruit wine? Our company's chairman seems to really like it.
(Note 1: This is a Crayon Shin-chan fanfiction. The writing style is closer to the characters' personalities in the anime, so some parts may seem childish. Please don't take it too seriously, thank you.)
(Note 2: This article will include plot elements from the Crayon Shin-chan movie, so there will be some time travel and fantasy themes in some settings, but not too many. These will be marked in advance. You can skip this part if you don't like this kind of plot.)
Reporter: "Mr. Daidouji, many people say your policy platform is too radical. What's your opinion?" Daidouji Sousuke: "The more they oppose me, the more it proves I'm right." Reporter: "And some people say that after you joined the Metropolitan Police Department, the level of crime in Japan suddenly escalated. What's your opinion on this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "This proves that our law enforcement methods are still too lenient and haven't deterred criminals." Reporter: "Then could you explain why your election opponents are often involved in inexplicable murder cases? How do you control all of this?" Daidouji Sousuke: "Sorry, no comment." Watching this finally revealing scoundrel leave, Daidouji Sousuke sternly ordered: "Come on, take Conan to this reporter's house for two days..."
[Alternate Universe + Lighthearted + Funny + Dark + Silly]
This is a casual, slice-of-life story intended for lighthearted entertainment. Please refrain from negative comments if you don't like it!
I woke up to find myself transmigrated into the body of the Crown Prince of the Tang Dynasty!
The moment I transmigrated, my cheat system was about to fail me?
【bite!】
[Detected that the randomly transmigrated host's background is powerful enough, the system is automatically deactivated...]
What is that?
Damn it, no way! System, I'm telling you, be kind!
A moment later,
Run, you damn system, keep running, let's see what you can do!
From then on,
An all-powerful prince has appeared!
Fine wine! Delicacies! Cement! Lipstick! ...One after another, groundbreaking products were invented.
My father asked me what I was doing.
I'm building a business empire!
The courtiers asked me what I was doing.
I'm building an industrial giant!
Three years ago, Hachiman Hikigaya transferred to Haneoka Academy due to family reasons. Three years later, gravity detectors worldwide detected a distortion in Tokyo's gravity field. How could this be? Even a peerless powerhouse with a million horsepower couldn't have done this! I saw it! At the center of the scene were the melancholic gravity-type characters, each with their own unique techniques, their fighting spirit and endurance astonishing everyone. Soyo: Don't talk about him (Hachiman) like he's yours in front of me. Takamatsu Akari: A lifetime is a lifetime, a year, a month, a day less doesn't count as a lifetime. Goto Ichiri: I promised Nijika, even if I break your legs, I'll bring you back. (Ends band) "Quack, to witness a battle of the strong, even death would be worth it!" Related to: *Lonely Rock*, *Mygo*...
I transmigrated to another world, starting out penniless. The situation is bad, the economy is down, and I can't find a job. I'm about to be unable to even pay my tuition! But you're right, "effort" and "sweat" are the reasons for my success. This young lady is where she is today entirely because of her extraordinary talent! "Stop slandering me! I never opened it... I just forgot to close it!"
The county magistrate's secretary was invited for tea by relevant departments and his childhood sweetheart came to break off their engagement. Unexpectedly, after a series of events, things took a turn for the better, and the protagonist's fortunes turned around, step by step reaching the pinnacle of his life.
Just as the saying goes, "You left me in the trough, but you can't reach the peak!"
[Lighthearted everyday life + heartwarming humor + appetizing and delicious + super genius]
Other people's children study hard from a young age, hoping for a bright future.
Li Ang, however, started by roasting goose legs, and through that roasting, he rose to the pinnacle of his life...
Li Ang is reborn and finds himself as the son of a barbecue stall owner near the entrance of Tsinghua University, who has just turned eight years old.
In his previous life, Li Ang achieved financial freedom by making snacks. Now that he's reborn as a "second-generation stall owner," won't Li Ang's snack business take off?
Soon, Li Ang's roasted goose leg amazed all the teachers and students at Tsinghua and Peking Universities, earning him the nickname "Tsinghua and Peking University's Goose Feeder".
Gradually, people discovered that Li Ang's dishes were more than just delicious...
......
Science and engineering genius: Without Brother Kid's roast goose leg, I wouldn't have achieved what I have today, my country...
#Silly story, just have fun! # = [If you had a chance, would you want to get close to the police academy team?] Without hesitation, I answered first, [Get close! Of course! Starting at the police academy is best!] Then, I magically arrived in the world of Detective Conan, dragging my suitcase in front of the police academy. Me: "?" System: [Your wish is granted. Go and report for duty~ After the book finishes a complete story, we can go back!] I looked down at my outfit, patted my flat chest, and exclaimed in surprise, "I've become a man?" System: [No, a woman disguised as a man.] Me: "?" Why disguise myself as a man? And how did I pass the police academy physical exam?? System: [We only have old-fashioned scripts here. Disguising oneself as a man was a popular element back then. Don't worry, you can use a voice imitation, your voice won't be a problem.] Me: "...Won't this really be discovered? And I don't speak Japanese." System: [Proficiency in multiple languages is essential for old-fashioned scripts. I've already equipped you with that.] Besides, you still have special silver hair.】 Me: "Got it, I'll go get a checkup now to see if it's albinism or some kind of early cancer." System: 【? ? Shouldn't you suspect you're Gin's sister or something? A powerful older brother and a love-hate relationship are popular tropes in old-school dramas.】 Me (completely misplaced focus): "Why the younger sister? I want to be the older sister!!" System: 【...Fine. Then take some half-finished drug to reduce your age a few times and become the older sister who looks like the younger sister.】 Me: "Is this all arranged? No, I should say how I've survived until now, no, no, if I really had this identity, how would I survive into the future—" System: 【The old-school drama team thoughtfully provides you with initial skills, you can choose two: Love at First Sight Card, Popularity Card, Weathering With You Card...】 Me: "I want the Incredible Strength Card and the Swift as the Wind Card, do you have them? I want them." System: 【?】 System: 【...Fine.】 = I crossed over into another dimension in one fell swoop. Luckily, the flow of time was different from that of the Conan world, and I was still enjoying a long summer vacation. I could still contact my sisters on my phone. I happily shared in our little group chat, and my sisters exclaimed, "Really? Come on, send me lots and lots of sexy photos!!" I replied, "Okay." I boldly knocked on the door next door and said as it opened, "Hi, Morofushi, can I take a picture of you after you shower?" Morofushi: "?" "I want to record every beautiful moment of our police academy." Morofushi: "..." Do I have to record this too...? = "Holding an old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" × "Magically modified old-fashioned script and sticking together in the police academy" √ The heroine's superhuman strength is the kind that can lift a car (), and her speed is the kind that can race cars and dodge bullets? In short, she should have been holding an old-fashioned Mary Sue script, but instead picked up an old-fashioned overpowered protagonist version of an invincible, funny, and sarcastic heroine. Just have fun! =CP issue... I think with the female lead's personality, she'll probably be all about close male friends (thinking) plus she's got maximum boyfriend potential. I haven't decided on a specific CP yet, so it's possible there won't be one. Or maybe the main story will be CP-free, focusing on silliness and going home, and a CP will be introduced in the side stories~</p>
[Feilu Novel Network Original Novel: Rebirth: From Catering Group to World's Richest Man] Lin Shen was reborn in the summer of 1991. That year, the first KFC had just opened in Shanghai. Lin Shen walked into KFC, and at that time, KFC only sold eight products: Original Recipe Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Vegetable Salad, Small Buns, Coke, 7UP, Mirinda, and Beer. The truly blockbuster items like chicken wings, burgers, and fries hadn't even been launched yet? So, Lin Shen founded his own fried chicken brand and began his rise to prominence. In 1991, Master Kong instant noodles hadn't been invented yet, Lay's potato chips hadn't entered the domestic market, Lao Gan Ma hadn't even built its factory, the founder of Haidilao (future market value of 200 billion) was still driving a tractor in a tractor factory, the inventor of VCD was still earning a fixed salary at a TV station research institute, and Mr. Ma was still happily teaching English... So, Lin Shen snapped them all up... His greatest joy was letting Mr. Ma experience the "996" work culture, letting Little Ma experience the joy of spending money, and letting Lao Wang pay off his mortgage... Feilu Novel Network reminds you: This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
The Gu family had no sons, only four daughters. Many villagers were waiting to see the Gu family make a fool of themselves.
But as they waited, they watched as the Gu family built a small villa, bought a car, and even heard that they had purchased a large mansion in Kyoto. The Gu family's four daughters were also all more successful and filial than the last.
Villagers: What are you waiting for? Go home and have a daughter!
After being reborn, Gu Siqing discovered that her sisters were completely different from those in her previous life; each one was more formidable than a man. This was definitely not something I influenced.
A man who dotes on his wife excessively: If my wife says it's not true, then it's not true.