[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]

The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.

The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.

"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."

"So you'll be called Lin Yi."

One... utter nonsense!

No, I have to complain!

Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!

I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!

Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...

Transmigrated Ye Ning acquires a cheat-like ability: he can become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Thus, he begins a reckless and dangerous path. However, he soon discovers this world is poisonous. The Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty declares, "Meeting Ye Ning is the beginning of my demise; if he dies, I will not live on alone." A Celestial Lord from the Upper Realm says, "Most people in this world are indifferent, but only Lord Ye has never rejected me, so I will protect him with my life." Billions of humans think, "Everyone in this world needs..."</p>

(Another world, a magical continent, elves, dwarves, magic)

It was an ordinary day, an ordinary game, but everything changed after he clicked on the reward for the hidden achievement in the game.

He actually traveled into the game world and unlocked a hidden class.

......

[Hidden Class: Male Succubus]

......

What's going on with this missing system sound?

Never mind, acquiring magic power is the priority.

........

What's going on? These system owners are actually hunting me down...

(All the main characters have illustrations~~)

The original description was: A martial arts master banished to heaven, a genius at living off women.

Now it's changed to—I, Kuaishou Xiaoma, defeated a second-generation immortal surnamed Wang with my own iron fists, and was able to be born into this world with dignity.

[Time Travel][Golden Finger][Multiple Female Leads][Not Suitable for Readers Under 18]

In the world of Cangyun, cultivating immortality is paramount.

The tragic deliveryman Yao Delong is transported to another world after a car accident. He starts out as a complete waste (2) whose spiritual affinity is even worse than that of a spirit pet (5)!

At the age of seven, she survived by writing storybooks and was taken in by Leng Yuekui, a beautiful and talented female cultivator from the Yin-Yang Sect.

Was his talent too poor? She took him on as a disciple out of kindness and protected him for eighty years.

Eighty years have passed, and the genius master Leng Yuekui has become the master of Luoxia Peak, with unparalleled beauty that shakes even the mortals!

The elderly Yao Delong is still stuck at the eighth level of Qi Condensation, and his lifespan is about to end.

With his master about to go into seclusion, he felt guilty: "Disciple, is there any unfulfilled wish (regret)?"

Looking at Master's peerless beauty that could eclipse the stars,

Having been a virgin twice, Lao Yao steeled his heart: "Master, I want to... be a real man for once!"

The female peak master was about to angrily rebuke him for his audacity,

Thinking of how he had forcibly dragged the other person up the mountain, severing his mundane family happiness... in the end, a sigh melted the frost.

[Ding! System activation successful!]

[No System][Transformation Novel][Single][Female Version of A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality] After Su Chun died from overworking, she transmigrated to the Tiannan Continent, becoming the herb-gathering girl Su Chun. One day, while gathering herbs in the mountains, she was attacked by wild beasts. To escape, she accidentally fell into a cave and encountered the skeleton of a cultivator. Surprisingly, a remnant soul remained on the skeleton, attempting to possess Su Chun and resurrect. However, because Su Chun had lived two lives and possessed naturally strong soul power, she managed to defeat the cultivator's remnant soul after a struggle, seizing the cultivator's body and gaining his memories and everything from his previous life. Then, Su Chun, assuming the soul's identity, infiltrated the sect where the cultivator belonged and embarked on the path of cultivation.

(Rating just released by the guild leader) [Family cultivation + raising children + infrastructure building + genius baby + pretending to be weak while actually being strong + all male characters are virgins + satisfying read]

Jiang Yining transmigrates into a fallen cultivation family, where only the elderly, weak, sick, and disabled remain, and the family is about to be wiped out by their enemies.

The Myriad Spirits Tree awakens at crucial moments. By obtaining the blood or hair of its owner, it can conceive offspring that inherit the owner's top-tier talents.

In order to revitalize the Jiang family, Jiang Yining began searching for powerful figures in the cultivation world.

The master of swordsmanship, born with a sword-like spirit? I'll take him!

The supreme ruler of the demon realm, the chaotic demonic body, who commands all demons—I want it!

Imperial tutor of the dynasty, her fiancé's younger brother? Dare to try and trick her? Let's see who schemes against whom!

The Master of Tianji Pavilion, a blind, banished immortal? So pitiful, he must be kept alive!

Human War God, Rough-looking General, Lord of the Ghost Realm, Aloof and Immortal Healer, Arrogant Young Boy, and God of the Upper Realm.

No need to be picky... they're all top-quality.

A century later, when the enemy gathered a large army to attack, they found that at the gate of the Jiang family, there were more than a dozen young masters in the Mahayana stage, and behind them stood various supreme fathers, who were fighting fiercely over "who is the biological father of the child".

Jiang Yining calmly sipped her tea: "Stop arguing. The child is a gift from the immortals, not yours."

Lin Ye transmigrated to the world of cultivation, only wanting to live a life of quiet desperation until the end of time.

However, it unexpectedly became bound to a rusty bronze compass that could simulate the future, but each calculation consumed its lifespan and the result was filled with eerie and distorted whispers.

Others cultivate immortality through talent, but he cultivates immortality through "saving and loading saves".

While his fellow disciples were fighting in the secret realm, he hid in a corner and frantically simulated ways to die: "Being bewitched by a fairy? Dying from stepping on a poisonous mushroom? Even a sneeze could trigger an avalanche?"

Having barely avoided all the death flags, he turned around and discovered that the old man sweeping the floor of the library was a hidden boss, the junk he picked up was an ancient artifact, and even the passerby he casually saved was a future demon lord.

Even more terrifying, the emulator suddenly popped up a blood-red warning: [Warning: The world is being eroded by an "unspeakable" entity. Doomsday countdown:...]

[Dark] [Lone wolf cultivation] [No female lead] [Refreshing read] [Ruthless] [Cold-blooded] [Cruel]

The world is as beautiful as it is ugly.

The Star Realm is teeming with monsters, a brutal reality where the strong prey on the weak. One moment you're riding high, the next you're nothing but bones.

My new work is out! Welcome to read my work on Tomato Novels. I hope you will enjoy it. Your support is my motivation for writing, and I will strive to tell every story well!

[Eternal Life + Sect Building + Behind-the-Scenes Planning + No Female Lead]

Other sects rely on geniuses, my sect relies on "collecting corpses".

The protagonist, Mo Yuan, is bound to an immortality system at the start, becoming the most unlucky corpse collector in the cultivation world. However, he discovers that burying powerful individuals not only allows him to acquire their life's work but also transforms it into the foundation of his sect.

Therefore, on the surface, he ran a funeral business and lived a life of peace; in secret, he buried the Demon Lord, reaped the Immortal Emperor, and transformed the Daoist essence of ancient powerhouses into a secret realm for his disciples' trials.

He secretly invested in the Chosen Ones, manipulated dynastic changes, and transformed the Hall of Rebirth into a transcendent force that transcends eras.

When the war between immortals and demons broke out, and the Heavenly Dao cleansed all forces, all forces fell into despair. Mo Yuan stepped out from behind the scenes, with the tombstones of countless giants of the era behind him.

"I have no intention of dominating, only of overseeing the deceased."

"But if Heaven is unjust, I don't mind... changing the world for the sake of all living beings!"