This is a silly story! A silly story! I'll say it three times because it's important: it's a silly story!
[Genshin Impact fanfiction + crossover anime and TV series + comedy + slow-paced transmigration + retired Emperor character + CP: Young Master]
[Contains some degree of OOC (Out of Character)][Not for serious readers]
Savoring the most expensive tea, listening to the most fashionable music, and playing with the most prized thrushes—this is Zhongli's ideal retirement life.
Unfortunately, the generous CEO who supported this wonderful life suddenly disappeared.
This human-shaped wallet, who always liked to touch Zhong Li inappropriately and stick to his side calling him "sir," accidentally fell into a crack outside the world.
Furthermore, he plays the role of a supervillain in different worlds...
D'Artagnan forgot everything—his name, his identity, his mission.
He even forgot the most important thing—paying Zhongli's bill.
The only way to save the young master who is hopelessly addicted to darkness is to beat him awake!
With things having come to this, Zhongli could only put down his hot tea, close his eyes, and sigh.
Interruption of retirement.
The strongest warrior of Teyvat has donned his armor once more and embarked on a journey to find a wallet in another world.
With rock spears on his left and a celestial star in his right, Zhongli finally found Dadalia after going through countless hardships and beat him awake.
Before the clear-eyed young master could even rejoice for a few seconds over Zhongli's world-traveling experience, he frowned: "Sir, what are all those people around you vying to pay for you? Aren't I your only wallet?"
Travel the world
HP Nezha Super Heroic Name Conan Curse Back to the Wild Iron Collapse...
[Haikyuu! + Childhood Sweetheart + Kageyama Tobio + Redemption + Growth + Rivals + Aoba Josai] On the court, he's the solitary king, Kageyama Tobio. Off the court, he has a silent guardian, Chiba Yuuki, who warms his lonely youth. An accident transports the spirit of basketball prodigy Yuuki back to Kageyama's life, becoming the only light in his life! He accompanies him in training, sharing his joys and sorrows, but at a fork in the road, fate leads him to choose a different path—Aoba Josai! Will you grow up alone, or join forces to conquer the world in this age of monsters?
The little rabid dog's roar awakened the sleeping genius!
Ikawa's flash of inspiration created the glory of Qingcheng!
Qingcheng's spear, Qingcheng's shield, Qingcheng's brain!
From Qingcheng, Chiba Yuki!
[Main text all members CB, extra if line CP~]
After enduring serveral difficulties with its host, No. 2333 was finally given the opportunity to live a peaceful and happy life.
The twenty-four filial host was whispering softly in the ear of the mechanical cat ball, who was lying in the cathouse.
“San San, isn’t the mall’s 12% discount too low? Maybe it should be 15% off?”
“San San, what is your mission target for this month? I’ll make it twice as big. No way, I will triple it.”
No. 2333: “Wow!”
His host is fantastic! He is extremely fortunate to have such a wonderful host.
The happiness, however, did not last long, and the No. 2333 was shocked by the bad news – The main system has collapsed! An Infinite space was collapsing!
Among the shattering space debris, No. 2333 could have walked away, but he hesitated again and again, and finally gritting his teeth and he turned around to retrieve his host.
“Fear not! Shout out for Daddy, I’ll save you, Host!”
Ji Yiwei initially assumed that No. 2333 would simply leave him behind, but when he noticed the mechanical cat ball speeding up and flying back towards him, he changed his mind. He burst out laughing and hid his hand behind his back. Now that his little cat ball has voluntarily returned to him, he would never let San San go again.
What No. 2333 didn’t know was, on the hidden hand of his host was- the head of the main system.
This is moved from Green River next door. This article is BL, which means the protagonists are two men, and they are in love. Straight men are not allowed to read it!!!
Ze Yi traveled through time and space and became an experimental subject in the Pokémon world, with a human appearance and genetic fragments of the Zoroark clan mixed in his genes.
With the power of phantom and the ability to understand Pokémon language, can the uninvited guest carrying the original Pokémon Zoroark climb the road to victory?
But this plot doesn't seem right?
How did I meet the future Kanto Flying King and Chengdu Champion Ferry, who was still traveling, at Kuye Department Store?
No, how come Xiaozhi is traveling during this period? And he even got the Ho-Oh Tail Feather?
Zeyi: ...? Is this the real Pokémon world?
Then someone embarked on the path of no return as an investigator.
Kanto Line: Decisive Battle at the Forbidden City (crossed out) Quartz Summit!
Padilla Line: Back home, the masked vigilante asked me to be his boss. We are not from the same hometown, how dare you expose my identity?!
Hezhong Line: Hezhong is a big stage, come if you have a dream!
Parallel Lines: I hit myself? Zundu fake du?
Champion Line: Don't miss it if you pass by, who will be the champion of the Kanto region?
Eight Masters Line: Whose main force doesn't have a Mega?! It's over, it seems I'm the only one left (Why doesn't Zoroark have a Mega!!!)
Note: This is my personal setting, OOC, and the author is relatively new, so please be gentle if you have any complaints (hold your head and squat to prevent it)
CP Ferry
Shi Qing's mission is to protect.
When he traveled to various small worlds, excitedly preparing to beat up the villains, he discovered that he himself was the biggest villain.
—A king who loves to invade other planets
—A gloomy, arrogant movie star
—A lustful playboy
—A school bully who tyrannically humiliates his classmates
—Thus, all sorts of men who looked down on Shi Qing were surprised to discover this.
What appeared to be a mechanical royal family of planetary invaders turned out to be just a baby tens of thousands of years old.
The seemingly gloomy and arrogant movie star secretly helps aspiring actresses who don't want to be subjected to unspoken rules.
On the surface, he appears to be a lustful playboy, but he's actually a pure virgin.
The school bully, who terrorized and humiliated the other boy, bullied him because he had a crush on him.
…in the end
The whole world: He's a good person!!!
So refreshing!
The order in which things appear in the world is not necessarily the same as the order in which copywriting is written.
Content Tags: System, Quick Transmigration, Satisfying Read, Revenge, Abusing Scum
Wei Cheng dressed up as the second child of the Wei family, with a dull and dull personality.
The original owner’s family lived outside the county seat, while the original owner lived alone in the countryside and helped the family farm. His family eats spicy food, and he eats rice with bran.
The original owner was twenty years old and didn’t say he was married. His eldest brother married a daughter-in-law and gave birth to a son.
It was hard for the family to remember his marriage, but after the original owner got married, it was hard for him to continue living in the country, which would cause gossip, and later his family simply separated him.
Divorce before marrying a wife.
When arranging a blind date at home, I met a woman who hated him and was full of dislike for the original owner.
The original owner also liked a girl in the village, and was disgusted and abused in the same way, and his family also disliked his poor and shabby clothes.
After the separation, they also divided into a dilapidated house that no one lived in for a few years, and the original owner left after thinking about it.
Wei Cheng traveled to ancient times by car accident and started his new life, marrying brothers and daughters-in-law, doing business, from being looked down upon by poor relatives, to getting rich later, step by step towards a wealthy family.
Weicheng traveled to a prosperous and powerful country. It was a dilapidated family outside the suburbs of Nanshan County. After the separation, they went from doing business to being a peddler and wholesaler.
Time Traveling Gong V Gentle and Capable Brother Shou
His family is poor.
Sit and wait for a slap in the face.
Content tags: childbirth commoner life farming text face slap
Search keywords: Protagonist: Wei Cheng, Zhou Yuan ┃ Supporting role: ┃ Others:
[1v1 Sweet Romance + Transmigration + E-sports] Chi Yu transmigrated into a novel, becoming a cannon fodder character in a clichéd and illogical e-sports story, three months ahead of the original plot. He thought he could live peacefully like this until the original owner's boyfriend made a high-profile return to the country, triggering the original plot. To survive, Chi Yu had to keep a low profile, but the original owner's boyfriend still managed to find fault with him, accusing him of not being the real Chi Yu. Chi Yu: I'm doomed… The X-team headquarters captain, Yu Chen, suddenly made a high-profile return to the country, and netizens speculated about the reason for XX's return. He, however, singled out a like for (returning home to pursue love) and replied below: "Indeed, I have someone I like, and I'm pursuing her." Netizens were in an uproar. Soon, everyone discovered that the aloof and abstinent captain was constantly flirting with the rising e-sports star! One day, he forcefully pinned Chi Yu against the wall, coaxing him in a low voice: "Little boy, you're so easily swayed, what if I really want to take advantage of you?" Main characters: Yu Chen, Chi Yu
[Dual male leads + Infinite flow + Thrilling story + Two strong leads + 1v1]
[A carefree, seemingly gentle but actually twisted fortune teller (bottom) × A possessive, seemingly twisted but actually gentle dungeon NPC (top)]
[The Blind Man and the Snake]
Once inside the Infinite Game, while others were still confused and unsure how to proceed, Chu Yun had already drawn his Tarot cards.
The rules for the copy? It's just a matter of one card.
While others fled in panic, Chu Yun strolled leisurely, avoiding all the fierce ghosts and monsters.
Are the rules employing a "choose the wrong thing and you're doomed" approach?
Chu Yun drew a card and the answer was immediately revealed on the card; there was no need to guess!
He did whatever the cards told him to do.
I was just about to draw a card.
Huh? Where did the Lovers card go?
The man emerged from the shadows, cornering him against the wall, toying with the card between his fingers, a playful smile on his face.
"Do whatever the cards tell you to do?"
The man then leaned down and whispered, "What if... the cards make you love me?"
"Believe in yourself..."
This is a story about a blind man who uses tarot cards as a cane and the divine NPCs who roam various dungeons.
[The physical book "Meeting You" is now available on all platforms!] [Dual male leads + Infinite Flow novel + Love-hate relationship + Boss top + Madman bottom + Strong and Clean 1V1]
Three years ago, "Stairway to Heaven" suddenly appeared, pulling batches of people into an escape game, forcing them to live stream, and subjecting them to the arbitrary manipulation of the audience and overwhelming criticism.
Yu Qing had long, soft hair, an innocent appearance, and big, watery eyes that blinked as he obediently nodded to the old woman who was grinning maliciously at him as she tried to lure him into the house: "Okay."
Viewer: […Brainless! The streamer is about to be poisoned to death by the old hag.]
The number of viewers plummeted, and then—*pfft*
Yu Qing pressed the old woman's head into the plate and asked with a smile, "Does everyone want to see a ghost do a mukbang?"
audience:【???】
Yu Qing: "I'm doing this for everyone's benefit, broadcasting something different."
audience:【!!!】
From then on, things started to get strange.
System: [Streamer Yu Qing has violated the rules by killing an NPC; her health has reached zero!]
Viewers are showering players with life points as a reward.
My wife did nothing wrong; there must be something wrong with the rules!
The system wants him to die at midnight, but I'll grant him eternal life!
Other streamers: "Our viewers aren't like that!"
Then, Yu Qing survived effortlessly, her streamer points increased, and her gameplay became increasingly audacious, but...
Why do viewers want to see: "Baby, hug the BOSS and kiss him until he's stunned?"
"Jujutsu Kaisen + Original Male Protagonist + Indigenous People"
"Double male protagonists + heartthrob + beautiful, strong and miserable + CP Sukuna + many one-way arrows"
"Even if you haven't seen Curse Return, you can still watch it. It's basically an original drama."
Love is the most twisted curse in the world
During the Heian period, cursed spirits were rampant and the living environment of ordinary humans was exploited. It was not until the emergence of sorcerers that people saw hope.
The sorcerer also became the most honorable identity in the Heian period. They possessed extremely destructive spell power and the supreme power of this period.
Hanauchi Yukiori was born in this chaotic era.
As a child born into a lowly family, he should have lived an ordinary life, or been caught up in the fight between cursed spirits and sorcerers and died.
However, because of her face that should not exist in this world, Hanauchi Yukiori was involved in a bigger conspiracy and fight.
He became the target of this torrent. The sorcerer who was madly obsessed with his beauty imprisoned him in a place without light in the name of love. Even so, Hanauchi Yukiori did not resent anyone, but he died that winter.