(This is not an invincible system story. Look at the title of the work. If you have a mysophobia, don't read it.)

Good news, Bai Chu has traveled through time.

Bad news, he's not human anymore.

The worse news is that he is almost dead.

Two bitch angels armed with celestial psychic weapons

He was approaching him with his knife sharpened.

The only chance to survive is to follow the system's instructions.

Eat it. It looks like poop and smells like poop.

It's simply a giant evil spirit that has transformed from poop into a spirit...

Eat... or not eat...

To be or not to be...

this……

It’s a difficult problem…

(Urban cultivation, supernatural powers, invincibility, supernatural events, daily life)

In 2099, supernatural events broke out as organizations around the world were unable to control them.

Sanxiandui, Mihuntang, Yinyang Lake...mysterious places have become restricted areas.

The Maoshan people, the Huanlong clan, the Ling clan... one special family after another has stepped out of the public eye.

People with special abilities have surfaced one after another and transformed themselves into the most powerful people.

Fire-type Psychic: "I can burn everything!"

Water-based Psychic: "I am invincible in the ocean!"

Ice-type psychic: "With me guarding Antarctica, the glaciers won't melt!"

Li Xiaoyao is in charge of Institute 505 and is the last immortal cultivator in the world.

When others display their special abilities, he just raises his hand and uses all kinds of magic skills and magical weapons!

One move of "Great Sun Decision" can burn mountains, boil seas, and melt an entire country!

A real treasure, the Ice Phoenix Talisman, can kill people with ice-type abilities!

One sword can split mountains, split seas, destroy cities, and slay dragons...

One step can cover a thousand miles in an instant, and one thought can kill someone a thousand miles away!

"Sorry, you all have awakened your powers, so I have no choice but to cultivate!"

A crossover of Cursed series, Bungou Stray Dogs, plus a bit of Dream-Colored Patissier (just background, don't worry if you haven't read it), HE (Happy Ending).

The author is a newbie and has limited writing skills, so please bear with me, my darlings! ♡♡♡

Reading manual:

This story is also known as "The Strongest Man Who Might Be Single Forever Suddenly Gets a Girlfriend."

The characters may have off-screen moments, the plot may occasionally go awry, and as a new writer, my writing skills are limited, so please keep your imagination running wild~

There aren't many battles; the main focus is on tearing up brain-destroying plans, with occasional sweet slice-of-life moments.

My CP is that silly cat (5t5)

Main text:

What's it like to run a popular dessert shop in Yokohama?

Thanks for the invitation. I'm currently in Tokyo and just finished exorcising a cursed spirit.

At first, I just wanted to be a pastry chef quietly, but I accidentally attracted a silly cat...

"Boss, another serving of Xijiufu, super sweet~~" The white-haired man with the eye patch leaned over the counter, grinning like a troubled child.

Someone: ... (Silently pushes on the dessert and hides the dessert card in his hand)

#Regarding the incident of being forced to take on a part-time job after refusing a college teaching position (definitely not because of her looks!)#

#Yokohama's unofficial jujutsu community is also saving the world today (just kidding) by making desserts (darling~ today I'm making extra thick cream strawberry daifuku too)#

#A certain white-haired teacher: Mission reward? The life of the strongest sorcerer, how about that? Not bad, right? o(＊＾▽＾＊)o♪

[Sci-fi post-apocalyptic setting + doomsday game + divine rebirth + ensemble cast + no romantic pairing + female protagonist's growth]

The "End Moon" has arrived, civilization has collapsed, and monsters roam freely. The 30 million safe houses around the world are humanity's last hope.

While others were fighting tooth and nail for a meager shelter, Lin Xi had secured three uniquely styled "safe houses":

A mechanical crow, barely alive yet capable of soaring through the sky;

A dilapidated fishing boat, almost falling apart, stranded on the riverbank;

And there's another one... a remote-controlled toy car for children abandoned in the park?

[Oracle System: Survivor Lin Xi has been detected as the first to be bound to "Airspace Type - Raven Sentinel," and granted the "High-Altitude Detection" easter egg permission!]

[Oracle System: Survivor Lin Xi has been detected as the first to be bound to the "Aquatic Type - Ghost Ark," and is granted the "Underwater Stealth" easter egg permission!]

[Oracle System: Survivor Lin Xi has been detected as the first to be bound to the "Land-type - Rock Stalker" skin. Granted the "Optical Camouflage" easter egg privilege!]

Through a series of incredible "first-to-last binding" surprises, Lin Xi transformed her bizarre safe house into a doomsday ark, a mobile fortress, and an invisible assassin.

While others struggle to survive in the apocalypse, she's driving toy cars around chasing monsters, fishing on a wrecked boat, and riding around on a crow...

But behind the blessings of the "divine oracle" lies the indifferent gaze of the "gods".

The apocalypse is not only a survival competition, but also a huge puzzle game.

(Female lead has the strongest growth potential, not mindless wish fulfillment, no romantic pairing, mainly plot-driven, team ensemble cast)

A foreign soul silently entered the Zetton egg that the Baltan Alien was about to cultivate.

By accident, it devoured the Perfect Life Form, Leaf Rot.

However, due to an unconscious slumber, the Zetton larva ended up destroying most of the living beings in that universe.

Endless resentment and despair filled the body of the Zetton larva.

At this moment, it encountered the Ultraman warriors from the Land of Light.

Justice or evil?

Light or darkness?

I am the King of Ultra.

I'm willing to die for this natural long-haired, blue-eyed, white-haired beauty

Note: The title of the book is seriously inconsistent with the content!

It's normal to see some weird comments because I'm too lazy to delete them.

You can call me a piece of shit (although it is true) but please be lenient with me.

"My life was dark and I couldn't see the future until I met him."

A beautiful (should?) story of mutual redemption (maybe?)

It's quite plain, just a short story before bed, with some essays and prose occasionally

When Ling Zhan was reborn at the beginning of the apocalypse, he was attacked by zombies as soon as he woke up. Dangers were everywhere. Relying on his experience before rebirth and the blessing of the system, Ling Zhan killed zombies and monsters, step by step becoming the most powerful supreme being in the apocalypse!

【Comedy】【Multiple Protagonists】【Group Portraits】

What exactly is the so-called "world"?

A parallel universe? A multiverse? Or is it just two strangers in different social circles?

But no matter how small or big, macro or micro, we still exist, in this "world".

"I'm just a businessman. People who live in different 'worlds', do you have the courage to come to my shop and trade with me?"