Lin Xiao was reborn and bound to the "Schrödinger's Critical Hit Return System".

* In a state of extreme desperation and caution, I was forced to make my first small sacrifice (like giving my only half steamed bun to a starving dog on the roadside) to trigger the system. I suffered a "negative critical hit" the first time, nearly being drained dry, but I also began to understand the system's inherently deceptive nature.

Gender change (marriage) + comedy + system + cultivation (gender change occurs after Chapter 49, which can be skipped but is not recommended) How outrageous can the brotherhood in the Xuanling Realm be? Xiao Yue imagined it was like his good brother Gu Che, reunited in reincarnation, sneaking into his outer disciple's broken bed in the middle of the night and smilingly pouring a "tonic" into his mouth. "Don't worry, it's good for your health," Gu Che lied without blinking, but his heart was in a frantic struggle with the system - if he failed to complete the "drug your brother" task, he would be punished with a lifetime of bachelorhood. As a core inner disciple of the Xuantian Sect, he could only apologize to his brother with tears in his eyes. Unexpectedly, on the day the system task was completed, a golden light flashed, and the interface popped up: [Congratulations to the host, you have obtained a Taoist companion - Xiao Yue]. Gu Che was stunned. Turning around, he saw Xiao Yue, who had just woken up. His once heroic features had become clear and beautiful, and a soft curve appeared at his throat. "Gu Che, you bastard!" Xiao Yue pinched his newly grown long hair, grabbed the brass dagger and chased after him, "I said why do you force me to drink bitter medicine soup every day, do you want to kidnap me to be your wife?!" Gu Che hid and tried to reason: "The system said this is the best solution..." "Solution! Do you believe that I will chop up your alchemy furnace?!" The brothers who were arm in arm in arm in the past have now become "Daoist companions" certified by the system. The inner sect genius vs the outer sect troublemaker, quarreling and grabbing resources in the sect during the day, Xiao Yue locked the door to prevent "flower thieves" at night, Gu Che squatted in the corner with the pain-relieving pill in his pocket and reflected - if he had known that the "wife" given by the system was this great god, he should not have touched that god even if he was single at the beginning.

Congratulations to the host for traveling to Douluo Continent. The strongest sign-in system has been activated, and the host has received a novice gift pack. Would you like to open it?

Ding... Congratulations to the host for obtaining the supreme technique, the Azure Lotus Sword Technique. This technique is the ultimate sword technique. Please practice diligently. Congratulations to the host for obtaining the secret technique, the Free and Easy Step. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 100 square meters of storage space.

Ding... Now issuing a sign-in mission. Please awaken your spirit at the age of 6. Mission reward: Spirit: Qingping Sword.

Ding... Congratulations to the host for signing in and awakening the martial soul: Qingping Sword.

Ding... Next time I'll sign in to the Junior Soul Master Academy. Reward unknown...

At this moment, Lingyunyun was sitting on the supreme throne of creation in the Douluo God Realm, and a hearty laugh reached his ears. "Hahaha, not bad. In just a few decades, you have become a powerful Golden Immortal Realm expert. You have lived up to my expectations."

Ling Yun didn't panic when he heard the voice. He already had some guesses about the origin of the system. So he asked, "Who is this senior?"

"I am the Shangqing Tongtian Sage, one of the Six Sages of Heaven in the Primordial World, and I am also your system..."

Li Jiangchen transmigrates to a world of demons and monsters, his soul possessing the body of a useless nobody in the Giant Spirit God's Mansion.

Surviving against all odds, he awakened the supreme talent of "Slaying Demons and Attaining the Dao"—by slaying demons and eliminating evil, he could plunder their lifelong cultivation, Daoist techniques, and even their innate supernatural powers!

The bear demon was slain at Black Wind Mountain, and its demonic martial art, the Mountain-Moving Blood Slaughter Palm, was seized.

The fox demon who had entered the Daoist path was beheaded, and its illusory world cultivation technique, the [Heavenly Fox Illusionary Spirit Technique], was seized.

The Celestial Demon parasitizes and destroys the embryo, devouring its treacherous supernatural powers [Celestial Demon Parasitism Technique]

From then on, the hidden meridians opened, the sacred body was forged, the golden elixir was of the highest quality, and one step could ascend to immortality!

After many years, Li Jiangchen stood atop the Demon Court, looking down at the trembling demons below, a sinister smile playing on his lips: "Demons, come... to aid my cultivation!"

He had seen the Qin King conquer the world and the dynasties rise and fall; he had seen Emperor Wu of Han defeat the Hu and punish those who offended the Han; he had also heard about the elegance of the Wei, Jin and Three Kingdoms, the prosperity of the Zhenguan and Kaiyuan periods.

Open... He is a Qi cultivator.

Qigong practitioners practice breathing in air to achieve immortality.

This is a story that has lived on in history.

Sitting alone in the mountains, I remain forever in the world. Watching the waves wash away the heroes of the ages.

I am a cultivator of Qi in the mortal world.

The green mountains remain, and the sunsets are still red.

Xiao Xian, the capital's number one lazybones, was mistakenly identified as a "national genius" and forcibly made crown prince by the old emperor after a drunken outburst. Shattered from his dreams of a life of wandering the martial world, Xiao Xian angrily decided to remain lazy to the end, determined to ruin his own position as crown prince and regain his freedom. However, the more he tried to "disrupt" the system, the more unexpectedly he solved court problems, eliminated treacherous officials, won the hearts of the people, and even inadvertently embarked on the path of cultivation. The court officials went from initial heartbreak to astonishment, and finally, a complete "wow!" In the process of "dismantling the empire," Xiao Xian unexpectedly discovered a shocking game of chess between immortal sects and demons hidden behind the scenes, and his seemingly "useless" lazybones physique turned out to be the key to breaking the deadlock. Ultimately, this lazy crown prince, who was only interested in escaping, was forced into a corner by various forces (including his father), gradually transforming from a "national scourge" into a true protector, but his yearning for freedom in the martial world never wavered.

Using evil bones as fuel, he devours immortals to prove his truth!

The good-for-nothing Chu Chen, who had his heart ripped out by his family as a sacrifice, awakened the ancient evil master's corpse.

"Exchange a hundred years of your life for three days of Soul Devouring Secret Technique!"

At the bottom of the Demon Burial Abyss, he devoured the death energy and practiced evil skills. He tore the disciples of the immortal sect to pieces with his bare hands and even detonated his golden elixir to break through the encirclement!

The price he paid was that the demon bone on his left arm devoured his master, the devilish pattern on his right palm spread, and the pseudo-pill in his dantian cracked like a spider web.

Xuantian Pavilion's wanted order shook the Nine Provinces: "The demon fetus has appeared, devouring the soul and seizing the Tao!"

In the Black Skull House, the poison doctor Su Mei's Gu Dan locked his lifeblood;

In the hellish realm, the demon clan saint Yun Zhao's blood contract contains a deadly slave seal;

And the evil nine-toothed skull pupils in his body were lighting up one by one as he killed...

When the truth of the immortal world's soul-sucking formation is revealed,

Chu Chen carried the Sky Burial Coffin and crushed the Immortal Gate:

"You have been absorbing the spiritual energy of the human world for thousands of years, and today—"

"It's time to be devoured by the immortal!"

Ye Chen has ten female disciples.

They are of inferior talent, possess demonic nature, and have a bleak future.

Ye Chen took pity on them and took them in as his disciples, using rare and precious materials to cleanse their marrow and bones, and improve their aptitude.

Train them to become renowned empresses throughout the land!

To Ye Chen's surprise, at the crucial moment of his secluded cultivation, he was betrayed by his female disciple.

On his deathbed, Ye Chen personally killed these ten ungrateful disciples!

When Ye Chen woke up again, he found that he and his ten female disciples had all been reborn!

He is still an elder of the sect, and his ten female disciples have not yet begun their cultivation.

It's not that I hate him for meddling, or that I don't want to have anything to do with him.

Even if you kneel and die before me in this life, I will not accept a traitor as my disciple!

With your worthless talents, you still want to attain the Emperor Realm? Dream on!

Without Ye Chen's help, the ten female disciples realized how difficult cultivation was, that they themselves were useless, and were completely overwhelmed.

Because of the oppression of his vampire adoptive parents, Chu Mo had no choice but to owe the beautiful and domineering Fairy Yu Lianxin a lot of spirit stones, and was asked to pay off the debt with his body;

The sixth princess of the royal family also had a secret crush on him;

The sick fiancée forced marriage;

The demon princess wants to have children with him;

Chu Mo, who was deeply trapped in the peach blossom sin, gave them an opportunity to take advantage of!

Shen Ye woke up and found himself as an amnesiac from another world. His mind was empty, but his murderous aura was overflowing.

Before he could figure out the situation, he was forcibly bound by a [Immortal Cultivation System of Infinite Merit].

System goal: To train him to be the number one moral saint in Xuanqiong Realm!

System method: Do one good deed every day and your merits will soar!

Penalty for failure: Struck by lightning (trial version) Do you know?

Looking at his hands, naturally suited for holding a knife, now forced by the system to help an old lady cross the street, Shen Ye fell into deep thought - what on earth did I do before I lost my memory?!

Helping the old lady find a chicken? Stealth, tracking, one-hit kill... er, no, one-hit capture!

Mediating a fight between villagers? "Each of you gets half, human or pig. Take your pick."—his eyes were cold, his tone was kind.

Looking to liberate evil spirits? The [Shadowless Merit Dart], blessed by the golden light of merit, strives for speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness, providing attentive service to ensure a painless afterlife!

Shen Ye: "System, can this 'Conquer People with Virtue' skill physically silence people?"

System: "...Host, please correct your attitude! We are a serious merit system!"

Shen Ye (shaking off the blood from the knife with an expressionless face): "Oh, I just used 'reason' to convince a demon, and he was so moved that he couldn't speak anymore. Where are the merits?"

(Note: I'm a newbie, please don't criticize if you don't like it)