【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

This novel is also known as My 80's Wife Is Sweet And Cool[Shuangjie, one-on-one, love after marriage, sweet and sweet text]

In her previous life, Chu Qiao followed her father at home and her husband when she married. She worked hard without complaining. When she was in childbirth, she was lying on the operating table. Her mother-in-law, husband and stepson gave up her, and she died.

Back at the age of 21, she had not married her selfish and vicious ex-husband, but her stepmother tried every means to force her to marry her for profit. Chu Qiao wanted to establish her own business, so she had to register her hukou in the city, but her stepmother kept forcing her to marry her. Man, when there was no way out, the ex-husband’s hot-tempered uncle, Gu Ye, jumped out to propose marriage.

“Marry me and let that dead calf call you auntie!”

Chu Qiao was moved, thinking that her ex-husband was a generation shorter than her, and she could never raise her head in front of her, she felt inexplicably happy, and it was okay to get married.

Gu Ye has been an overlord since he was a child, and he ignores women. Everyone says that he will be a bachelor in his life. Gu Ye also thinks so, but one day, he bumped into Chu Qiao and dried up his heart for 27 years. , gushing out the sweet fountain of love.

Every cell of Chu Qiao grows in his heart. She is a tailor-made daughter-in-law for him. She has to turn her back home when she says anything. How far other men go!

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【Online games + all people + games + invincible + city】

After waking up, Su Yu traveled to the world of online games for all people!

Everyone can enter the [Mythical World], awaken their talents and professions, and become a professional!

Everything in the mythological world can be fully realized in the real world!

This is an era of online gaming for all!

Su Yu awakens the avenue-level talent at the beginning: unlimited resurrection! After death, resurrection immediately!

And I also awakened the god-level profession: Tongguishi! Whoever kills me will die!

Su Yu was invincible from the start.

In this world, everyone has only three lives. If you use them up, you will not be able to enter the mythical world!

But Su Yu can be resurrected infinitely. If you kill me, you will die!

From then on, Su Yu went on the road of seeking death and never returned!

[High-level martial arts + exciting writing + crushing + fast pace + decisive killing]

"Ye Li, your opponent this time is my boyfriend. You are no match for him. Give up immediately... You beat him to his knees?!"

"Ye Li, why did you choose the top five universities as your major this time? Didn't the teacher tell you to be humble and down-to-earth... and you've been admitted?!"

“Ye Li, this strange beast is the overlord of this area. There is a huge gap between us and it. We must not alarm it when we retreat... Why did you kill it directly?!”

“Ye Li, you can no longer be as reckless as before after entering the ranks of demigods! Remember to be tactful when doing things. We must not make enemies with the demigods of various countries... You just advanced yesterday, and you beat all the demigods of various countries today?!”

......

When people are on Blue Star, Ye Li awakens the evil deeds point-adding system!

The evil deeds are maxed out, add points like crazy!

Promoted in half a month, becoming a god in one year!

Geniuses from various countries: "I'm not here! As soon as I announced my name, he rushed over with a look of joy on his face!"

Secret Realm Beast: "When I saw him walking into the secret realm with a purchase order, I felt like the sky was falling!"

All the top forces: "When Mr. Ye Li frowns, you'd better not smile. This is the advice from those who have experienced it!"

Seeing this, all the peers were dumbfounded.

"We are still working hard to train, and you have already mastered the advanced martial arts?!!"

......

Other people's systems: "Host, you need to grow in a sleazy way and hide yourself."

Ye Li's system: "Host, your next mission is to pin the current Pope to the ground and beat him."

Shen Yi traveled to a parallel world.

In the New World, Shen Yi is a singer who debuted through a talent show. He should have been a huge star, but he was framed and put on ice by his company. ...

"lottery!"

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the following items: Absolute Pitch, God-level Voice, God-level Guitar Performance, and the song "Xiao Melancholy"]

In this world where entertainment is not well developed, Shen Yi will eventually stand out.

"Nimma!"

Lin Hao, who was thrown into the Continent of Gods by sheer luck at the start, was fortunately reborn into a divine family. Just as he was gearing up to conquer the warp, he was shocked to discover that his own family members were incredibly powerful.

[Your followers created wooden bows]

"good."

[Your followers created the artifact 'Universe God-Slaying Bow']

"Huh? What!!!"

Immediately afterwards, prompt messages popped up one after another——

Your followers have already dominated Crystal Wall D7832.

[Lin Hao ascends to great divine power]

Looking at such a simple promotion process, Lin Hao slowly typed a "?".

The introduction is weak, please move to the main text

The 2014 World Cup concluded, with the Tank Nation lifting the World Cup! Dragon Nation fans were once again spectators, venting their frustrations online! A few months later, a video clip appeared online on Dragon Nation's social media. "Who's this? A Dragon Nation player? A goalkeeper? Bullfighting Nation League?" "Senior B2 League? I thought it was La Liga!" "Wow! Great at saving one-on-one shots! But can you only make a name for yourself in the lower leagues?" "Leoya Club? Semi-professional at that? Haha! Isn't that just a village team?" "Dragon Nation football sucks! Don't send me videos like that anymore!" Lin Feng's video of playing for the Senior B2 League team, Leoya, not only failed to gain recognition from Dragon Nation fans, but was instead met with endless ridicule! Until, in the Copa del Rey match against Real Madrid, Lin Feng saved three one-on-one shots from Cristiano Ronaldo! He even saved Ronaldo's incredibly high-quality shot...

When Jiang Cheng woke up, he was surprised to find that he had returned to 2009 when he had just been admitted to university.

Hold the two powerful starting points of rebirth and system.

Jiang Cheng swore that this time, he would never leave himself with any regrets!

A young man under 20 years old, stirring up the financial world and shaking the world.

Whether it is traditional fields such as the stock market and the real estate market, or new industries that will be popular in the future, such as new energy and super chips, the legendary investment god has left behind his undefeated legend!

[Pokémon] + [Pokémon] + [Pocket Monsters] + [Beast Tamer] + [Shuangwen] + [All-Seeing Eyes]

[Even if you haven't watched Pokémon, you can watch it without worry. It has a fictional background and detailed introduction.]

This is a world where humans and Pokémon coexist.

Lin Bai, the son of the Fire King and a master cultivator, accidentally discovered a jade insect slab that could not reveal the true identity of the person.

From then on, his career as a trainer took off.

Special evolution methods, fossil resurrection technology, super evolution, z moves, super giantization, titanium crystallization.

Lin Bai gained fame by accumulating resources with his extraordinary knowledge.

Then, in the magnificent secret realm of elves, you will constantly encounter legendary elves and mythical Pokémon.

Until the fourth elf tide arrived as expected.

Su Feng traveled through time.

He came to Germany in 2015, and was expelled from Borussia Mönchengladbach because of his lazy training attitude!

But no one knows that he has a causal system!

Professional players are not allowed to smoke, but they smoke to improve their endurance!

Professional players are not allowed to drink alcohol, but they can improve their explosiveness by drinking!

Professional players are not allowed to dance, but dancing can improve their coordination and jumping ability!

…

Since then, an incomparable player has appeared in world football.

He is unruly, he is extravagant and he goes against all professional ethics of a player.

But he is extremely sharp and can always find ways to tear through the enemy's defenses, making people love and hate him!

Real Madrid can't withstand the pressure, Barcelona is watching with envy, and Bayern Munich loves and hates it.

Suddenly, there is a new player in the race for the best player in the world!