In the vast天地 (heaven and earth), who controls destiny? Even an ant wielding a sword can slay a true immortal! Chen Changming, an orphan of mediocre talent, accidentally stumbles into the perilous and unpredictable path of cultivation. In this world of deceit, survival of the fittest, and scheming, he embarks on a magnificent journey to attain immortality...

"According to the script, you'll be stabbed by the male lead next, and he'll take out your golden core and give it to his white moonlight." "Really? I don't believe it. As long as I stab faster, the male lead's sword won't catch me." "But you're the female lead in a tragic novel, you should be the one being tortured by the male lead..." "I torture everyone except myself, and that's considered a tragic novel? Go, hang the male lead on the city wall for three days, and see when he cries and calls me 'Dad'."... *The Immortal Hero: Weak Water of Three Thousand*, a famous online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, combines various classic infuriating elements. The female lead is misunderstood, framed, and subjected to emotional and physical torture, being tormented by the male lead and 108 female supporting characters for three hundred chapters, finally achieving a happy ending. Immediately, the comment section erupted in a fierce battle, with the "Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" faction and the "Trash Author Feeds Me Shit" faction clashing.

Wang Pingan wakes up and finds himself a constable of the Wuji Empire, investigating flower-picking fairies, fighting headless corpses, and investigating old cases.

Condense the death energy beads, absorb the death energy, evil energy and other negative things, turn other people's arsenic into your own medicine, explore the secret realm, search for treasures and medicine, and achieve immortality.

[Honghuang] [King Gou] [Funny and humorous] [Dark-hearted] [? ? ? ? ]

The young man traveled through time and space and became a prehistoric gourd vine, and gave himself the domineering name "Cang Qing Teng". As a result, his whiskers were stepped on by the Three Purities at the very beginning, and his leaves were eaten by ferocious beasts. He realized on the spot: being domineering cannot save your life, and pretending to be a coward is the way to go!

From then on, Kunlun Ruins had an "extremely cowardly" vine: it would hang down its vines and pretend to be dead when it saw a big boss, and would cover its head and cry for mercy when encountering a conflict. The gourds it produced were "famous for being a tyrant but actually a pit" - the "Qingcang Gourd" could not stop thousands of troops, but could only stop mosquitoes; the "Zhensha Gourd" could not suppress evil spirits, but could only make people's legs weak.

He secretly transformed into a timid young boy, clinging to the saint's thigh with a childish voice while filling his "primordial black book" with vengeance. He robbed the Dragon Han to retrieve spiritual treasures, muddied the waters in the war between the witches and liches, and pretended to be innocent on the Conferred God Platform. It was not until the demon from outside the domain attacked that he tore off his cowardly mask, controlled thousands of vines and shouted angrily: "I am Cang Qing Teng, who dares to touch me?!"

Saint: "??? Turns out the most cowardly one is the biggest guy!"

Murdered by my own father, I activated the Myriad Worlds Divine Sword System.

Scrap metal? In my hands, it can be elevated to divine quality!

A broken sword? I can restore its sword spirit with just one glance!

As for the divine sword that protects the country and is regarded as a forbidden delicacy by the emperor and is not allowed to be touched by others?

I hooked my finger in the air, and it shattered the dragon table and flew into my hand impatiently.

The emperor has gone mad and the whole country is looking for me.

Facing an army of billions, I have a forest of divine swords behind me.

I smiled calmly: "Your country's destiny is determined by my sword."

[Mortal Flow][Cultivation Family] Zhang Daoqing, a senior archaeology student, encountered a landslide while excavating a Han Dynasty prince's tomb and unexpectedly transmigrated into the body of the Zhang family's centenarian mascot, a Qi Refining stage cultivator. One hundred years old is the perfect age to make a name for himself! Watch as Zhang Daoqing, wielding the ancient treasure, the Withering and Flourishing Pearl, leads the Zhang family step by step to rise in the Tianyuan Realm. In short: The people of our Zhang family are powerful and fierce!

"You are a swordsmanship talent unlike any other! If you learn swordsmanship from me, at most ten thousand years from now, you can become an unparalleled immortal king!"

To earn extra money, Zhuang Wudao abused his position to resell old weapons from the academy. However, he encountered a mysterious, decaying sword that clung to him, impossible to shake off, break, or suppress, sending chills down his spine. Yet, every night, Zhuang Wudao dreamt of a stunningly beautiful young woman.

Lay down the jade group of immortals and burn incense in Taiyi Palace.

...

The collision and swallowing of the two universes, the critical moment of victory or defeat, Ye Jiangchuan came here.

After traveling here, he can often come to a tavern with a variety of changes.

This tavern seems to have infinite forms, sometimes it is an ancient oriental wine shop, sometimes it is a modern urban bar, and sometimes it is a future mechanical tavern...

Knights, dwarves, evil spirits, mechanical life... Ye Jiangchuan has seen many passers-by with different life forms here, until that day, he met an octogenarian leading a green cow!

Miracle cards, Chaos Dao chess.

Secret treasures, bloodlines, magical powers, adventures... When these are placed in front of him at his fingertips, Ye Jiangchuan understands that everything is different!

On a rainy night, the Taoist saint came to chase and kill him.

At the end of the fateful battle, the gods descended from the unknown, and the dusty dynasty opened up to them—

Undead skeletons are buried deep in the decaying earth, hideous evil spirits are lurking in the dark ocean, and human cultivators have established their own sects, using iron swords to fight against all the ancient things in the world.

The boy awakens here...