"Even if you become an immortal, you cannot escape my sword." She wielded her sword, maneuvering with unparalleled skill, and countless immortals perished beneath her blade. Thus, those who loved such things gave her the nickname: "The Immortal's Sorrow." "The Immortal's Sorrow, the Immortal's Sorrow, even immortals tremble before her." Later, they called her "The Sorrowful Immortal..."

How would Chang Wei, who doesn't know martial arts, make a living after traveling back to ancient times?

As a low-ranking servant in a brothel, the first thing to do when triggering the system is to summon the Thunder Commandos!

All fear comes from lack of firepower!

Could a team of special forces walk around freely in ancient times?

[This is a product of being slashed into stupidity, so please don't take it too seriously. It's more of a slice-of-life story with a lot of personal settings. Please forgive any out-of-character moments.]

Sakurai Nobuhaku, who accompanied her Japanese mother to her grandmother's funeral, received a farewell gift from an otome game called "Love and Curse" as she prepared to return to her home in China. She was unexpectedly transported to the world of Jujutsu Kaisen and needed to romance five characters to return home.

Sakurai Nobuhaku, who had never played games, was unimpressed. In her view, it was just a text-based game with a fixed plot and multiple-choice format, essentially an open-book quiz.

Then, after successfully dying 95 times at the hands of her first target, she calmed down.

This is not a game at all!

Realizing this, Sakurai Nobuhaku began his extremely difficult and long journey home.

But who can tell her why all the men she's been pursuing are about to die, even though she feels they're all good companions and she can't just stand by and watch them perish?

Sakurai Noba completes the mission while rescuing his companions.

I have one sword that can cleave heaven and earth, I have two swords that can cleave the sun, moon, and stars, I have three swords that can cleave the nine heavens and ten earths... I have nine swords that can cleave through countless reincarnations. You, will you accept my sword?

“I know you, Lappland. You’ve made your fortune in Lungmen and are living a good life. Texas and Exusiai are protecting you. You don’t need me as a friend.” “But now you come to me asking for my help. What did I do wrong to make you disrespect me like this?” “You won’t even call me Godfather anymore.”

[Immortality + Relaxation + Darkness] A lump of flesh is born as a god. In the early stages of civilization, will it be recognized as a demon or a god? Stone Age: It is a demon that devours everything. Bronze Age: It extends a helping hand to humanity in its time of crisis, allowing humanity to continue and thrive. Iron Age: It begins to study its own mysteries and creates magic. Golden Age: The gates to [Heaven] have been opened; humans are no longer just humans, and gods are no longer merely gods. Angelic Calamity: The departed god descends with angels, bringing unparalleled natural disasters. After banishing the angels, it leads the remaining humans to rebuild civilization. Post-Golden Age, Crisis Era…

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【Senior Sister Development】【Daily Love】

What's the point of life without excitement?

In the bad ending, the charm displayed by the senior sister made Su Xiao unable to stop.

After going back in time, he decided to try a more exciting [Paradise Plan] to stimulate the senior sister and let her charm fully show.

It’s so hard (so easy) to fall in love with a senior.

But I just don’t want to, eh~ just want to play.

Gradually, the senior student became more and more outstanding, and her charm became more and more irresistible.

Just when Lidya Su wanted to confess again.

"No, you are mine, I want to own you!"

Looking at the charming girls in front of him, Su Xiao fell into deep thought. Did he play too much?

It’s really hard to fall in love with a senior (this time it’s really hard).

[Rebirth + Double Madness + Author Transmigrates into a Book + Heroine Revenges and Revolts + No CP]

Only after Yan Zhao's death did she realize that she was actually the heroine of a novel.

As the heroine, she should have had smooth sailing in her cultivation and ascension, but unexpectedly she met the author who traveled through the book and became her junior sister!

The author's primary goal in entering the book is to snatch away the life that belongs to her.

Yan Zhao, who should have had a distinguished family background and amazing talent, became a poor little boy who was neither loved by his parents after his junior sister came.

The master who loved and doted on her dug out her spiritual roots and golden elixir for the sake of his junior sister, destroying her cultivation.

The senior brother who raised her since she was a child also killed her.

Heroine? Haha, whose heroine is as miserable as her?

Thus, Yan Zhao was reborn.

Her parents don’t want her?

It’s better not to have a home without love!

Master, Senior Brother...

Become a Hundred (Also known as: Bad Woman Simulator? I'm a Good Person!)

Having traveled to the alternate world, I glimpsed the future using a simulator—[Bad Ending 1: The Class Monitor's Basement] [Bad Ending 2: The Ancient God's Grace]

Me: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

In order to change my fate, I can only frantically grind for points in the otherworld simulation, but it seems that all my simulations are bad endings!

[Simulation Save 1: The Vampire's Double]

Caught between a vampire CEO, his unrequited love, and the chosen one of the world, she ultimately sacrificed her soul to save others, only to be skinned and dismembered by a monster. As they frantically searched for her, they found only the monster, who uttered her dying words in her own voice: "Don't come any closer! I'm a monster."

Result: Obtained the [Exquisite Heart], plus a bonus of the domineering CEO, the white moonlight, and the world's chosen one crazy package, and the twist value increased!

[Simulated Save File 2: Immortal Master and Disciple]

The little beggar I rescued on a snowy night was trained by me to become an unparalleled swordsman. Yet, I was killed by the demonic corpse she unintentionally saved, and turned into a living corpse.

Result: She, now an immortal lord, killed me with tears in her eyes. My Dao heart shattered, and my distortion value increased!

[Simulation Save 3: Magical Girls Will Not Despair]

In order to save the world from despair, I chose to merge with the most powerful disaster and become the new disaster.

Result: My sister, clutching my severed head amidst the ruins, is at odds with the entire world, and her twisted value increases! increases! increases!

Looking at the screen filled with Bad Ending save files and astronomical warp values, I laughed out loud.

System (indifferent): [Host, stop laughing. Your actions have caused the boundary between reality and illusion to collapse. The ending in the real world has been upgraded to 'The Eternal Feast of the Ancient Gods'~]

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