A classic high-level martial arts fantasy world called "Xuantian Continent." Sects abound, dynasties coexist, races vie for supremacy, and strict boundaries prevail, where the strong prey on the weak. This worldview is guided by an underlying principle of "prestige above all else," where both righteous immortals and demonic giants place immense emphasis on dignity, demeanor, and a powerful demeanor.
I became a stepping stone villain destined for death after three chapters, awakening the [Abstract Crazy Criticism System] and relying on pranks to stay alive! I started by defeating the Son of Fortune with square dance music, then used a suona to bury his portable grandfather, and finally used cheesy love talk to burn out the Merciless Heavenly Dao's CPU!
[Exclusively signed novel on Faloo Novel Network: My Martial Arts Are So Amazing They Can Actually Cultivate Themselves] Lin Fei, despite his mediocre martial arts aptitude, possesses his own martial arts system. All of his martial arts can be cultivated on their own. "Your Giant Whale Body Refining Technique reached its fourth level after observing the Moon-Long Whale Painting and gaining a comprehension of the Giant Whale's artistic conception." "Your Muscle and Bones Strengthening Technique entered a state of enlightenment after hearing the profound Buddhist text, the Diamond Sutra, for the first time." "Your Nine Shadow Sword Technique, after your first kill, was filled with excitement and grasped the secrets of the swift sword." "Your Vajra Indestructible Iron Shirt, due to not being immersed in a medicinal bath, was weakened by the [Magic Number One]."
A single hair can pierce a star, a sneeze can destroy a star field, and if you accidentally fart, the creatures of hundreds of star fields will be poisoned to death.
But don't worry, this kind of deity doesn't fart or sneeze.
Di Wuming was very bored. He had been living this kind of life for countless eons, and he wanted to find something fun to do.
To prevent himself from accidentally destroying the world, he sealed himself away: his hair, his pores, his teeth, his nails, his saliva, and his nostrils…
He had sealed almost everything that could be sealed, which made him feel that he wouldn't unintentionally destroy the world.
He couldn't get too excited, otherwise, if he raised his voice even slightly, it would be like the collapse of a mountain or a river.
Things with thought fear him, and things without thought also fear him. All rules, origins, and the Way of Heaven revolve around him.
To put it bluntly, he wasn't born from chaos; he created chaos.
Finding a Daoist partner doesn't result in a son, but in a world; the Daoist partner is called the Mother of Chaos.
He set up so many seals on himself, yet he was still the ancestral god.
Having transmigrated into the primordial world, he became Bai Ze, a powerful but weak innate deity from the Kunlun Mountains. He knew that in this primordial world, only by enduring hardship, cultivating his Dao, and developing steadily could he avoid the Great Tribulation and achieve immortality. Until one day, a young Daoist calling himself Duobao arrived at his cave dwelling…
[High-Dimensional Primordial World + Five Primordial Elements + Era of Sainthood + Unification of the Primordial World]
"I submitted a memorial to the Purple Cloud Palace, requesting that Hongjun bestow upon me the title of Dao Ancestor! Yet he refused!"
"Outrageous! Let the world run rampant! Raise an army immediately and quell the rebellion in the name of Heaven!"
Before the Purple Cloud Palace, Hongjun lightly swept his whisk: "Donghua, in the past you comprehended the Great Dao as a Golden Immortal, but now the struggle for the Dao is endless and the primordial world is collapsing. What do you intend to do?"
Donghua drew his sword, pointed it at the heavens, and his voice shook the universe: "I was once a Golden Immortal and was called the Dao Ancestor. I can also open up new territories and establish a Heavenly Court! I beg the Dao Ancestor to step down and yield the throne to a worthy successor!"
Zhen Yuanzi arrived with the illusory image of the ginseng fruit tree and said in a deep voice, "Floods have overwhelmed the heavens, ferocious beasts have devoured all the realms, and all spirits have lost their homes. Fellow Daoist, do you have any good solutions?"
"Ascend to the highest peak and hold the morning bell; lift the heavens with one hand and strike the evening drum!" Donghua shattered the chaotic energy, "First annihilate the chaos and calm the waves, then slaughter the evil gods and establish the heavenly laws—this is my way!"
Because of the oppression of his vampire adoptive parents, Chu Mo had no choice but to owe the beautiful and domineering Fairy Yu Lianxin a lot of spirit stones, and was asked to pay off the debt with his body;
The sixth princess of the royal family also had a secret crush on him;
The sick fiancée forced marriage;
The demon princess wants to have children with him;
Chu Mo, who was deeply trapped in the peach blossom sin, gave them an opportunity to take advantage of!
Beneath the endless firmament of the cultivation world, the gears of fate suddenly shift. The ordinary man Di Tian is unexpectedly reborn, transforming into a mighty and imposing tiger demon. The moment he opens his eyes, he activates a heaven-defying "Many Descendants, Great Fortune" system, and from then on, his destiny takes a completely new course.
With every descendant he sires, Di Tian’s strength skyrockets like a rocket. In pursuit of greater power, this continent gains an invincible tiger demon that strikes terror into all who hear his name. The intoxicating gaze of the fox demons loses all effect upon him; even the fiery and domineering temperament of the dragon girls can only be subdued under his overwhelming tiger’s might. Saintesses of sects, princesses of ancient kingdoms, heiresses of noble families…
None can escape his grasp.
Wang Shen swatted a mosquito and died suddenly.
He then traveled through the prehistoric world and became the first mosquito in the universe.
He became one of the five most dangerous insects in the prehistoric world: the Blood-Winged Black Mosquito, also known as the Mosquito Taoist.
Facing a fate that would see him first hunted by the Styx and reduced to a homeless dog, then captured and held captive by Zhunti, and finally led to be suppressed beneath the Leiyin Temple, his mind obliterated by Buddhist chants, becoming a puppet of the Western Cult, Wang Shen decided that staying in the West was a good idea!
But just as he was about to flee beyond the boundaries, never to return, a black cloud drifting into the sea of blood caught his attention... "Rāhu's remnant soul? Chicken flavor, crunchy." ... Devouring Rāhu's remnant soul, he inherited the magic path's luck and obtained its greatest treasure.
... Feeling the three layers of blood sea luck surging through him, he glanced at the God-Slaying Spear in his hand and the twelfth-grade World-Destroying Black Lotus at his feet.
Contemplating the allure of the blood sea's immortality, Wang Shen suddenly...
Traveling through the world of immortals and heroes where demons are everywhere, Li Mu really just wanted to survive at first, but the little fox he accidentally saved suddenly spoke out and said that he wanted to promise him with his body. . . . . .
It is a story about a modern youth who travels through the world of immortals and heroes, slays demons and demons, and supports justice.
Ruan Li was reincarnated as the second generation of the famous cultivation of Penglai Xianzong. Both her parents are sword geniuses, but she has very poor qualifications. She has been rolling inward for more than ten years but has not been able to make a name for herself.
One day, a weak and lonely girl came to the sect. She was considerate and talented. She could pick up treasures casually. The always cold senior brother made exceptions for her many times. The unruly junior brother spoke softly to her, and the cold and strict master also loved her very much.
At the same time, Ruan Li was cursed and frustrated frequently. She was the one who caused the girl to be injured, and she stole the treasure. Countless black pots and scoldings attacked her. When she died in the Demon Realm, she saw the backs of her senior brothers and junior brothers running towards the girl.
Ruan Li, who remembered all this after rebirth: "..."
If you don't run now, when will you run? A little junior sister
came to Cangming Sect. She is beautiful and cute, but she just likes to slack off.
When the elders came to collect the homework, Ruan Li handed over 30,000 spirit stones, "This is just a token of my disciple's kindness, not a token of respect."
Her senior brother asked her to form a team for a competition, and Ruan Li took out an ancient magic sword, "The prize for the competition is not as valuable as this sword, so I'll give it to you, senior brother."
The head of the sect scolded her, "If you are so lame, can spirit stones save your life in the future?"
The disciples said in unison, "If spirit stones can't, we can!"
There was nothing they could do, because the junior sister was really rich.
At first, Ruan Li's departure did not cause any sensation in her original sect, but later, when they saw the girl surrounded by the crowd break the formation with one sword and become the leader of the Immortal Alliance, they realized that they seemed to have never known Ruan Li at all.