“Father, my wife has been acting strangely lately, always saying that someone is calling her.”

“Here you go, the Lord says this works.”

"This is?"

“M1911 Divine Inscription, hold it like this, aim it at your wife, and then pull this trigger.”

...

Serious version:

The whispers of the ancient gods could not drown out the crisp sound of a bullet being chambered.

The roar of the demon god could not drown out the booming of the ship's cannons.

The roar of the evil god was far less pleasant than the sound of a laser cannon charging.

A mercenary, summoned by the Buddha of Fire and reborn in another world, is to be hired by the gods as a priest to bring a little firepower shock to those unclean things that have been lingering in the material world for so long!

Don't worry, here you go, the Lord said this works! (Draws gun/rocket launcher/sniper cannon/matrix cannon/space-based cannon)

With the Football Glory system in hand, Cao Yi participates as a non-registered player in the Football Association’s “Overseas 500 Stars Program.” Starting from the Portuguese league in the 2012–2013 season, he rises to fame across Europe at the fastest speed in the world.

Wenger: "Cao is Arsenal’s next-generation King of Guns."

Klopp: "Dortmund needs Cao! With Cao, we’ll forget about the Polish guy."

Mendes: "Cao! I will take you to join the world’s most successful club!"

Raiola: "On the pitch you drive like a sports car, Cao; you need a Ferrari!"

Fans: "Cao! Cao! Cao!"

"...Uh... even your pronunciation is getting sloppy."

Qin Changan, who was dumped by his girlfriend because of the gift price issue, soon participated in a grand "God of Songs" competition.

As a result, he accidentally created countless classic songs and debuted as the champion!

Unexpectedly, after Qin Changan debuted, he successively created three major traditional cultures in the Chinese music scene.

Culture 1: Four top comedy directors "film each other's films".

Culture 2: “Check-in” at scenic spots and historical sites.

Culture Three: The Conservatory of Music is “retrained”.

New Fan: "What are the four top comedy directors?"

Old fans: "Tear each other's coins."

New fan: "What are the historical sites?"

Old fan: "Sent to the hospital ICU."

New fan: "And what about the music school...?"

Old fan: "Mental hospital!"

New fan:⊙_⊙???

When new fans become old fans, the entire Chinese music scene will spread their slogan:

Anyone who has not studied at a "music school" is not a qualified musician!

In the Cangxu Continent, the awakening of Origin Qi in the spiritual veins has led to constant conflict between cultivators and demonic beasts. Xiao Yunhe, a useless young man from a remote border town, is ridiculed by others. One day, while gathering herbs, he falls off a cliff and unexpectedly acquires a system. This system allows him to farm, raise spirit beasts, accumulate resources, obtain equipment, and even upgrade his cultivation techniques. With the system, he starts by digging and planting vegetables, easily cultivating millennium-old medicinal herbs and turning barren mountains into treasure troves. What others toil for years to achieve, he can accomplish in a few years of farming. Afterward, he establishes a sect, recruits disciples, and leads his farming army to conquer the continent. Ultimately, he cultivates over ten thousand acres of spiritual fields, summons one hundred thousand spirit beasts, establishes the Genghuo Kingdom, becomes the "Emperor of Farming," and ushers in the Origin Farming Era, sealing its fate for eternity!

When a hard-core guy who is proficient in all eight kinds of martial arts, falls in love with a greedy little farm girl who is greedy, tricks, abducts, and deceives everything, how do you break it?

…

Short story one:

“Master, the girl was so angry that the prince ran away.” The attendant whispered to a certain prince.

“Chase! This son of a bitch, whoever likes it should go!” A certain prince tore off the jade badge he held on his waist that symbolized his status as a prince.

With a ‘crashing’ sound, in front of the prince, he smashed to pieces.

Second story:

“Look, there’s still a grass on this field before sunset, I’m hungry!” The arrogant and unreasonable certain Bei kicked a certain prince and roared.

“Okay, okay, don’t be angry, I’ll do it now.” A certain prince picked up his hoe and worked hard.

Followers: Lord, what about your morals?

A certain prince: It’s all broken under the pomegranate skirt of the baby.

Thinking of her genius and beautiful girl with an IQ of 160, she was choked to death by an apple like this.

Inexplicably, I came to this wonderful world where I wanted a car without a car, a house but a house, and I could only live in a stone cave.

Hey hey! This handsome guy, I don’t give birth to leopards!

Wait, that beautiful man, quickly put down this lady’s xx towel! That is not something you can play, she will misunderstand it!…

[In short, this is a strange story about a beautiful girl with no morals and high IQ playing in the world of beasts and teasing a beautiful boy. 】

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“Moses Moses, this is the Yellow Ape, please answer when you receive it~” A tall man in a yellow and white suit wearing a yellow and white suit was speaking to the phone worm in his hand.

“Ahhhhhh, did the Pope not receive it? This is a big problem~”

Afterwards, Huang Yuan showed that smile that people wanted to protect!

【Funny + Playing with memes + Survival + Old-age passion + SSS-level talent =? ? ?】

Ye Bai awakens his SSS-level talent, bears the name of Shura, embarks on the road of invincibility, and forges the strongest position! (crossed out)

This is a funny story about a group of people saving the world.

Nightmare: Tell me, do you have nightmares?

Wuhen: You are so arrogant, have you ever asked my sword?

Xiaoyao: Boring.

Xura: I have seen all the famous people in the past century, but only Nightmare, Wuhen, Xiaoyao and me are as famous as Shura! The four of us are too strong!

Awakening optimization system, as long as there is any optimization in the entertainment work, you can get huge rewards. Box office, word of mouth, script content, actor performance, and even filming costs...In his previous life, Zhou Mo had been in the entertainment industry for ten years and almost couldn’t even afford to eat. There's nothing wrong with being a miser in this life. Looking at the film pay and cost expenses that easily amount to hundreds of millions in the industry, Zhou Mo felt extremely distressed. Save money!

Assistant: "Director, which one should I choose for the heroine of the new movie?"

Zhou Mo: "Which of the four young actresses is willing to reduce their pay?"

Assistant: "Director, the props this time are very expensive."

Zhou Mo: "Our competitors have some. When they run out, we'll buy them at a low price."

[Single female protagonist + plot + dungeon + multiple worlds]

An unexpected car accident sends game enthusiast Lin Tianyu into a parallel world - a reality that was transformed by the mysterious power [Fantasy] 53 years ago and whose rules are like those of a game.

Two years later, facing the talent awakening ceremony that would determine his future, Lin Tianyu felt a sense of trepidation. His best friend, Wang Mingdi, awakened an SSS-level resurrection talent, but when Lin Tianyu touched the crystal, his [Illusion] was blocked—and he awakened an unprecedented talent: [Boundlessness].

This talent breaks common sense: there is no level limit from F to SSS, only the name of "Boundless".

It grants Lin Tianyu a unique "experience pool," absorbing all experience points he gains (from killing monsters, crafting, using skills, etc.), rather than directly improving individual abilities. More crucially, it declares, "You will have no hard cap." The note on this talent reveals his ultimate regret and longing for the brevity of life and the vastness of the universe during his near-death journey.

In this game-like world of monsters and constant DLC releases, a "Boundless" is quietly born, capable of infinitely accumulating experience and possessing untold potential. Lin Tianyu, armed with this "hack" born from his deepest obsession, is destined to transcend all imagination, pointing to a world of endless possibilities. But now, all he wants to do is complain: "The time-travel bonus has finally arrived?"

(The author may occasionally completely rewrite some chapters, so if you see someone complaining about some toxic points in the previous chapters, it is normal that you can't see them because I changed them.)

(This book is more everyday and light-hearted)