[The Fourth Calamity] + [Ensemble Cast] + [No Female Lead] + [Behind-the-Scenes] + [All Characters are Silly] + [Lighthearted]

Native Cultivator A: "Have you heard? The Guiyuan Sect is a den of demons! Their disciples are all fearless, specializing in low-level attacks, and they even carry excrement with them!" Native Cultivator B: "It's terrifying! Last time I saw dozens of them performing a shamanistic ritual around a demon altar, and they actually managed to break the demon's soul!" Shopkeeper of the Treasure Pavilion: "Don't even mention it! They're a bunch of bandits! Last time, over a hundred of them surrounded me and tried to bargain; I almost died there!"

Guiyuan Sect Master Jiang Chen (covering his face): "I'm tired. Let's destroy them. This batch of disciples is just too difficult to manage..."

Player (excited face): "Sect Master, don't be discouraged! When does the new event start? I heard the guardian beast of the Qingyang Sect next door is quite fat, when are we going to go and stew it?"

This is a hilarious story about a sect leader forced into active duty, who, along with a group of silly players who do everything except cause trouble, turns the cultivation world upside down. (Note: This book is slow-paced, detail-oriented, features an ensemble cast, and contains many mind-numbingly absurd situations. Please read with caution while eating.)

[Invincible flow, multiple female protagonists, system text]

Accidentally travel to the mortal world, activate the female supporting role bond system at the beginning, and form a bond with the female supporting role to get huge rewards!

The Blood Forbidden Land entered early to intercept Nangong. Han Lao Mo arrived at the Chaos Star Sea and discovered that Zi Ling already had a Taoist partner. Xutian Palace swapped the Xutian Cauldron early and let Han Lao Mo take the blame. Lao Mo could only cry silently in the toilet...

The imperial road is competing, in the starry sky, on the imperial road, the divine body is showing out, but in this era, there are two mortals who have the physical strength to overwhelm many geniuses.

"I will risk everything and use all means... to become emperor!"

"Emotions are just a shackle on the road."

"Nothing can defeat me. All torture is just training on the road to becoming stronger."

Xu Changqing traveled through the world of Zhetian and came to an era when ruthless people had not yet become emperors.

He has experienced too much in this world, seen countless evils in human nature, and all kinds of stupid choices made because of feelings.

The Dao is ruthless, and a monk is equivalent to the son of the Dao. The son actually wants to rebel against his father, which is treason.

In order to become an emperor and live forever, he killed the so-called emotions and created the ruthless physique of the Supreme Being.

Tool for enlightenment: bone knife.

[Don’t lick anyone] [Believe in invincibility] [Defeat the ruthless emperor]

........

[Main quest: You meet the heroine and fall in love with each other, and talk all night.]

"Dating is too troublesome, so kidnapping and imprisonment for a day counts, right?"

[Main quest: You participate in the sect competition, and win the first place with amazing skills]

"I was just expelled from the sect yesterday, and I sent assassins to kill the others, so I can count as winning first place, right?"

...

Chen Lang traveled to the world of "Xiantu" as a player, but the main plot was a little off, and the butterfly effect appeared.

In the plot, he is powerful, but in reality, he is crazy everywhere. No wonder the plot is getting more and more off-track. Just tell me whether you have passed the mission or not?

Green mountains and cloud valleys, the thought of them is nothing but a fairyland;

Looking at the flowers through the fog, how can one know that the world is hazy?

Lin You came to this world by mistake, so he simply lay on the top of the mountain, carefully overlooking the entire world.

He saw the clouds rolling and unrolling, the wind's unpredictable nature, ancient immortals preaching under pine trees, emperors building high platforms to offer sacrifices to the heavens, and old men walking alone, all in pursuit of a chance for immortality...

Count all the romantic things in the world,

I have never seen a free and easy immortal in the mortal world.

So he planted a seed.

Years later, a sacred tree rose from the ground, reaching the azure sky and the underworld, its clear light illuminating the universe. Its glazed jade leaves drooped, reflecting the three thousand Dao seeds, breathing in endless spiritual energy... From then on, the mundane world was transformed into a place of immortality.

I only see the green mountains filled with thoughts, and do not envy the white cranes for forgetting their thoughts.

This is a story about a practitioner in the Dharma-Ending Age.

Xiong Ying, transmigrated to the world of Gu, gained his own transmigration cheat: a daily check-in system. His goal was to become a Sword Dao Venerable. Checking in at Qingmao Mountain: Obtained a Rank 5 Sword Mark Immortal Gu, improving his aptitude, adding Sword Dao Marks, achieving 95% of the highest grade. Checking in at Bai Ningbing: Obtained the Immortal Dao killing move, the Northern Dark Ice Soul Sword. Checking in at Gu Yue Fangzheng: Obtained the Vengeance Immortal Gu. ... Checking in at Changmao Diling: Obtained the Immortal Dao killing move, Sword Forging. Southern Frontier, Northern Plains, Central Continent, Western Desert, Eastern Sea. Two days, black and white. This world is truly vast, with countless check-in targets. Humans are the spirit of all things, Gu are the true essence of heaven and earth. Lin Jianxing, Bo Qing, you will both become stepping stones for my achievement of Venerable status!

[Arrogant villain + decisive in killing + trampling on the male protagonist + a lot of beauties + having fun all the way]

After Qin Changge took good care of the charming mistress, he unexpectedly awakened the [Destiny Villain System]

As long as you successfully seize the opportunity to become the child of destiny, you will receive system rewards. Otherwise, you will be punished by heaven.

As a result, Qin Changge will be forced to embark on a path of stepping on the son of destiny, sleeping with the darling of heaven, and snatching opportunities.

The master's wife who was the reincarnation of the 13th-rank Demon Emperor, the younger junior sister who was the reincarnation of the Empress of Chaoge, Ye Fan's fiancée who has the blood of the white dragon, and the last true dragon King Zhu in the world... Who should I let sleep with me tonight?

What Dragon King, Crown Prince, or Reborn Person? The only ending for a son-in-law from the Immortal Realm is death after suffering humiliation in front of me, Qin Changge.

Seeing the true nature of reality, all phenomena are empty; in an instant, one realizes that all phenomena are the same. Once the glory cannot be hidden, it is revealed face to face.

The decision states that some people are unwilling to truly believe in the Buddha's teachings, so we must directly address the root cause and gradually teach people by picking leaves and searching for branches.

Birth and death have occurred countless times, and this has been true since time immemorial. There are countless forms of gods and demons, but nothing can truly restore one's original nature.

I study the exoteric teachings and practice the esoteric teachings; though our expedient methods differ, we ultimately return to the same origin. Since traversing the path to Nirvana, I have come to understand that birth and death are inherently empty.

Whether walking or sitting, all is emptiness; whether speaking or remaining silent, moving or still, all is emptiness. Even if a sharp blade is at your head, it is as if a sharp sword is cutting through the spring breeze.

Suddenly I realized the wondrous source of mind; the shell of ignorance cracked open, and all was the same. In dreams, the six realms were clearly present, but upon awakening, all was empty, devoid of saints or mortals.

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There is no special cheat code, just a proficiency panel. You have to grab opportunities and run away from dangers, but the most important thing is the accumulation day after day. One day, I will master all the methods to protect my immortal path and live forever!