Reborn in the world of Journey to the West, he became a soldier of the Heavenly Court. On duty at the South Gate of Heaven. Yes, he is the security guard of the Heavenly Court.
He, Fei Peng, saved decades, oh no, hundreds of years, thousands of years, tens of thousands of years of detours. He gets the five social insurances and one housing fund from the Heavenly Court every year, but only needs to work for half a year. His life is... so comfortable.
What a pity...
"Taibai Jinxing has descended to the mortal world. It won't be long before the Great Sage Sun Wukong will go to heaven and be appointed as the Horse Keeper by the Jade Emperor."
"I have to find a way to transfer from the South Gate of Heaven."
"If I continue to be on duty at the South Gate of Heaven, even if I am not killed by Sun Wukong who makes trouble in the Heavenly Palace, according to the rules of the Heavenly Court, Sun Wukong will go to the mortal world and these heavenly soldiers will not stop him."
"He will be punished."
Protagonist: Fei Peng
[Traditional Journey to the West, Daily Divination] Li Feng transmigrated to the Journey to the West world. Unexpectedly, while seeking immortality, he was captured by demons and taken to the White Bone Cave on White Tiger Mountain. Looking at the cold and aloof White Bone Lady before him, Li Feng said: "Lady, please don't kill me! I am willing to serve you!" [A high-quality completed book is already available; feel free to jump in!]
【Urban Cultivation】【No System】【Multiple Female Protagonists】
[Qi Refining - Foundation Building - Golden Elixir - Nascent Soul - Spiritual Transformation]
One ordinary night, Li Lin was taken to a mental hospital and persecuted to the point of being disabled. Three months later, he found the right opportunity to escape, but was unfortunately hit by a female driver. He accidentally obtained the immortal cultivation inheritance and the immortal treasure, the Jidao Xianling Ding. From then on, he practiced and took revenge, and then embarked on an invincible immortal cultivation path.
A grand dream spanning millennia, what year is it tonight? Transcending the primordial chaos, Qinghong became a being born from Pangu's grand dream. She believed the future was hers to command, free to do as she pleased, but little did she know that Pangu had already foreseen it all. Nuwa creating humanity, the Three Pure Ones establishing their religion, the struggle between the witches and demons, the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors, the Investiture of the Gods, Journey to the West and the Eastern Calendar—is this real or fake? Or an act, or reality? She joined the Jie Sect, listened to the Three Pure Ones' true words, was bestowed the title of Holy Teacher of Humanity, and became the ruler of the Netherworld. All of this was not of her own volition; she only wished to enlighten Qinghong. "To live a grand dream of life, to dream of Pangu creating the world." "To witness the primordial chaos, to create the primordial world."
[A blend of fantasy, simulation, comedy, plot-driven, action-packed, and quirky—a truly gifted individual!]
The story begins with Xu Chuan choking to death while drinking water, and his soul is transported to another world.
"System, start the next simulation."
[Ding, drawing a random talent.]
[Congratulations, host, you have drawn a random white talent: "Born Mentally Retarded"]
[Congenital intellectual disability: "You were born mentally disabled; you always do all sorts of inexplicable things."]
[Life Simulation Begins]
On the first day, you looked up and gave the sky the middle finger.
Outside the simulator.
Xu Chuan's face darkened.
"Aaaaaah! This is outrageous! System, get out of my way! Don't stop me! I'm going to kill him!"
...
——
"System, start the next simulation!"
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the white talent: "Mental Illness"]
[Mental Illness: "You've felt much better since you got mental illness."]
"..."
——
Watching himself being brutally humiliated on the ground in the simulator, Xu Chuan felt like crying but had no tears left.
Xu Chuan: "System, please! Just give me a normal talent!"
"Alright, given the host's thicker-skinned personality, the system will slightly increase the drop rate of high-quality talents. This is a one-time exception."
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have drawn the purple talent: "Housewife Killer"]
[The "Young Woman Killer": "As the name suggests, you are a succubus among men; your attraction to mature young women is 100%!"]
...
Xu Chuan: "Ashiba!"
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"Attention all units! Paratrooper Xu Xiaochuan is preparing to parachute in!"
"The perplexities of cultivation and the mysteries of ascension—watch as Xu Chuan unravels them one by one, dominating the immortal realm with the help of the simulation system!"
Born in an uninspired land, Yang Yuntian embarks step by step on the world of cultivation. Surrounded by enemies, here lies deception, here are family and friends, here are enemies and rivals; this is a world of Tao. See how Yang Yuntian dominates the world with his wisdom. This book is written for mortals, with no cheats in the protagonist, no idiots in the enemies, and no infatuated women. This is a true world of cultivation!
I have a knife with which I can kill all the geniuses in the world!
A country boy, relying on an ancestral jade pendant that strengthens his physique, gradually improves his talent and embarks on the path to immortality. On the long road of life, the boy wields a sword and escapes the abyss.
Time flies like an arrow, yet fate is as unpredictable as a bow. Zhou Man's life was filled with hardship; he sought perfection but could not achieve it all. He thought he could defy fate and attain the Great Dao, becoming the emperor of Qizhou, but on the day of the Fengshan ceremony, he was besieged by a thousand sects and perished on Jade Emperor Peak. The past faded away, and in a dream, he returned… Above the Sword Pavilion, the golden bells rang again; within White Emperor City, the goddess's song still echoed. That year, in the thatched hut at the foot of the mountain, her frail mother, to prevent her from learning swordsmanship, raised a rusty woodcutter's knife and chopped off her little finger. Sixteen-year-old Zhou Man, clutching her wound, sat under the eaves, listening to the rain all night. - Reborn, how will I live? - Live however I feel most comfortable. Note: 1. (Face rolling on the keyboard)
College student Zhao Fan became a supporting character in the girls' simulations. Not only did he receive no rewards for his role, but the memories he was instilled into his already challenging daily life were crushed. For the sake of his life and his sister's, Zhao Fan refused to yield to fate. He wanted to make the girls regret their simulations for the rest of their lives. In the simulations, a displaced swordsman watched his senior brother die for hatred, his resolve now meaningless. An ambitious young woman betrayed her promise to retain a knight, her life embittered. A saint with nothing left to lose slew an evil god to save the world, her heroic legacy vanishing into thin air. Finally, freed from the simulations, Zhao Fan looked around. Wait, what does "the girl is right beside me" mean?