Traveling through the wild tribes of the Journey to the West world, Xiaoyu is fortunate to have a magical power, the Great Father-Killing: as long as he worships someone as his adoptive father, Xiaoyu can immediately deduce a way to kill this "adoptive father" in his mind.
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Scenario 1:
The golden-horned boy held the purple-gold-red gourd of Taishang Laojun in his hand and laughed: Yu Fengxian, I am calling you daddy, do you dare to answer?
Xiao Yu smiled brightly. "Foolish demon, even your master wouldn't dare agree when I called him 'adoptive father'... Hey, you're so bold that you've already agreed in your heart?" Good-for-nothing, so weak that you couldn't even activate this fairy's 'Great Destroyer Father'.
The sword flashed, and Jinjiao fell to the ground.
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Scenario 2:
Taibai Star Lord: General Yu, although you are the king of the human world and live a free and easy life, it is not as peaceful as the life in heaven. Now, as long as you agree to the request of His Majesty the Jade Emperor and stop acting against the will of heaven, you can ascend to heaven in broad daylight and be listed in the immortal list.
Xiao Yu was curious: If I go to the Heavenly Palace, what official position will the Jade Emperor give me? Will it be Bi Ma Wen?
Taibai Xingjun was surprised and asked: "How could it be Bimawen? Given the fairy's abundant martial virtue, 'Wu Quxing' is also worthy of it."
Xiao Yu thought for a moment and said seriously: "I am not good at martial arts, but I love poetry, singing and dancing. Please report to the Lingxiao Palace, Star God. I have been wandering for half my life, and now I am fortunate to meet the Jade Emperor's appreciation. I am willing to become his adoptive father and serve him for life."
Taibai Star Lord had a dull expression: What?
Xiaoyu coughed lightly a few times: Please ask the Jade Emperor to make me a happy "Seventh Fairy", yes, the Eighth Fairy is also fine.
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A primitive world with the background of Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and legends of immortal foxes.
Qin Wansha completed countless tasks to return to reality but finally ended up being absorbed by the Lord God.
After waking up again, Qin Wansha no longer expected to leave the space of the Lord God. Hiding, destroying the mainline of the world, and taking the energy of that world as her own.
She will let the Lord God know what a terrible thing will happen if she is not wiped out.
Wait, who are you? Why do you always appear by my side? Do we know each other?
Wearing women's clothes can make you stronger! Why don't you understand?" A certain salted fish kept backing away, trying to get further away from the guys who wanted to take off her clothes.
Miura Yumiko quietly approached Jingu Rin: "As a friend, I can't let you continue like this!"
Yuigahama: "Rin, you bitch!"
"You weren't like this before!" Eriri blinked with tears in her eyes.
"Nonsense! I've always been like this! Why do you all treat me like this! Isn't Yukinoshita like this all day long!"
"This is really the most serious provocation I've ever received." A certain snow girl clenched her fists.
Jingu Rin, who was on the road to death every day, looked at the girls who surrounded her and said, "Low-ass, save me!
Bah, loser." ...
A large brick bed, a big black wall, a room all deserted.
A suit of clothes, not long enough, washed to a bleached old gown.
One day, she woke up ten years younger, ending up with a beguilingly good-looking husband.
But she just beat him up this morning--Damn, how to deal with this?
A certain wickedly charming man coldly looked at her: "Tell me, what trouble have you run into this time?"
Transmigrated to become a monk of the Tang Dynasty, embraced the ultimate scripture learning system, became stronger after fighting monsters, and picked up treasures at will. Sun Wukong: I will never forget Master's mighty Tianlong, which shattered Wuzhi Mountain with one palm, pinched my neck and asked, should I go to Xitian with him or let him send me there. Ryoma: I will never forget that master locked all the dragons of the East China Sea into the demon-subduing formation, and then said to me, all Buddhas are merciful, I am short of a riding pet under my crotch, and you come to help me cultivate concentration.
A waste wood that traverses into a continent of consecration, how about the truth of your sister?
After a colorful glow, Yang Zhen hung up the sky directly!
The exercises he has seen are directly full of quality and full of grades, and he can’t even learn!
The panacea he refined not only brought back to life, but also stayed young forever, how many princesses are struggling for each other, and all conditions are willing to agree!
The weapon he forged, hit the king emperor of the gods, and poke the Huangquan ghost prison, each one made the world tremble, and the gods and demons retreated!
Cough…
“I never act as a pig, because I am a real cow!”
Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants.
“Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.”
The system’s voice is music to the ears.
Yet for Fang Ran…
Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!”
Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate.
However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles.
“What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!”
“I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”
A thousand years after the disappearance of the undead empire, the little skull who grew vegetables was still farming his farm until the summoning channel was reopened.
"Are you hungry? I have grown vegetables for a thousand years and saved a hundred million bits of food."
"Is all this farmland abandoned? Can I grow something?"
"The princess's city can't grow vegetables on the mountain? Then I won't go."
"They want to collect my taxes and not let me grow vegetables? Kill them!"
Crossed onto a South Korean prosecutor and became a trainee prosecutor at the Seoul Central District Prosecutor's Office. In this completely different country, prosecutor Zhang Taixiu is really a little embarrassed!
Everyone is not optimistic when the most renowned man in Yuncheng married the least favored miss of the Mu family.
Rumor has it that the young Miss Mu family is pathetic, weak and dainty and an easy subject to bullying.
Mu Huan nodded enthusiastically: En, I’m a bully.
The big man who was bullied by her didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: Doesn’t your conscience hurt whenever you claim this?
The once unloved Mu Huan, the moment she was a pampered wife, she became the mad devil . Since then, she was covered from fighting someone and taught when doing homework.
What evil step-mother, scum step-sister, black hearted white lotus, Mr. Bo will go all out to kill!
Being pampered and held in the palm of his hands, the conqueror of his heart, Mu Huan, was interviewed one day.
“Mrs. Bo, what is the secret to you and Mr. Bo’s everlasting love?”
“I like him the most, and he likes me best.”