Ye Tian couldn't help but sigh, "How did I become a banyan tree! Whether you've transmigrated or been reborn, at least you should be able to move!" Ye Tian quietly looked at his fiery red leaves and trunk, feeling utterly speechless, as he enjoyed the gentle breeze.

When Pangu separated heaven and earth, the Chaos Demon Ape was split into four parts, eventually evolving into the Six-Eared Macaque, the Red-Bottomed Macaque, the Long-Armed Ape, and the Spiritual Stone Monkey. Time reversed, and Xie Xuan became the Chaos Demon Ape. However, in this cycle of creation (Chaos → Boundless → Creation → Destiny → Annihilation), Pangu split the Chaos Demon Ape into five parts! Five bodies sharing the same origin, the same fundamental law of battle, yet five different individuals! Will he follow the unchangeable tide and willingly become someone's disciple or pawn, or will he rise up and fight against the primordial chaos? The four monkeys looked at Xie Xuan and roared in unison: "Fight against the primordial chaos!" If you, dear readers, find "The Record of the Primordial Battle" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

[Abstract memes + no romantic pairing + hilarious and absurd story + ensemble cast]

With a deafening roar, Chun Jin died on the spot.

He died and then transmigrated into a book, and to make matters worse, he transmigrated into a character that everyone and even dogs dislike!

As the saying goes, a doting brother spoils his sister, and the unluckiest guy in the original novel, Chun Hanwen, is a dog—everyone should be marked in the past. But he's a true man, laughing at the joke, not the person. He spoils his sister by giving her whatever she wants, even the stars and the moon.

But this kind older brother was stabbed to death with a sword because the main characters wanted the elixir but he didn't give it to them. Not only that, his body was also hung in the sect for three days.

In the original story, Chun Jin's fate was even worse. She was tortured beyond recognition by the protagonist's group and left in the wild to fight with stray dogs for food. Her parents, who tried to seek justice, were killed by the protagonist's master with a single sword stroke. This whole family was truly unlucky!

Her face flushed instantly...

[Heaven rewards diligence, and diligence can make up for shortcomings. One step a day, and you will gradually achieve immortality.] [Daily tasks have been refreshed] [Task: Complete ten sets of "Eagle Claw Kung Fu" (0/1)] [Reward: Slightly strengthens bones and muscles, and 1 fragment of martial arts enlightenment] Shen Lin, the least noticeable outer disciple of the secular sect Qingyun Sect. With mediocre talent and a bleak future, he thought his life would end like this. Until a screen of light unfolded before his eyes. From then on, Shen Lin's life was clearly arranged by "daily tasks". While others were cultivating hard to break through, he was carrying water, chopping wood, and feeding chickens. While others were fighting for secret manuals, he was strolling in the back mountain, staring blankly at the rocks, and sitting on the shore fishing. When he thought this was just a system to help him dominate the martial arts world, the task guided him to the world of cultivation beyond the mortal realm: [Task: On the night of the full moon, step into the forbidden area of ​​the back mountain.] [Reward: ...

The big hammer is 80, the small hammer is 40. We have superb craftsmanship and transparent prices. There's a discount if you use two hammers together. ~ Auntie, look at your Devil No. 1. The decoration is too low. Want a couple of hammers? That beautiful lady in long johns, is this your home called Merlot Heaven? The decoration is not very good. Want a couple of hammers? Hey, you birdman with a face full of beard, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll give you two hammers for free! This academy... Let's demolish it. I'll build you a doghouse to live in!

Li Chang'an traveled back in time to the Southern Song Dynasty, initially thinking he could make a name for himself using his knowledge from the future, but—

The system is 99.99% loaded... It's been stuck for a full hundred years!

He was neither good at literature nor martial arts; even the Beggars' Sect thought he had no talent!

He can only rely on toxic motivational quotes to fool people in the underworld, and has become a notorious old charlatan in Jiaxing City...

until--

Guo Jing: "This senior must be a reclusive master!"

Huang Rong: "You old liar! Even my father can't fake it as well as you!"

When I was old and frail, the system finally activated!

Travel through various realms + take on disciples and receive rewards!

Li Chang'an stroked his beard and smiled: "Disciples, your master is getting old, and fighting is no longer appropriate for me... Here, take this pile of elixirs and divine skills, and remember to be filial to your master!"

[Demonic cultivator + villain + no female lead + ruthless and decisive + Gu poison]

In her previous life, Ning Hui had glimpsed the true teachings of the Demon Lord, and ultimately died with resentment.

However, he did not perish; instead, he was reborn into the body of a severely injured and deceased boy who raised Gu poison.

Now reborn, he is treacherous and ruthless, embarking on the path to immortality with the guise of a demon!

Despite facing death nine times, their resolve remained unchanged; through hardships, their determination grew stronger.

After hardship comes happiness; an undying demonic heart can shake the heavens!

This is a world where supernatural powers manifest, demons roam freely, and ghosts wreak havoc. Shen Tianxing, who transmigrated here, starts out as a newly hired executioner.

Fortunately, I awakened the 'Soul-Slaying Platform' cheat ability.

Beheading makes you stronger!

Not only can you drop bloodlines, supernatural abilities, cultivation techniques, and physical constitution... but you can also drop experience points!

"My cultivation is a bit weak, let's upgrade with one click. I've already transmigrated, only a dog would act like a weakling!"

"That swordsmanship is pretty cool! Let's upgrade in one click, I'm too lazy to practice!"

"This person has a good physique..."

"Wait a minute! I just wanted to develop discreetly, but it's already showing up so quickly!!!"

[Extreme Flow + Decisive Killing + Muscle Pushing + Brainless Cool Writing + Upgrade Flow]

Yang Chen traveled to an ancient world where soldiers, bandits and demons were rampant.

Besides him, there was also a beautiful child bride in the family, and their life was difficult.

Fortunately, Yang Chen's awakening system, no matter whether it is a skill or a martial art, as long as it is practiced to the entry level, it will automatically upgrade to the [perfect] realm, and it can be [deduce] countless times, turning decay into magic!

[Tenth Level Dragon Elephant Skill]: With the power of thirteen ancient dragon elephants added to the body, holding the sun, moon and stars in the hands!

【Twenty-Layer Golden Bell Cover】: When practicing, it is like a big sun, indestructible, shining on the world!

During the first year of my time traveling, I was timid and just wanted to have a full meal!

In the second year of my time travel, I don’t eat beef. If I’m not invincible, who will be?

After traveling through the fifth year and seeing the future, why not worship?

Time flies. Looking back, Yang Chen finds that he has already become a saint in the human world and mastered the supreme Tao fruit. Even if the world is destroyed, I will not be destroyed!

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