【Mortal Flow】【Farming Upgrade】

In a small sect in Qinghe County, a martial arts apprentice is studying a medical book by beating the figures in the book.

If he learns the medical texts and becomes an apprentice to collect herbs, he will be able to eat meat every day!

Chen Chuman, the modern urban white-bone demon, accidentally transmigrated into a cute girl with immense strength. She has the standard golden finger system and excellent talents that are standard for a heroine, but the evil God just doesn't want her to have a smooth journey to immortality. The promised golden finger system is actually half-crippled. Crashes and jams are commonplace, not to mention that she has to rely on herself to upgrade and fix bugs. Have you ever heard of relying on eating to continuously upgrade your extremely annoying talents? Sorry, Chen Chuman encountered it. It's not easy to be taken in by an immortal sect. I can lean on a big tree for shade in the future. However, the tree will fall when I rely on it, and people will run away when I rely on them. The system will crash when I rely on it. It seems that it is better to rely on myself than on others. Look at this immortal sect.

[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

The Taoist family of Baiyun Huanghe, a zither, a sword and a cup of tea.

The feathered clothes are often smoky, not stained by the peach and plum blossoms of the world.

You always laugh in the world, why do you travel around the world?

After suffering all the hardships, you correct the way, not stained by the peach and plum blossoms of the world.

The mountain is not high, but it is famous for the immortals; the water is not deep, but it is magical for the dragons. With the spiritual field in hand, I have the immortal grass!!

Cultivating immortals and planting crops, the joy is endless!!

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Su Yun traveled through the ancient times and happily got a system that allowed him to become stronger by lying down. It is no longer a dream to become a saint by lying down!

When the Three Pure Ones accepted disciples, he prayed frantically: "Human Sect! Chan Sect! Choose me! Jie Sect is doomed, don't touch me!"

Tongtian Sect Master waved his hand and said, "This boy has a unique bone structure and is destined to be with me. Join my Jie Sect!"

[This is complete! I'm on the special train for those who are not on the Conferred God List! Zhao Gongming died tragically! The Three Heavenly Gods are dead! The ten thousand immortals' coming to pay homage has turned into a ten thousand immortals' funeral!]

Tongtian: ???

[What? You want me to compete with that traitor Long-Eared Dingguangxian? Boss, are you trying to get me on the list early?!]

Tongtian:!!!

Su Yun: "Master, I have a shallow foundation and just want to lie down..."

Tongtian: "Lie down? No, you don't want to! Let me take you to Biyou Palace, Wahuang Palace, Yuxu Palace... and take a look!"

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When Pangu separated heaven and earth, the Chaos Demon Ape was split into four parts, eventually evolving into the Six-Eared Macaque, the Red-Bottomed Macaque, the Long-Armed Ape, and the Spiritual Stone Monkey. Time reversed, and Xie Xuan became the Chaos Demon Ape. However, in this cycle of creation (Chaos → Boundless → Creation → Destiny → Annihilation), Pangu split the Chaos Demon Ape into five parts! Five bodies sharing the same origin, the same fundamental law of battle, yet five different individuals! Will he follow the unchangeable tide and willingly become someone's disciple or pawn, or will he rise up and fight against the primordial chaos? The four monkeys looked at Xie Xuan and roared in unison: "Fight against the primordial chaos!" If you, dear readers, find "The Record of the Primordial Battle" enjoyable, please don't forget to recommend it to your friends on QQ and Weibo!

A single stroke depicts a river or sea; a single brushstroke defines mountains and rivers.

Some people admired a painting of a bull shaking a mountain and gleaned insights into the martial art "Mountain Collapse Force," which grants immense strength, capable of moving mountains with bare hands!

Someone admired a blue-green, cold-moon-shaped blade in the painting and thus comprehended the "Cold Moon Divine Blade Technique," using it to slay foreign tribes and become famous far and wide.

Li Changqing, a top-notch woodcarver, transmigrated to the Cangyuan Realm and discovered that his woodcarvings were more effective at helping people comprehend the Dao than his paintings. He rose from a down-on-his-luck, useless painter to stand at the pinnacle of the Cangyuan Realm.

In his previous life, he was obsessed with carving and ended up raising a wicked son. But now he finds that in this Cangyuan Realm, he has a well-behaved and filial son who is not talented but has a dream of cultivating to become an immortal.

My son wants to become an immortal, so I will help you become an immortal!

However, his son, Li Hengsheng, began to suspect that his good-for-nothing father, who only knew how to daydream and beg for money, might have been possessed!

(Uncle Nine + Thunder Magic + Zombies + Female Ghosts + Hong Kong variety show weird fusion + Don’t ask the protagonist if he likes women, he likes a lot of women, the introduction is weak, just read the text)

My name is Lin Hai. I traveled through the spiritual world when the five stars aligned. I was picked up by Uncle Jiu in a mass grave under the bright stars. This also opened up my life of using thunder magic to slay demons. . . . (The above is just a brief introduction. How much more can be written depends on whether the author will starve to death)

Xu Yue, who had just been promoted and given a raise, became the general manager, bought a house and a car in the capital, and was about to reach the pinnacle of his life with just one beautiful, rich and beautiful woman, suddenly inherited the heritage of an ancient farming family and the Grand Minister of Agriculture of various dynasties.

The kind that can make you stronger by farming!

It can also control the energy of the earth veins and turn barren land into spiritual soil.

Can you also cultivate spiritual plants?

Can you also call the wind and rain and control the four seasons?

Is this a farmer's house? Is this the Minister of Agriculture?

This must be a god!

Xu Yue really didn't want to go home to farm, but the temptation of cultivating immortals was too great!

When Yun Xiao's soul flew to the sky after his death, he was shocked to find that the vast world where he had lived for sixteen years was shaped like a tomb! Under the tomb was an ancient bronze coffin, as big as the sea, with demonic energy surging. The land was a pile of yellow soil on the coffin, and billions of living people were multiplying in the tomb! There was an immortal corpse in the giant coffin, with eyes like the underworld, mouth like the Yellow Spring, hair like a blue dragon, and body like millions of mountains. I don't know which immortal god is sleeping here forever!

The young man's wronged soul is immortal, and he escaped into the immortal corpse to be reborn. He used the pillar of the world as a sword and the floating continent as a talisman. He killed his way through the immortal road with one man and one coffin, and passed through the heaven to prove the truth!