What will you do when you come to Pokémon Time and turn into a cute Turtle Shark? Of course, hug Sirona’s thigh tightly!

Tags: Pokemon, pokemon, pokémon, hatchet.

Book club group: 679468532 (extremely short of people)

Qin Hang transmigrates to this world and immediately becomes entangled with 39-year-old Song Qian upon landing. Song Qian is deeply embarrassed, and the two agree to keep it a secret. After activating the system, Qin Hang uses the rewards to improve himself, conceal his secret, and deal with various unexpected situations. With his handsome appearance and outstanding abilities, he becomes the school's heartthrob. He navigates the special "care" from Song Qian, the closeness of Qiao Yingzi, and the deep friendship with his deskmate, writing a captivating chapter in his life.

(Harem/Male Protagonist) (mygo+mujica+BanBan Old Group) In a basement that anyone could find, Shiranui Mio pondered why those girls who were once his closest confidantes would drug him and imprison him here. But at least, he knew what he should do now was... struggle for survival. "Hey, can we reconcile?" The girls didn't answer, only silently staring at Shiranui Mio. In a daze, he seemed to see his juniors from Haneoka mixed in with the crowd. "Even if you tie me up, what you can't do, you can't do. I'm not some omnipotent god!" As soon as he finished speaking, the girls were in chaos. After a moment, a timid voice rang out: "We just hope Mio won't run away again." Huh? What kind of reason is that? Backed into a corner, Shiranui Mio could only recall that late morning, the ancient method of opening a box from the blue-haired girl, when he closed his eyes. "Hello, are you Shiranui Mio, the former captain of SPACE?"

What you perceive as a parasite. It inhabits the bodies of female characters! Then forces them to do things they don't want to do! Then (censored—) a series of heartwarming, tear-jerking scenes. The actual parasite. "Hey, Zuojian, I'm so sleepy, I don't want to get up." "Zuojian, why is there a written test for joining Rhodes Island? Help me with the questions." "Zuojian—" Operator Specter, comment: Extremely dependent on the symbiote on her body in daily life. [Listen! Laurentina! We have a symbiotic relationship! Do you understand?] [I am neither your father nor your servant nor your external brain!!!] [From now on, if you want to brush your teeth, please brush them yourself! If Skadi is lost, find her yourself! When writing battle reports, write them yourself!] [I'm on strike!!!] "Zuojian, if you find the shark annoying, you can come to me." "Isamara says she doesn't mind." (Finished watching the anniversary storyline???? The princess is resurrected, writing again...)

Young man, I think you are a scumbag.

You change your girlfriend every day, and they are all so beautiful. Don’t you leave room for others?

Amanozaki: No, Hinata Hyuga, Saria, Saeko Busujima, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Ayanami Rei, Rin Tohsaka, Shiki Ryougi, Rem, Taiho, Kurumi Tokisaki, they are all my stand-ins.

I am famous for being pure and loyal, okay!

Come through time and space.

Liu Changcun was very depressed.

They skipped the dating stage and got married and had children, finally having a son and a daughter.

The eldest son is well-behaved and sensible at home, but he is very powerful outside.

The little girl cried all day long because of her parents' quarrel.

The wife complains about her husband's incompetence, which is a double blow to her husband's words and spirit all day long.

Having experienced the original owner's messy marriage life.

How to get a divorce is the only thing he is considering at the moment.

There's a drunkard on the streets of Beloberg. People don't know where he comes from, they only know he calls himself Wendy. He's easygoing and optimistic, often playing with children, and singing songs from foreign lands they've never heard of before. He sings about freedom, saying that beyond the giant wall there's more than just snow and rifts. There's also a rabbit-shaped basin, a train flying in the starry sky, and a sea of ​​trees that never withers. Everyone says this is a fantasy that Wendy had when he was drunk and nearly froze to death on the street—but there are always people who like all the beauty he sings about. Whenever this happens, he always looks at you gently and speaks softly. "If you're trapped in a windless place, I'll play the song of the sky."

Chen Qiu went back to his hometown for a blind date before the Lunar New Year and unexpectedly got linked to a blind date system. No matter what the blind date asked for, the system would match and fulfill it for him!

The blind date said: My requirements are very simple: a fully paid-off apartment in the city, a car worth over 200,000 yuan, and a bride price of 388,000 yuan!

"Ding! You have been matched with a suitable blind date. You have received a property in Haitang Bay, a Xiaomi SU7, and 388,000 yuan in cash!"

Chen Qiu: That's it? You don't even dare to make a bold wish. Next one!

The more blind dates Chen Qiu went on, the more outrageous the demands the women made became. Before he knew it, he had become the richest man in the world...

After traveling through time, Xie Qingxuan found that the world was a little different. His online wife seemed to be the pink fairy Alicia. Kiana became his copywriter, and the happiest thing every day was to get his approval. Mei concentrated on writing code, and occasionally made him delicious food to thank him for his guidance. Bronya wanted to worship him as her master because the games he made were so great. Xier thought that her boss was the most powerful person, and it seemed that there was nothing he didn't know in this world. Xie Qingxuan's original goal was to make a few games to achieve financial freedom, but he didn't know that Alicia was actually the eldest daughter of the Fire Chasing Group. So in order to marry this rich and beautiful woman, he had to do whatever it took. "You bastard planner, he's really an orphan, he always guarantees the bottom line, I'm quitting! I'm definitely quitting." "What, the queen is coming, I'll still draw even if she heals the monsters." "Why, what did Kiana do wrong to be treated like this." "I heard that the director's game character is Otto, I just want to know when he will enter the game!" Carrying the resentment of countless players, Xie Qingxuan moved forward steadily, Honkai Impact 3, Genshin Impact, Honkai Impact 3rd, Black Myth... and this is just the beginning!

"Texas, the second-generation Godfather is the kind of person who kills without blinking an eye. Could you please not be so awkward when you call Lady Sicily 'Dad'?"

"Theresis, you play a Prime Minister who is supported by others, do you understand? The person you play is not as iron-blooded as you, he is not that strong, you act weaker."

"Wei Yenwu, Emperor Jiajing is a man who specializes in the art of checks and balances! He is not a wise monarch, he is stupid, stupid, you know? Also, you didn't shout out the phrase 'my money' well, do it again!"

Chen Qi came to the world of Arknights. With the reputation system, he finally chose a path that would not offend the big guys but could attract their attention - to be a director and make a movie!

So, Chen Qi filmed "The Godfather" in Syracuse, exposing the endless abyss of the mafia; "Yes, Prime Minister" in Victoria, satirizing politics and civil servants; and "The Ming Dynasty 1587" in Dayan, satirizing dynastic struggles...

Not only that, he also asked Texas to play the second-generation Godfather; asked Theresis to play Prime Minister Hacker himself; and let Wei Laoer play Emperor Jiajing...

"Our principle in filming is that we can shoot any film, whether it is a movie, a TV series, or even an animation."

"Being able to be released is a victory, and not being banned is a success."