【Playing memes + being funny + being mean + entertainment】

The variety show "Escape from the Villain Island" features the eight celebrities that netizens across the country choose the most.

If the transformation is successful, you can escape from the Evil Island.

If the transformation is not successful by the end of the show, I will quit the entertainment industry forever.

Shen Ke happened to be dressed as a celebrity with a scandal and was forced to appear on this show.

Faced with negative reviews from all over the Internet, he was on the road to death, complaining about everything, everything and everyone.

"They are all here to whitewash themselves, but I am not. I am nobler than them. I am here to make money."

"Although I may not be popular, I can make people angry!"

"Life is not easy, so don't blame yourself if you can blame others."

"Gold will always shine, but I am just an old friend."

...

Room allocation stage.

"Ladies first, can you give me your room?"

"Sure, 5,000 yuan a night, buy five get two free, pay with insurance or transfer?"

The guests like to speak English: "Who cares."

Shen Ke: "Add s."

"Shen Ke's Ke means hard work, right?"

"No, it's the harsh word 'ke'."

No, what's wrong with you? I asked you to whitewash it, so why did you scold all the guests?

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text.

Lin Chen, who crossed over, was a little fresh meat who participated in a reality show variety show of "Career Challenge", but he didn't expect this little fresh meat to lead the entire show astray.

"Let you deliver takeaways, the Internet café sits on behalf of customers five times in a row, and the record is 10-0 in ten minutes?"

"Let you pretend to be a beggar, you will break big stones on your chest on the street, and you will scream on your head with bricks and bricks?"

"Let you be a security guard, you run the train with your mouth, and cross talk at the door of the community, are you crazy?"

"Let you be an actor, you step on stilts to brush a steel knife, and drink fire?"

The director team: "This is here to dismantle the stage, don't give him the shot!" ”

Audience: "I won't watch it without Lin Chen!" ”

Lin Chen: What? Let me be a singer in the next issue?

Looking at the netherworld skills given by the system, Lin Chen was about to cry.

Four hundred years ago, a meteorite gave birth to monsters that could only survive by consuming human flesh and blood. These monsters, adept at hiding among people and stalking their prey, were known as the Aliens. In response, the Federation established the Federal Alien Countermeasures Bureau, also known as "FACA," using the genetic cells of the Aliens to cultivate elite officers to combat them. An Ran was one of the most outstanding officers, but he harbored a secret, possessing another identity: "she," a member of the Alien race…

[Modern Fantasy][Youthful Growth][Intense Battle][Pseudo-D&D Wizard][Adventure] Ye Lan, carrying an appraisal encyclopedia, transmigrates to another world, analyzing knowledge, collecting legal codes, and embarking on the path of a wizard. An unexpected encounter leads Ye Lan to meet a vampire girl. After his death, he is reborn as an immortal vampire, and simultaneously placed on the kill list of the global holy temple. A super battle royale ensues, circling the world. Breaking through the blockade of fighter jets filling the sky; fighting his way through an army besieged by zombies. Ye Lan and his vampire companions meet demons, elves, and dragonborn; traversing neon cities, frozen kingdoms, continents, and oceans… “I am Ye Lan, a vampire wizard. On a snowy night in a neon city, we brushed past crowds, only to find the whole world is our enemy.” “We fight against different races…”

Crossing Over with Minecraft: A Taoist Priest at First Light

Emotional fluctuations generate MC points—

Can I unlock more in-game powers this way?

“Since the world yearns for myths—”

News Flash: Witnesses report a Taoist priest fighting zombies with a wooden sword.

BBC Breaking Report: A newly discovered pyramid cluster in the Egyptian desert appears to harbor mummified creatures.

CNN Headline: Mysterious purple fissures open across Florida, eerily resembling Biblical depictions of hell.

TV Tokyo Urgent Bulletin: The Night Parade of One Hundred Demons is now streaming live!

The world descends into chaos.

With unexplainable phenomena erupting across the globe,

humanity can no longer deny it—

Spiritual energy is returning.

Keywords: Urban fantasy, Minecraft, hidden powers, alter egos, roleplay, spiritual resurgence

[New theme + lighthearted style + protagonist is Lao Liu]

Lin Ran, who failed the civil service exam at the age of 27, unexpectedly activated the Police God Rich System, which contains 90 trillion police funds.

Good news: Lin Ran has a system now.

Bad news: The system only works for police officers.

Lin Ran doesn't have police credentials, what should he do?

Hey... Lin Ran's eyes darted around. Since he couldn't pass the police exam, why not open his own police station?

And so... he went to Myanmar and opened a police station.

He appointed himself as the director, used police funds to recruit soldiers and purchase weapons and equipment.

Armored vehicles? Buy them!

Attack helicopter? Buy it!

Dongfeng-41? Buy it!

——

Telecom fraud park: Are you sure this is a police station? Not a warlord's office?

[Refreshing + Not Brainless] Inside the Bauhinia School of Supernatural Powers, there's a remarkable teacher. When the Supernatural Power Council deems someone's powers useless and trashy, he always finds a brilliant way to make them shine. What? Creating flour within a specific area? You're going to the Life Special Power Department to make steamed buns? Come on, let me teach you: Art is explosion! What? The ability to control liquid tension? They're asking you to restore artifacts? Come on, let me teach you to make their blood abnormalities and cause them to collapse and die. What? You can make objects vibrate within a very small area? They're asking you to learn massage? Come on, let me teach you to make a high-frequency vibration knife that can move anything. Cut him down! This is the story of a powerful science teacher rescuing a useless student in a parallel supernatural world. Others: Lin Lu, please, don't make that explosive called Big Ivan. Stop researching! Lin Lu: The knowledge you brought from Blue Star will eventually come in handy! Master math, physics, and chemistry, and you'll be fearless wherever you travel!

Jimmy is reborn as a Chinese American, an FBI undercover agent bound to an outrageous entrepreneur system, gradually transforming his business into a publicly listed company. The FBI assigns a task: "Boss, wait a moment, I need to hold a pre-employment briefing for the guesthouse girl!" (Reward: Points + US dollars) The boss wants to get things done? "Brothers, pack up your gear, deliver these packages first, and get the positive reviews flowing." (System: $50,000 credited) His FBI superior is exasperated: "I sent you undercover, who told you to become a corporate role model?" The boss wants to yell: "My subordinate Jimmy has a fearsome reputation, and you're chopping vegetables in the kitchen?" Jimmy: I didn't want to either! The system forces me to get rich quick; instead of living on the edge every day, I'd rather make money and go public.

Blue, wearing these familiar gadgets, stood on the streets of 2025. Sunlight filtered through the leaves, spilling onto the asphalt, and the air was filled with the aroma of coffee and bread. He didn't know why he'd arrived here in 2077, but the beauty of this world, free of nuclear wastewater, synthetic food capsules, and cyberpsychopaths, filled him with a trance. The city of fifty-three years ago was still vibrant, its people's faces still reflecting genuine emotions. Since he couldn't go back, he'd return to his old ways. In this age before technology, he remained the middleman treading the fine line between right and wrong: connecting people, resolving problems for clients, and even creating them when necessary. After all, no matter where...