Chen Fan transmigrated to a parallel world ten years ago, but was forced to become a greasy butcher.
After getting drunk, he drew a comic book documenting his dreams, but unexpectedly, he became bound to a system and transformed into the strongest prophet.
"Holy crap, this quality even made it to the first page? Is the website sure they're not mistaken?"
"The author wields a butcher's knife and rampages through the city for kilometers, even taking down a giant monster three stories tall in one move?"
"Holy crap, this guy actually turned the monster into stir-fried shredded vegetables with a swift stroke!"
"Nonsense, that was clearly my bald instructor, driving back and forth on the monster's head explaining driving test part two."
"Huh? What I saw was Tony the hairdresser downstairs, wielding a 40-meter curling iron, burning the monster to death?"
"Stop arguing! It was a mosaic person who put a thong on the monster, making it so embarrassed!"
Chen Fan: System, what kind of garbage skills have you given me...?
In an Internet cafe in the city, a group of diligent people are learning internal skills and swordsmanship.
Boss, can you do something? Is it fun to be a bad guy every day? The zombies in the game are almost extinct.
That's not right. How can there be guns in a martial arts game? Boss, your game is not authentic.
That's the guy. I saw him and Baiyue become sworn brothers yesterday and cleared the game straight away.
37 years old, laid off.
I can only write small programs at home to earn living expenses.
I can’t even afford cat food.
Late one night, I suddenly received a message from my ex-wife:
"I'm dying."
I was shocked: "What's going on? Where are you?"
Her reply made me even more shocked:
"I'm in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty, come quickly."
Datang Changan is a high-end theme park opened by the wealthy Zheng Qianji.
It is a one-to-one replica of Chang'an City during the prosperous Tang Dynasty.
A large number of robot NPCs are also used.
As long as you have money, you can act as a swordsman and assassinate the emperor.
You can also go wild in Pingkangfang.
Why is the ex-wife going?
What dangers did you encounter again?
But then, no matter what message I sent, she didn't reply.
I booked a ticket and boarded the plane, and then came to Chang'an, Tang Dynasty.
All the tourists around me were in high spirits.
I was the only one preoccupied.
Fear follows.
Wearing AR glasses, you can see your ex-wife.
She blamed me for why I didn’t go to the “ghost market” to find her?
You can ask everyone——
There was no "ghost market" in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.
Others were watching Tang Minghuang and Yang Guifei in Xingqing Palace Square.
But I was dragged out of the city gate by a mechanical hound.
A robot warrior nearly buried me alive.
I saw with my own eyes that the boss who laid me off was killed by a robot.
In the blink of an eye, he was alive again in another place.
Everyone in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty was drunk and dreaming.
It's just me, struggling to survive.
When I finally found my ex-wife, the crisis completely broke out:
The robot blocked all exits for communication with the outside world in Chang'an of the Tang Dynasty.
Raising the butcher knife towards human tourists...
Good news: reborn on an island nation, I have a slender, alluring childhood sweetheart. Bad news: this childhood sweetheart can infinitely split, possesses mind control, and has a fiery temper. Good news: a timid, tall, delicate, and endearing neighbor has moved in. Bad news: after her death, she will become a super-demon, the first to break the rule of hiding under the covers, possessing a variety of abilities, including but not limited to infinite clones, shapeshifting, time and space control, and the contagion of malevolent thoughts. The girl who hasn't become a demon yet: I just need a little space... really just a little, even if it's just to help behind Kasyapa-kun... The infinitely split childhood sweetheart: remembering the dream where the child emerged from the operating room, knife in hand, with a wicked smile, asking whether it was a doctor or a protector... This sleazy woman needs to stay, but I need some means of suppressing her...
I've been dealing with madness for a long time...and it's still me!
When an era is romanticized, it signifies its complete passing. For Chen Junqian, a struggling children's literature writer who remains a mediocre figure despite years of effort, he'd rather be reborn into his familiar yet alien childhood than travel to a supposedly wonderful but unrealistic two-dimensional world. However, the condition is that he must create the best romantic comedy in this most realistic and mundane world, starting in 2009. Lacking a childhood friend with maxed-out affection, he'll artificially create the perfect one. Without a gentle and considerate older sister next door, he'll try to hold onto the online romance offline. Forced to become the male protagonist of a romantic comedy, his task is to recapture the lost opportunities of his past life. If there are no events, create them; if there are no stories, create them. This book is definitely not a guide to rebirth in the new millennium, but I guarantee it will be one of the best time machines ever made.
The band disbanded, and he returned to his hometown of Kobe from Tokyo and decided to inherit the family business - the seaside coffee shop "Fanxing".
But when he opened the door, he found a new heir inside the store.
"I will never give up my position as heir to a willful person who abandons his responsibilities and runs away!"
The cold girl who confronted him after he left the cafe, the high school girl who stayed at the cafe, the frustrated manga rookie who lived there, and the mysterious girl who met him during the rainy season.
And...his keyboardist ex-girlfriend Shigeme, who chased him from Tokyo to Kobe after they broke up.
A daily love story that begins with inheriting a coffee shop.
What is hometown? It is an anchor for travelers on their journeys, and a dream to which they ultimately return. But when the distance from home changes from land and mountains to light-years and galaxies; when the years away from home grow from years to generations, hometown, to the wanderer, is ultimately... an anchorless place, a dream elusive. Young people, stepping on the red earth of the planet, gazed up at the boundless universe for the first time, only to be greeted by a dazzling galaxy and a deep sense of emptiness beneath. Hometown is nothing more than a humble set of three-dimensional coordinates, abstract and illusory. But for those determined to return, hometown is far more than empty coordinates; it is an ever-vivid and real presence, gleaming in their hearts.
The exiled immortal Luo Chen is reborn in the city, awakening the chat group of the Ten Thousand Worlds, and the sand sculpture group members are online for support. The melancholy demon delivers takeout, the bloody knife repairs the nuclear power plant, and the chaos medicine cauldron refines all things.
The information insect tide swallows the sky?
404 ticket warning?
He stabilizes the demon with the soul-soothing pill in one hand and kills the devil with the sword of extinction in the other. Using the cauldron as a furnace, he refines the catastrophes of the heavens; using the group as a help, he rekindles the fire of the immortal way!
See how the downtrodden immortal stirs up the wind and clouds, and refines the sky with the cauldron!
When military instincts collide with idol rules, lost memories intertwine with bizarre dreams, and a search for one's true self unfolds under the stage lights, a vortex of growth and love is brewing in Seoul—"Want me to wipe off the lipstick stain? That would require a kiss that lasts longer than a lie."