This is the story of a Kantas couple’s successful efforts to lay (steal) eggs:

“… You stole it?” Black’s expression tensed as he cautiously lowered his body, using his wings to conceal the nest more tightly.

“I didn’t steal–” Listening to Black’s question, White’s expression became prouder. He stuffed the large white egg beneath his butt as he replied excitedly, “I laid it!”

Boom– Black seemed to have heard the sound of a string known as rationality snapping in his head.

He finally knew what was more infuriating than a husband leaving home for half a year only to come back with a wife three months pregnant. Which was–

A wife leaving home for a few days to find out that his husband had laid an egg!

The story’s protagonist → Meng Jiuzhao (crying) : I am that egg.

Shi Qingyang, a commoner, had climbed up to be one of two strongest Rank 9 rad-energy fighters in whole country. However, he had focused too much on training strength when he was younger and dangerous flaws were hidden inside his body. Eventually, those he trusted betrayed him after a decisive battle. Then, his body collapsed and he turned into a waste, abandoned by fair-weather friends and loved ones.

After his death, Shi Qingyang opened his eyes again. He had returned to the year when his parents died. He vowed that he would never make the same mistakes again and he would never lightly forgive those who had harmed him. But now, his first and foremost task was to fill up his belly.

As for where to find food… In the past, he had refused the help of others because of his so-called pride. This time, he needed to hold on to the Cheng family gentleman who was a waste! At least, he wouldn’t be hungry like he had been in his previous life!

Obtaining food, exercise equipment, opportunities to become stronger, and finally, even a wife

[In the early stage of development, the protagonist is mermaid, CP Gin, the red and black sides are temporarily uncertain, there will be rescue, and ooc will definitely happen]

Carlo, the leader of the mermaid tribe, finished his patrol mission and encountered a deep-sea whirlpool on his way back to the tribe. He was hit in the face by an oncoming jellyfish and they both rolled into the whirlpool.

Carlo followed the whirlpool and drifted with the current, and finally turned into a silver fish and fell into the wine glass of a silver-haired man. The jellyfish that tricked him told him that he had come to a world called Detective Conan, and to go home he had to complete tasks and earn points, but the prerequisite was that he needed to find someone to adopt him.

But when he was raised by a silver-haired man and turned back into a mermaid, Carlo not only had a fight with this man, but also had a piece of his body cut off by this man.

The precious fish scales and pearls, the language barrier and the constant threats from this human made Carlo angry.

Aziz: Language Proficiency Encyclopedia, giving you discounts, 10,000 points, and credit support!

Carlo said that he would never buy on credit if he didn’t have money, but the final result was that it was really delicious!

......

After completely integrating into the human world, Carlo began a crazy point-earning mode.

Conan: The murderer could be anyone, but it couldn't be Brother Carol!

Haibara: This person is so simple and scary in some ways.

Akai: Is this guy's fighting ability serious?

Amuro: Carlo is a very reliable partner!

Gin: I raised him too!

Carlo said that it was really nice to earn points with the cursed child every day, but that group of people was really dangerous. He had to complete the task quickly because he wanted to return to the sea!

A morally ambiguous, violent, and ruthless gong (top) x a born bad seed who chooses to be virtuous shou (bottom)

Shen Ru is an unlucky guy who gets caught up in an infinite game.

When a frail, delicate boy, whose entire being seemed broken, stumbles into the audience's view...

Audience member 1: "I've accidentally stumbled into a beauty pageant???"

Audience member 2: "The fact that he's still alive today is a testament to the disrespect this game has shown me!"

Everyone eagerly awaited news of this handsome young man's death.

Unexpectedly—

The glass doll, who wasn't initially favored, absolutely loves this place.

Shen Ru: You can just kill someone you don't like? Is there really such a good thing? ???

*

Everyone who met Shen Ru for the first time thought he was a pretty good-for-nothing, good for nothing but being good-looking.

Until those outspoken individuals were skinned alive and their eyes gouged out, their gruesome deaths unfolding on the live stream—

The beautiful young man transformed into a ruthless dragon of slaughter, and only then did everyone realize...

Damn it...

This is a carnivorous flower!!!

*

Shen Ru is a selfish and wicked person.

Lacking empathy and a sense of morality, he repeatedly encounters the same man causing him trouble in the dungeon.

Shen Ru: That damned perverted stalker, I'm going to kill him!

A pervert: I'll give you two choices: either become my dog ​​or die.

Dear viewers: Just a quick question, when are you two finally going to kiss?

They're all villains!!!

Double clean!

When Gojo Satoru and Natsume Yuuki first met Natsume Takashi, they only thought he was a very well-behaved child. But later they discovered that he possessed qualities that sorcerers simply did not have—gentleness and resilience.

Warning: Babies, there will be homophones in the text.

(Slightly pampered, with ambiguous undertones. There's some foreshadowing in the main story, but no romantic subplot. It's still the usual "warm and rambling" style. I like abstract writing and I'm a huge fan of Natsume Takashi. If you encounter anything in the story that feels off, don't blame the author. If you like it, keep reading; if you don't, just leave. Thank you, readers. Please avoid this story if you're a fan.)

Some content in the text wasn't included, so I had to revise it to make it passable, haha, I did it several times. However, it's unrelated to the main plot or anything like that. If you find any parts boring, just skip them; it won't affect your reading experience.

Also, I used too much wording earlier, making it seem verbose. Please bear with me, everyone. I'm very busy with work; I'll revise everything when I have time.

If you think Natsume is out of character (OOC), please let me know. Discussion is welcome.

Updated every night at 9 PM. Lin Zhi died in a man-made disaster and was bound to something calling itself a Redemption System after death. System: Dear! Detected that you had a large amount of good deeds and merits in your previous life. As long as you redeem the target of the mission, you can be reborn! In the first world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the vain male wife of a domineering CEO who was unable to walk properly. System: Warm him, heal him, and help him stand up again. Lin Zhi: Okay. The system watched the CEO, who was indignant about not being able to keep up with his suspected cheating wife while pushing his wheelchair, and became enraged and started rehabilitation exercises, and fell into deep thought. In the second world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the classmate of a pedantic academic genius who was unwilling to speak due to psychological reasons. System: Guide him, soothe him, and help him speak again. Lin Zhi: No problem. The system watched the academic genius, who was choked up for a moment, as he spoke out of anger because he couldn't win an argument with sign language and because he couldn't assert his dominance with sign language. In the third world, Lin Zhi transmigrated into the demon pet of a powerful eunuch who was thought to be a castrated man because of his frigidity. System: Let him feel the beauty of life... frigidity is not mandatory. Lin Zhi: I'm very professional. The system stared blankly at the powerful eunuch, who was brimming with life because his demonic pet needed to be replaced. System: Where did you get all your merits? Waaaaah! Lin Zhi smiled and comforted it: Baby, after all, I'm a capitalist who loves doing charity. *Obsessive, gloomy, and sickly gong x seductive, man-eating flower, miraculous healer shou* [Highlight] The shou is not silly, very high-energy, pay attention to the character settings and attributes, see Chapter 1 for details *Sliced/1v1/Alternative sweet------- Pre-order "Mission Object is Not Human [Quick Transmigration]" Lin Xing was bound to a strange feeding system and resurrected. System: Your mission is to feed the non-human protagonist who is maliciously targeted by the world, so that they can live. [Feeding the white wolf omega] In the first life, the protagonist was a white wolf abandoned in the arena, who should have died on the street, wounded and becoming food for wild dogs. System worried: Host, you must be careful. Although the protagonist is in a terrible state, he has lost his mind and is still very aggressive. Long afterward, the system stood in the fog, unable to even distinguish whether the protagonist was a wolf or a dog. The proud white wolf bowed its head, offering its fervent loyalty in a gesture of utter disrespect. "Master, please allow me to mark you." System: Single 6 [The Genius Furnace for Feeding a Black Cat] In the second life, the protagonist is a black cat who, due to injury, has been reborn as a child. He should have had his demon core removed and been beheaded. System Reminder: Host, be careful. Although the protagonist is weak in this state, he is incredibly cunning and may ambush you at any time. Long afterward, the system stood on the first floor, watching the cunning protagonist perform a cat's act of gratitude. The suspicious black cat offered its lifeline, sacrificing itself with an irresistible force. "Am I your best vessel, Master?" System: Yes 6 The protagonist, modified and fused with snake genes, the betrayed guardian phoenix, the mermaid bearing the curse of immortality… Lin Xing casually stroked them, gently saying: They are all adorable. The system urgently needed a crash course, only to discover that its host was a transmigrator from ancient times, the former number one beast tamer—a perfect match! —Beasts possess an innate loyalty, and a beast tamer's instinct is to awaken this instinct. *A composed young master (shou) x various pitiful little darlings repaying their kindness (gong)

Save this column by Fishbone~ [Copywriting] In the year 23333 of the Mu Yuan era, on the Swallowing Buds plane, a race without dreams inhabited. They lived long lives and possessed strong physiques, but lacked the nerves that allowed them to dream. Thus, a profession emerged within this vast plane: the Dream Builder. ... He Fei felt incredibly unlucky. As a nerdy writer, being accidentally killed by aliens was one thing, being reborn on another planet was one, and being raped upon waking was one, but what about being asked to marry a dead person? Sure, they had an engagement, but it was arranged by their parents! Do aliens also practice child marriages? Not to mention, his intended marriage partner was already dead. He Fei didn't want to marry a dead person, but unfortunately, military orders were unavoidable, so he could only hold a tablet and swear allegiance before the gods. He had assumed a widow's life would be hard, but unexpectedly, his in-laws seemed quite kind to him, providing him with food, shelter, and money, and even allowing him to resume his old trade. From novelist to dream builder, a worthless widower transformed himself into a sought-after dream builder among the nobility. Then, unfortunate events occurred: He Fei discovered he was pregnant with steamed buns. Eating Guidelines: 1. Marry first, love later; top dotes on bottom, naive, sweet, childbearing, and incredibly sweet. 2. The Imperial God of Kings has that... [This article is participating in the "I Have a Date with Jinjiang" essay contest. Ladies who liked this article, please give us your support! =3=] There are two ways to vote: 1 bottle of nutrient solution = 4 votes, 1 landmine = 1 vote. Ladies, please show your support! Fishbone loves you! [The entry will be published tomorrow (Friday), and I'll have three long updates, so I'll be taking a break today o(≧v≦)o~~ Ladies, please continue to support me! Fishbone loves you_(:з”∠)_ Please save my new draft! =3=! [Synopsis] Shangguan Diwu has traveled through time and become Guan Wu, the cross-dressing villain who tortured the male protagonist to death in the popular novel "Immortal Demon Tribulation" that I just abandoned two days ago. Not only that, he also obtained a very creepy system. What the hell is this peerless transvestite training system?! As the fake heroine in the first third of the story and the real villain in the last two thirds, Guan Wu not only has to seduce the male protagonist but also follow the plot carefully. He expressed immense pressure. Especially since he abandoned the novel midway and had no idea what the subsequent plot would be like. Guan Wu always thought that the character he was wearing was the biggest villain in the book (he was a man dressed as a woman to deceive the male protagonist's feelings, so he was not the ultimate villain?), but he did not expect that the protagonist and the ultimate guy in this book, who used to speak softly and tenderly to him, suddenly turned into a possessive and blackened pervert. What the hell is this! Guan Wu Erkang's hand—— Male protagonist, do you know what it is? You are broken! The male protagonist is gentle and elegant on the outside, but he is a blackened man on the inside) The main one is the bottom, the bottom has a hole in his brain, the top loves the bottom, sweet sweet sweet~ Portal

Uchiha Sasuke, male, was accidentally ensnared by a farmer system called "9527," which led him down the path of a mushroom farmer whose values ​​were shattered.

He is the greatest mushroom vendor of this era! — Hashirama Senju

There's nothing he can't sell! — Tobirama Senju

The pride of the Uchiha! —Uchiha Madara

(I have nothing more to say) — Itachi

Seeing his youngest son holding a shiitake mushroom in his left hand and a winter mushroom in his right, with a "God of Mushrooms" sign on his chest, Fugaku's father rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Ah, Anada! What's wrong with you?!" Mikoto's mother cried out as she rushed over.

What are your thoughts on the praise from all of you, Sasuke?

Sasuke: All I want to say is, I really am an Uchiha! My dad is Fugaku Uchiha, that's for sure. There were no [green] related incidents in our family. I really am an Uchiha!

P.S.: Mushrooms are the flagship product of the 9527 system, but the system host will also accept commissioned tasks. Currently confirmed commissioners include Black Dragon God, Gold Freecss, Fisher Tiger, Diarmuid Ua Ua, Ultraman Tiga…

The goal of this article: to use a serious approach to playfully destroy the anime and novels the author has encountered.

This is the final installment of the Butterfly Trilogy. Please support it by adding it to your favorites! Mushroom is a very reliable author with a proven track record of finishing books; two are already completed, so feel free to jump in!

These are articles by my friends; you can check them out if you're interested, Mwah!

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The Counterattack of the Cannon Fodder Male Supporting Character (Various)

Master Crossover: I'm Not Forging Swords Today

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I Prove My Way Through Programming

Keigo Atobe's twin brother, who adores his older brother (pure brotherly love!). The story follows the growth of a sporty young boy, initially focusing on slice-of-life, then transitioning to the Prince of Tennis main storyline, a crossover anime plot, and possibly a Haikyuu!! main storyline later on. It might even go off on its own, though I'll try my best, but it's still undecided. The main pairing is Yukimura, and it's unlikely to change unless something unexpected happens... well, we'll see. Also: the romance will develop in the later part of the main story, and it will be slow-paced and gentle, not dramatic. If you're expecting a sweet, lovey-dovey romance from the start, please ignore this. The protagonist isn't that kind of character; the kind who dominates the world with tennis is out of the question. This protagonist won't just be involved in one sport club, as I want to incorporate elements from several anime. It will be more slice-of-life. Note: slice-of-life, please don't ask me why he doesn't dominate the world, he won't. Due to work, I'll try my best to maintain consistent updates, occasionally taking days off to update around 6,000 words a day, and I'll try to keep it stable to avoid abandoning the project. Please support me! As usual, I'll patch up any regrets I can, but there's nothing I can do about those. This story doesn't follow logic, so please just enjoy it.

Because of a shocking group s*x scandal, two male actors took the initiative to bind themselves together. It’s a story about their sweet and professional life together.

A typical but not very traditional entertainment novel.

The jokes might be old, but they’re sweet.