【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan

The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star.

Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself.

After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild.

The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help!

Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious!

The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute!

Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery!

The squirrel's storage room was looted.

Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat.

The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits!

Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out.

In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down.

Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling.

Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing!

…

Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! !

Director: I told you, there is no script!

Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show!

After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you.

Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing.

Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Lin Chen traveled through the world of spiritual energy revival. Because he had no awakening talent, he became a peerless waste in the eyes of his teachers, classmates and family. His girlfriend even proposed to break up.

Awakener? What is that? I am the supreme cultivator! All the heavens and the worlds, the peerless genius, no matter how amazing you are, shocking the ancient and modern times, I can suppress you with just a raise of my hand.

Strong enemies on all sides, forces on all sides, even if you have countless great powers, if you dare to provoke me, you will not survive more than three episodes.

My brother Chen in the society is ruthless and doesn't talk much. He is either pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger, or on the way to pretending to be a pig to eat a tiger. Who dares to provoke me, I will make you disappear in a snap of a finger.

With me, Lin Chen, I will suppress the enemy of time! One person, one dog, one mask, all the heavens and the worlds, who dares to act rashly? ...

Immortal cultivation in games#Genius flow#Invincible flow#No heroine#Sword Immortal

A immortal cultivation game called "Yufantian" suddenly appeared in the world.

Entering the game, you can obtain the method of immortal cultivation, you can embark on the road of immortal cultivation, and even have the opportunity to ask for immortality and ascend to the immortal world.

All the abilities and items obtained by players in "Yufantian" can be brought directly to the present world.

Zhang Yuhe passed the test and obtained the game qualification.

See the top talents activated in the game.

Tao-grade spiritual roots, explosive comprehension, chaotic Taoist body.

He just wants to practice quietly and wait for the day to ascend to the immortal world.

From then on, everything in the outside world has nothing to do with him.

"What, the spiritual energy of the blue star is reviving, and the beasts in the mountains and forests are gradually becoming demons?"

"Don't worry, it's just a small monster, I don't need to take action."

"An eight-clawed monster appeared in the sea, no one can stop it, the federal government is ready to use bullets to solve it."

"Zhao, you are really too weak, let me do it."

He just saw his right hand swiped.

Thousands of miles away, a magnificent sword light suddenly flashed across the sea.

The sword light split the sea into two, and it took a long time to return to calm.

Only two pieces of the octopus monster's corpse were left at the scene.

Several years later, a colorful ladder appeared above Zhang Yuhe's head.

He waved his hand and said to everyone.

"I'll go first, and the task of maintaining peace on Blue Star will be handed over to you."

After that, he stepped onto the ladder and ascended slowly.

Realm setting:

Immortal cultivation world: Qi refining, foundation building, golden elixir, Yuanying, transformation, refining emptiness, fusion, Mahayana.

Immortal world: True Immortal, Golden Immortal, Great Yi Immortal, Daluo Immortal, Daozu (virtual god)

God world: virtual god, true god, god king, eternal emperor, invincible supreme.

(Super Rich + Daily + Relaxed)

Worker Lin Bin thought he had found true love, but his sincerity was wasted. He got the Super Rich Critical Hit System at the beginning.

As long as the opposite sex spends any amount of money for him, he can get a critical hit multiplier of 1 to 10,000 times according to the other party's sincerity index!

Spending money on women is not a skill, you should let women spend money on you.

Lin Bin: "As long as you are sincere to me, I will return it a hundredfold.

A person cannot withstand a hundred mouths, and wood cannot withstand a hundred axes.

After the show 'Love is Full' aired, it was ridiculed by countless people as 'Beast is Full'. Upon careful reflection, there wasn't a single good person in the entire courtyard. The numerous grievances gathered, resulting in countless parallel worlds. He Yuliang of the new century just said one thing: 'They're all a bunch of jerks!'

As a result, the great god arranged something for him. He Yuliang, looking bewildered at his hands, said: 'Traveling through time is fine, I have no complaints, but do you understand the rules? Where's my cheat ability?'

The great god: 'Your cheat ability will be delivered immediately...'

Su Wei traveled through time with a bragging system...

Awesomeness 2: "I am a martial arts master with eighty years of internal strength." Trust: 0/50000

Awesomeness 3: "I have three million on my card." Trust: 0/30

"I have more than three million in pocket money on my card, isn't this a small amount of money?"

"Why are you pretending? V me 50 and see my strength."

"Tsk~ I'll give you five hundred! Line up, everyone has one!"

"Fuck, really rich guy!"

[Three million has been credited. 】

Su Wei breathed a sigh of relief: "Finally it's done!"

What? You ask why there is no awesomeness 1?

"I was young and ignorant... Forget it, let's not talk about this."

[Lin Fan]: I can see the health bars of everything, control everything, hide in the dark and devour the remaining health. Killing everything will give me experience points and make me stronger!

[Night Watchman]: We patrol at night. If you encounter danger, call us!

[Federal Research Institute]: We study creatures in the dark world, copy their abilities, and graft them onto ordinary people. Everything is voluntary.

[Mechanical Sect]: We abandon our flesh and blood bodies and reshape our mechanical bodies. We believe in the God of Mechanics!

[Flesh and Blood Sect]: Flesh and blood are the foundation. Everyone can become the God of flesh and blood!

[The Cryer] Anyone who sees my photos and videos will die. I will teleport over to kill you regardless of the distance.

[Reincarnator]: Anyone killed by the reincarnation knife in my hand will never be reincarnated.

[Time Train]: My passengers come from the past, present, and future. The terminal is here. Please get off!

The dark world overlaps with the real world, and the eternal night is coming!

Wake up to a door of truth in your head?

Is this a superpower or a cheat?

Then the official supernatural power response team of the country came to the door.

It turns out that supernatural powers have existed for a long time and have been included in national control?

Well, I can accept this kind of urban supernatural development.

But... why did it suddenly become an infinite flow type of continuous crossing? ! !

Process: Main World-Biochemical Series-ALDNOAH.ZERO-Fate/Apocrypha-Magic Index/A Certain Scientific Railgun-Soul Eater Zero-Black Bullet-EVA-Main World·Demon World-Game No Life...

Yakusha means actor in Japanese.

And koyaku, as the name suggests, means ‘child actor’.

Kita Sumimi, who was a successful person in her previous life, was reborn in Japan and became an unknown koyaku.

On the one hand, she had to face the pressure from her unreliable family.

On the other hand, she had to save the money she needed for her future growth at this age.

Kita Sumimi could only start as an ordinary child actor——

The first snow of 2002 came earlier than usual!

After being reborn, Lin Yu, who graduated from Shengmajiagou Vocational and Technical College, decided to change his way of life!

He wanted to let Yingjiang know how much resentment it takes to feed nine evil sword immortals!

"New Year, New Atmosphere. Let's change the name of our base to Rheinsteel!"

"Military to civilian? Let's change our thinking and disassemble the weapons and equipment into civilian goods!"

"Here is a tractor, 12 seamless steel pipes, 1 set of special threaded pipe joints, and 1,200 kilograms of fertilizer!"

"These are two mobile phones and two batteries!"

"Who dares to say that these things are not civilian goods?"

"After joining the WTO, we must let them know the power of free trade!"

"Insufficient accuracy? There is no need to waste time and money to improve accuracy! Add more medicine! If one hundred kilograms is not enough, add one ton!"

"Fighting on the battlefield? People must first figure out their own weight. Come on, use this 120 mm to fight!"

That year, the Eagle Sauce soldiers who were used to security battles suddenly found that the familiar world seemed to have changed!

Why do the equipment of fellow villagers look better than their own?