Other name: "People in the Siheyuan, the system in Tianlong Babu."

The good news: there are systems.

Bad news: the system went to the wrong set!

Ye Xiaonan received a system saying that it could take him to the Siheyuan world.

As a result, he left the system and accidentally went to the neighboring world of Tian Long Ba Bu.

The good news is that he can still connect to the system, the bad news is that something is not right with this mission.

[Main Quest: The most important things in the martial arts world are strength and background. Please join a sect.]

[Ding! The host has successfully joined the 10,000-person bulk steel rolling sect and received a bonus sect technique level +3.]

Sect's skills?

Are you talking about this "Plumber Training Manual"?

[Side Quest: The host is detected in the sect's Sutra Library. Please find the secret of the Sutra Library.]

The secret of the Sutra Repository?

But this book "Postpartum Care for Sows"?

[Ding! The host has successfully discovered the secret of the Sutra Library, and the sow's postpartum care has been upgraded to Grandmaster level.]

[Main Mission: Host, please build your own faction.]

I have mastered the art of postpartum sow care, so why not work on a pig farm?

So Ye Xiaonan relied on the Tianlong Babu system next door and gradually reached the peak of his life in the courtyard.

Ye Yue is a programmer who created and designed a character. Age: 18. Height: 188cm. Appearance: 666. Strength: 666. Speed: 666. Endurance: 666. Explosiveness: 666. Stamina: 666. Charm: 9999999999999999+. Occupation: gigolo. Money: 666666666 yuan. When Ye Yue woke up that day, she found herself in a parallel world—the Chinese-speaking world. And she had become the character she created. Because of her boundless charm, countless female celebrities cried and begged to be her sugar daddy. Yang Mi pinned her against the wall, declaring domineeringly, "Ye Yue, come to my studio, I'll be your manager, I'll support you!" Jiang Shuying pinned her to the bed, saying, "Ye Yue, I love you, I want to have your baby." Dilraba climbed into her bed in the middle of the night, pushing her against her, saying, "Ye Yue, I can't love you enough anymore."

Qiao Yu entered the world in the metaverse and obtained the hidden profession of Necromancer.

However, my intelligence and spirit were both 0 at the beginning, and I also drew a very strange talent.

In a rage, Qiao Yu added all his attribute points to strength!

Seeing Qiao Yu killing the world serpent Jörmungandr with one punch, the players in the other world went crazy.

"Brother, please stop fighting! You are a necromancer! Please summon an undead!"

"This isn't a necromancer, this is a hexagonal warrior!"

My name is Li Yao, and I am very panicked now.

I received a message from my deceased best friend. Even though she was a very good friend of mine and was pretty, I still had to panic.

Later, her best friend said that she had traveled through time and became a mage...

I know, I might.

…

Li Yao: "Where's the familiar you promised me, a delightful one? Why is it a pitch-black monster?! I want a refund! I'm telling you!"

Lin Xiaowei: "Get lost!"

Li Yao: "Okay!"

Li Xin had no idea that he would suddenly die on the spot after reviewing his homework for two days all night, and he would also travel to a strange Tang Dynasty.

My goodness, Li Shimin is my uncle? ? ? It seems to hurt myself very much. Comfortable! Is there any more ruthless patron in the Tang Dynasty? Please be sure to let me be a leisurely prince of peace!

In my previous life, I was half a step short of playing chess and ultimately failed to reach the top.

Traveling back to the past, this time... I want to become the strongest in this world!

To become the strongest in this world, you only need three simple steps:

1. Picked up a demon girl who just traveled through time on the street.

2. Subdue demons and monsters.

3. Bring her cultivation techniques.

Yay! Already invincible!

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Many years later, Yan Yu, who had won the title of "the strongest", accepted an interview with a TV station:

Host: Who do you most want to thank for your success today?

Yan Yu: I want to thank a woman who is very important to me.

Host (eyes lighting up): Oh, is she your good wife?

Yan Yu: No, it’s just a stepping stone.

Host (wiping sweat): So... what about your other teammates? They should have helped you too, right?

Yan Yu: How could the long stairway to godhood have only one stepping stone?

[A system that can only become stronger by fooling people] + [Cthulhu] + [Western Fantasy] + [Funny] + [No Harem]

Teammate A: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Blessing], right?

Rupert: I will play the Devil's Whisper for you on a loop, it's the same, you will have nothing to fear.

Teammate B: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Shield], right?

Rupert: I'll give you a [Void Tentacle] to attach to your body. Don't think it's ugly, it will protect you.

Teammate C: Rupert, you should have the priest's [Holy Healing Aura], right?

Rupert: How about I get you all a few [Devouring Fangs] and you can suck them yourselves.

Teammate Ding: Rupert, you should know the healing skill that all trainee priests know, right?

Rupert: This one really does exist, but I rely on it to deal damage.

Teammate:! @#￥%...

A man who is becoming more and more like a weird and deviant priest, a man with multiple identities.

His story started with deceiving people. At that time, he didn't tell a single truth...

A world-class non-African Pokémon streamer, who worked for seven days and seven nights to get a shiny Pokémon, was accidentally reborn into the Pokémon world. The non-African in the previous life, became the European emperor in this life. Wutong: I declare that all my Pokémon are shiny! The pink muscle man Swampert, the silver killer Beedrill, the black and white Charizard...: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we are all shiny! Avoid pitfalls in advance: This article follows the route of anime fan fiction. I personally think that important plots will be involved. At the beginning, you will follow Xiaozhi to Nibi City. If you don’t like it, you can just cross it out. Thank you for your cooperation.

"Dumbledore, hasn’t he already graduated? Why is he back at school?"

"Oh, Severus, don’t be so nervous. He’s the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!"

"Damn it! If I catch him using a cauldron to cook hot pot at school again, I swear I’ll duel him!"

...

"You are the worst class I have ever taught!"

"But, Professor… isn’t this your first class?"

...

"Miss Granger, as the study committee leader, you’ll guide everyone to read by the Black Lake every morning."

"Mr. Potter, as the sports committee leader, after reading, take them for a run around the Black Lake!"

...

"The countdown to the O.W.L. exams is 100 days!"

"Break the cauldrons, sink the boats—fight for full marks on the O.W.L.s!"

Douglas Holmes, a Hufflepuff with an Eastern soul, returns to Hogwarts three years after graduation to apply for a teaching position—

and brings a whole new style to the school.

Once you travel back to the courtyard house of the 1950s, with both parents alive, activate the fishing system and have fun "fishing"!

The plot is joyful, warm and relatively peaceful, with the characters leading a comfortable life in the courtyard of the beasts.