(No system, no rebirth, multiple female protagonists, the carefree life of a fisherman)

Yan Chu Jiu went to his wife's house to fix a water pipe, but was accidentally bitten and his body underwent a sudden change.

Unlock your inner water eyes, master turtle-like breathing, and gain the strength of an ox... From now on, you'll have a haul of overflowing catches, overflowing buckets of seafood, and overflowing fishing nets.

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You guys are fishing for turtles? Then I'll cast a line and try.

"call out--"

"Haha, he's gone to Earth!"

"Oh no, he's hooked a fish! It's huge, a giant one!"

………

Yan Chu Jiu: A girl is drowning? She's pretty, I'll go down and give it a try.

"Thump!"

"It's over. He hasn't come up for half an hour. He's probably done for!"

"Ah, he's up, he's up, and he even rescued the girl."

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You guys raise Tibetan Mastiffs? Then I'll try raising a local dog.

"Ugh!"

"What kind of dog is that? It's ugly and trashy!"

"My God, his dog can change color and dive underwater to find treasure!"

………

Yan Chu Jiu: You're on a blind date? Then let me ask my female fishing buddy if she has any oral sex.

"pretty girl…"

"Don't speak, just kiss me, and take me out to sea to ride the waves!"

[Love after marriage + large-scale real incense scene + wife-chasing crematorium]

Shi Qian was designed by her stepmother and forced to marry a vegetative person. A vegetative husband has three good things: rich, handsome, and unable to wake up!

Fu Sinian, who had been in a coma for more than three years, woke up and found that he had an extra wife. The petite wife is fair-skinned, beautiful, and has long legs.

Fu Sinian said: No love, no need! Then coldly throw out a divorce agreement.

…

Soon, the famous Shi Qian was photographed in the luxury car of the big boss Fu Sinian.

Fu Sinian publicly clarified: I know Miss Shi.

Netizen: Do you just know each other? All cars are delivered! Waiting for Mr. Fu to slap his face online, nine million fans are watching!

Not long after, Shi Qian, who was out of the circle, was photographed entering a hotel at the same time as Fu Sinian, and only came out for three days and three nights.

Fu Sinian clarified again: Miss Shi and I are not the kind of relationship you think, and we have not been in contact with each other.

Netizen: Mr. Fu must be pursuing failure! If there is a woman in this world that Mr. Fu can’t handle, it must be their goddess Shi Qian! 30 million fans, keep eating melons!

Not long after, Shi Qian, who has 200 million fans, was at the scene of the Best Actress Award Ceremony and had morning sickness!

Fu Sinian came to the stage slowly, hugging Shi Qian’s waist, “Thank you for your concern, Mrs. Fu is pregnant with a second child!”

200 million fans are collectively confused: Shi Qian Da Mei is already a second child? In what step did they fail to keep up with the speed of eating melons?

[Face slap and cool text + sweet pets without abuse + 1V1 double clean]

Before rebirth, she was abandoned by her parents and used and killed by sister Bailian.

After rebirth, she kicked the scum and abused the best.

Internet crazy spread Qin Sheng was covered. Raise?

A group of computer lunatics: “We hacked Keyboard Man’s computer.”

Number one director: “Boss, have you written the script?”

Medical master: “Sheng Sheng, our research institute will give you 100 million. When will you come?”

A well-known painter: “Sister Sheng, take me when the exhibition is held.”

General Manager of Ten Billion Company: “Boss, when will you announce your identity?”

In the end, a gangster, Qin Sheng, entered his arms, “Sheng Sheng, all the property under my name has been transferred to you.”

Netizen:? ? Is this world magical?

She is a generation of business genius, computer genius, legendary screenwriter, legendary painter, and legendary medical scientist. See how she created a prosperous age.

(The male protagonist has the attribute of Jian Bitch, and he has no bottom line for the female protagonist!)

An accident

Sheng Xi, a top assassin from the year 30333, unexpectedly transmigrates into a fake heiress who is cannon fodder in an entertainment novel, becoming a quintessential cannon fodder character.

Zhen Qianjin is gentle and kind, and her parenting skills have made her a role model for young mothers. Her twins have also become popular child stars.

She, on the other hand, will be subjected to widespread online condemnation for abusing her child and using the child as a tool for self-promotion, ultimately ending up disgraced, divorced, and separated from her family.

In response to this.

Sheng Xi said that if you can't beat someone, you might as well just lie down and be as happier as you can be when you're giving up!

Isn't it great to be waited on hand and foot? Isn't it awesome to have a wealthy husband who's never home? Isn't it exhilarating to max out your unlimited black card? Isn't it incredibly satisfying to buy luxury cars, jewelry, and yachts until your hands are sore?

Why bother competing with the Goddess of Heaven for luck?

But as Sheng Xi lay there, she noticed something was wrong. Why was her story starting to take the lead role? Her wealthy husband became increasingly insecure about her, her adorable son couldn't wait to be by her side, and the comments on the reality show about raising children were full of unexpected twists and turns:

"Who said Sheng Xi abused the child? They clearly have a harmonious relationship, okay?"

"I want a dozen mothers like Sheng Xi!"

"Sheng Xi's 'laissez-faire' parenting style allows her child to grow up to be more outstanding, completely outclassing those assembly-line parenting methods!"

Multiple education experts published articles overnight praising Sheng Xi's excellent parenting methods, and numerous universities sent her invitations to encourage her to give parenting lectures...

? ? ?

In response, Sheng Xi said that lying down is too difficult; she just wants to be a carefree, happy-go-lucky person without any ambition, sob sob~

When Xiang Long opens his eyes, he finds himself transported to a parallel world, becoming the “Bell Messenger” in the variety show Running Man.

Most importantly, he activates the “Popularity Lottery System”—as long as he’s famous enough, he can draw rewards that include all sorts of skills and even entertainment works from Earth.

To quickly boost his popularity, he starts off by tagging Bai Lu three times in a row during the show, making her cry out of frustration—instantly going viral across the internet.

However, what he never expected was that netizens would pair him and Bai Lu into the trending “Misty CP (Couple Pairing).”

Gradually, as he spends more time with her, he starts falling for this cheerful and beautiful girl.

From the “Misty CP” in Running Man, to the “Misty Couple” in a romance reality show…

Eventually, they become the most admired couple in the entertainment industry—the King and Queen of Showbiz.

One should be humble, but the foundation of humility is the ability to be assertive at any time; otherwise, one is simply pathetic.

Life should be simple, but the foundation of simplicity is the ability to be luxurious at any time; otherwise, it is just shabby.

You have to play the fool sometimes, but the foundation for playing the fool is being able to devour the tiger at any time, otherwise you really are a fool!

Liu Weihong, a scion of a wealthy family, led a life of mediocrity and poverty due to his family's decline. Fortunately, he was reborn, returning to over twenty years ago, to a turbulent era. Everything would start anew, everything would change, and everything would be his!

Be humble in your conduct, a kind of understated luxury; live simply, a kind of understated elegance! If your opponent is a tiger, then play the fool and devour him; if your opponent is a pig to begin with…

Witness the path of a noble scion in the officialdom after his rebirth!

The author of the completed officialdom novel "Rebirth of the Young Master" by Xianbing has 7.3 million words. Readers who haven't read it yet can check it out.

He died suddenly at work due to overtime. Fortunately, he was given another chance to start over. Although he was transported to the Love Courtyard and the times he lived in were not the best, it was already good enough for him.

He cherished this chance to start over and worked hard to live a good life, whether it was Love Courtyard or Bird Courtyard.

Even more fortunately, he had his own golden finger, which allowed him to live a good life even in this era of lack of food and clothing.

[Cthulhu] + [Sequence] + [Eat Gods] + [Slow Heat] The end of the world is coming, the sun disappears, and countless strange gods descend. Gods eat humans as a pastime. I save the human race by eating gods.

On May 19, 2013, in the final round of the Premier League, Manchester United tied West Brom 5:5

The 2012-13 Premier League Championship trophy returned to Old Trafford after a year of sidelines.

After the game, Sir Alex Ferguson held a press conference and he announced two things that caused a sensation in football.

First, Sir Alex Ferguson today completed his 1500th game coaching at Manchester United and officially announced his retirement.

Second, Sir Alex Ferguson strongly recommended Tiger King to Manchester United as his successor.

On this day, the entire football scene was a sensation.

There is only one question in everyone’s mind: Who is Tiger King?

(Double clean √ Double strong √)

He died tragically in his previous life, and was reborn.

Since then, the appearance and IQ are all online, and the black mode is turned on.

Beat the green tea bitch, destroy the white lotus!

The first thing after rebirth-divorce! divorce! divorce!

But the man who treated her coldly in the previous life suddenly came to the door and wrapped himself up!

In the end, the marriage was not divorced, but the belly grew bigger first.

Pointing to her chubby belly, she sneered, “Mr. Sheng, you can figure it out!”

Mr. Sheng had only one thought in his head when facing his sweet wife Mengbao, he must be spoiled!