[Master's Soul Transmigration + Apprentice Recruitment System + Nonsensical Comedy + Sketch Style]
The world's foremost Crimson Lotus Immortal Venerable perished, and was reborn ten thousand years in the past.
The "Disciple," the Saint Master's吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary) system that awakened in the previous life, is bound to the soul, but it is still charging up after the transmigration and has not yet been activated.
"My son is very handsome and talented; I hope he will have a smooth and successful future..."
"So you'll be called Lin Yi."
One... utter nonsense!
No, I have to complain!
Disciple, wake up! I can't help but complain!
I want to take on disciples! I want to vent! I want to reclaim my immortal status!
Apprentice: Wait a minute, the spacetime turbulence has caused some minor bugs in the system... You can't complain anymore, you have to praise it...
In the year 3230 of the lunar calendar, a great catastrophe occurred, causing humanity to fall from its position as the world's dominant power, and China became humanity's last refuge.
In 3255, Marquis Wu, Lu Zhao, was under investigation.
"Logically speaking, a superhuman of your level has no right to investigate me."
Transmigrated Ye Ning acquires a cheat-like ability: he can become the Heavenly Emperor after death. Thus, he begins a reckless and dangerous path. However, he soon discovers this world is poisonous. The Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty declares, "Meeting Ye Ning is the beginning of my demise; if he dies, I will not live on alone." A Celestial Lord from the Upper Realm says, "Most people in this world are indifferent, but only Lord Ye has never rejected me, so I will protect him with my life." Billions of humans think, "Everyone in this world needs..."</p>
[Interstellar + Healing Team + Beloved Member + Lucky Charm + Orcs + Family Bonds]
Fufu was abandoned by her uncle and became an unwanted child, but it didn't matter, she found her uncle again!
The uncle was a bit strange, though. To be honest, Fufu couldn't understand what he was saying, and there was a long tail standing behind her.
"You are a robot, you need to replenish your energy, you can't just eat nutrient solution."
Uncle is saying strange things again, but it's okay, Fufu likes Uncle!
I heard that a home needs a pet to make it a warm and cozy place, so Fufu picked up another cat. But this cat was different from what she had imagined. It could not only talk, but also change size.
Fufu worked hard again and found many animals. The mermaid who came out of the water turned into a beautiful older sister, and the little snake that could automatically change color turned into a handsome aunt in the blink of an eye! Even the cat turned into a big brother!
"Uncle, there are so many people in our family now! Are you happy?"
Coente gritted his teeth as he looked at the room full of orcs fighting him for the cubs.
"I'm so happy, I'm absolutely thrilled!"
Before even finishing a page, Ye Mu couldn't help but close his childhood diary. "What kind of cringeworthy diary is this?" "So embarrassing!" "Is this company doomed?" [Ding! God-level Diary System activated!] [Automatically purchases global trending recommendations for the host's diary!] [Over ten million global likes, unlocking new features!] [Congratulations to the host for 100% event reconstruction, reward: Primordial Great Luo Sacred Axe!] Influenced by the Primordial Great Luo Sacred Axe, the two worlds are no longer parallel, and numerous unknown interference phenomena appear. A diary has been discovered on the Yin Ruins stone wall, causing a global sensation! ... Ye Mu was shocked. His cringeworthy diary had actually come true!
An accident sends Zhang Ping'an back to the early days of the People's Republic of China, where he becomes Jia Zhangshi, the half-brother of Zhang Xiaohua. The siblings are 21 years apart in age. Old Jia is rescued at the beginning, and He Daqing does not go far to Baocheng. Will Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady still be able to control everything in the courtyard?
I want to go find my sister, but Her Majesty the Queen is too controlling. What should I do? There's no other way but to run away. But... why are all the people around me girls?
[Farming + Interstellar Live Streaming + Boss Transmigrates into a Book + Pampered Darling + Satisfying Read]
Jin Yi transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious female supporting character who ruined the relationship between the male and female leads. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself as a down-on-her-luck star lord facing imprisonment for failing to pay ten billion in taxes, and also a mother of a newborn child. As a professor of agronomy in a post-apocalyptic world, Jin Yi had no choice but to return to her old profession: farming and raising her child. Unbeknownst to her, various powerful figures were vying to sell her to them! Boss A: Do you still have any big, round pearl rice? I'll offer 100,000 Dragon Coins! Boss B: I want big, round, black grapes! Don't force me to kneel down and beg you! Boss C: Please, sell me some more water chestnut tomatoes, and I'll come and be your lackey!! Lu Heng was born into nobility, revered by thousands, yet betrayed and stranded on a desolate planet. He seemed cold and indifferent, but in reality, he was obsessive and insane. She had his child, yet he wanted her dead every day. But then, why couldn't he bear to part with her?
[Fictional interstellar setting + arranged marriage to love + sweet romance + a female lead who grows and matures + a devoted male lead + superpowers + both leads are virgins]
A powerful interstellar supreme commander versus a pure human girl with perfect genetic compatibility with him.
In the year 5025 of the Star Calendar, all pure humans in the interstellar space disappeared, and almost all women lost the ability to conceive naturally.
Pei Sili is the most powerful war god in the entire interstellar space and the supreme commander of the Federal Empire. He grew up in the Federal Military Academy, and although he has a handsome and sharp appearance, he is cold, arrogant, and ruthless.
Now 25 years old, his susceptibility to illness has been increasing recently, and his mental outbursts have become almost uncontrollable. The federal government has had to begin searching the entire intergalactic world for the best genetically matched candidate to suppress his mental outbursts.
The good news is that after a long and arduous search, a woman named Qiao Keran was finally found on the distant planet Terra. Her genetic match with him was an unprecedented 100%.
Qiao Keran is a delicate woman living on the planet Terra. Her background seems very ordinary, but in fact it is full of mystery. Everything about her is different from ordinary people.
When the mystery was unveiled, it turned out she was a pure-blooded human with perfect fertility, from a noble family two thousand years ago. She was sent to a world two thousand years in the future, burdened with a mission, far from her homeland.
At first, Pei Sili was kind to her only because she was his wife. Later, Pei Sili was kind to her only because he loved her.
Like a place where his soul could find rest, she was his only weakness.
The world has changed. A group of alien monsters suddenly appeared on Earth. Everyone thought the end of the world had come. But when Bai Jiujiu picked up a small iron hammer and smashed a mutated rat to death, she found that she had leveled up.
From then on... he picked up the hammer and embarked on a one-way road to upgrading.