[Black-bellied + Insidious + Shameless + Not Alone + Old Six + Slender Development + Genius + Super Strong + Might Be Funny + A Little Outrageous + Not Serious]
Why do tens of thousands of female disciples of Shushan frequently lose their underwear?
Why does the Shushan Seven-Colored Glazed Chicken scream in the middle of the night?
Why are the elixirs and herbs from Mount Shu frequently stolen...
When the most lazy, unlearned, extremely deceitful, opportunistic, greedy, lustful, scheming, and cunning junior uncle Zhang Yu appeared in Shushan, the whole Shushan became chaotic.
Looking at the three colorful phoenixes left in the world, one male and two females, between heaven and earth.
Feeling somewhat envious, Zhang Yu simply stewed the male phoenix. After eating it, he felt much better.
In order to find out what the seven-colored glazed chicken and the five-colored phoenix would produce, Zhang Yu directly gave them...
In the end, everyone in Shushan was united.
He decided to give the only 100% immortality elixir in ten thousand years to Zhang Yu.
He was sent to heaven to wreak havoc on the fairy world, and was told not to return to Mount Shu unless he found a fairy to marry.
So Zhang Yu took the elixir, and a thunderstorm descended, with tens of thousands of Shushan female disciples' underwear falling from the sky.
Countless female disciples of Mount Shu pointed their swords at Zhang Yu.
Zhang Yu shouted: "Brother, save me!"
Jian Yixuan looked at all the female disciples of Mount Shu with a face full of grief and indignation and said, "Disciples, please let this evil creature go for once!"
"Let him become an immortal and bring disaster to the immortal world..."
Chen Yu accidentally obtained the Chaos Pearl and traveled through time and space back to the beginning of the world, arriving in the primitive times.
See how he wanders among myth, history and reality, finding his own path and creating a new life.
I was the first to create the world, and I realized myself in the Chaos Pearl.
The ten bloodlines of Zhou Pan are like purple clouds coming from the east and proudly standing in the sky.
Hongjun Tiandao Saint is the first, and Daoyu Saint Lord is even ahead of him.
As the son of the Duke of Tang, and the younger brother of the future Emperor Taizong, Li Erfeng, he should have been living a life of luxury and ease. But here, he finds the Nine Elders of the Sui Dynasty, the powerful Yang Lin, the so-called Grandmaster of Taoism Ning Daoqi, Song Que of the Lingnan Song Clan, and the Grandmaster of the Frontier, Bi Xuan. The world is a place of hidden talents; those who cultivate their martial arts and true qi to a high level can condense a primordial core, nurture a primordial spirit, and even shatter the void… Fortunately, he possesses a companion treasure, a fragment originating from a supreme god, which allows him to traverse the heavens and wander through countless worlds. Drawing upon the essence of all worlds, he will become an unparalleled myth.
[Group Portrait] + [Passionate] + [Occasional Humor] + [Decisive Killing] + [Factional Battle] + [Genius Monster]
Chu Huaian was originally a genius in cultivating immortals. Unfortunately, he lost to his opponent in a battle between geniuses from the north and south, and his cultivation was wasted.
Because he made too many enemies, his sect was massacred by the major sects, and the genius faded from the stage.
In despair, he awakened the player summoning system.
When the players from Blue Star arrived, the entire world of immortal cultivation began to become unruly.
…
Zhengdao: "Eradication of the Huaxia Sect is everyone's responsibility!"
Sect disciples: "Oh no! The Saint was abducted by the Huaxia Sect!"
Demon Dao: "Eradication of the Huaxia Sect is everyone's responsibility!"
Sect disciple: "Hey, ancestor, why are you also in the Demon Soul Banner?"
…
Player 1: "Brother Xian, when are we going to slay the dragon?"
Player 2: "Genius? The sight of me is like a mayfly seeing the sky. I am the epitome of genius."
Player 3: "I am enough to take on those women from the Hehuan Sect alone!"
Player 5: "Fairy, do you know what the technique of covering the twin peaks with ten fingers is? I will show you right now."
Player 6: "Brother Xian, I have kidnapped the saints and saintesses from all the major sects. Let's do something big this time!"
Chu Huaian: "We, the Huaxia Sect, swear to never steal, rape, or plunder, and we will not take a single needle or thread from the people!"
Player 7: "Pass it on, don't steal chickens and dogs, don't force yourself, and don't take needles and thread!"
Players: “Got it!”
ps: Watch it patiently, it will become more and more exciting later.
"My Family’s Sect Master Is the Best in the World" New Book Released ————————————
When in the modern city, there appears "beating people like hanging a painting", "water not reaching the knees."
When in the martial arts world, there appears "catching bullets with bare hands", "divine palm falling from the sky."
When in the wuxia world, there appears "summoning ghosts and expelling gods", "destroying cities and moving mountains."
When in the end-of-dharma era, there appears "spiritual energy of heaven and earth", "substance of immortality."
…………
Throughout the ages, in myriad heavens, the timelines stand tall.
Ancestral Xia, Imperial Shang, Heavenly Zhou, Immortal Qin, Divine Han, Sacred Tang, Daoist Song, Demonic Yuan, Martial Ming, Monster Qing, Techno-Martial Galaxy……
In different worlds, be different pioneers of the Dao, shocking the world and overturning people’s understanding.
[Family Cultivation][Decisive Killing][Spiritual Roots][Single Female Lead][Holy Mother Please Do Not Enter]
Half a volume of cause and effect diagrams, the master of a world of immortals.
Luo Zhenchuan naturally didn't want to be idle after obtaining this treasure.
But as cause and effect go hand in hand, a life of constant bad luck began from then on.
Yu Xian, who traveled to the world of cultivating immortals, was still a lowly cultivator at the end of his life. He finally recognized the reality, chose to retire early, and was recruited by a mortal prince to serve as a priest.
But I didn’t expect that this wonderful flower of his was just planted in the wrong place.
Starting from making offerings to the royal palace,
The guest of the Immortal Cultivation Family, the general manager of the Zhenzhen Mansion, the president of a civil society organization, the man behind the sect’s leader, a human giant riding a demon king...
Yu Xian gradually became the most handsome boy in the world of immortality.
"I am Yu Xian, my Taoist name is Great Love, and I unilaterally declare to speak for all sentient beings in the world."
In the solid and heavy state, a warrior can wield a sharp blade to kill enemies thousands of miles away.
In the softness of the liquid, great practitioners roam the rivers, lakes and seas.
Amid the changing gaseous winds and clouds, someone controls the wind, fire, thunder and lightning.
In the fleeting glimpses of the plasma state, spells have a myriad of uses.
Some people stumble along the way, lacking the possibility of regular upward movement, and thus give up and move towards the fifth form.
(Cultivation of Immortals)
Before I put on my sword, I was already in the martial arts world.
After thousands of sails, I still returned as a young man.
…………
Born in troubled times, wars swept the world, people suffered, and human life was worthless.
When I was an adult, I was chivalrous and chivalrous, with a long sword in hand, I split a Qingming Festival.
Ten years of drinking ice can't cool my blood.
I will cut through the thorns and bring peace.
"How should a person like you change? Ah!"
"Only death!"
"Kneel down and talk to me!"
"You are not qualified to stand in front of me!"
"…………"
The [Gate to the World] that had occupied the dreamland for thirty consecutive days suddenly became a reality.
Earth World: I can do whatever I want!
The first apocalyptic world: reselling resources and trading technology.
The second world is slave chaos: obtain low magic power and counterattack the end of the world.
The third world of Xianxia: making a fortune by refining zombies. Cultivate the secret method of yin and yang and be free.
"..."
Until he confirmed that he was invincible.
What, you ask me who I want to be?
Lao Tzu, my ancestor!
ps: The pure love warriors retreat immediately.
ps: The protagonist is not a good guy, but he is not a bad guy either.