[No romantic pairing + a comprehensive overview of the universe + no main character + a shocking spectacle across all realms + a chaotic hodgepodge]
The celestial canopy descended upon all realms, causing all the heavens to tremble!
Warhammer 40,000: The Imperium of Man is dying in the Galactic Blood War, the Emperor sits on the Golden Throne in vain, Primarchs betray him one after another, and the Chaos God whispers! Loyalty and betrayal weave a tragic epic!
Lord of Mysteries: In the mist-shrouded steam age, mortals pilgrimage to godhood by consuming potions! The struggle for the order of things twists madly, the Great Old Ones awaken silently, and the countdown to the apocalypse has begun!
Mysterious Resurgence: Ghosts and monsters have resurfaced globally, and vengeful spirits have brought a new rule of killing! Mortals fight ghosts with ghosts, harnessing evil spirits to seek a glimmer of hope! Who are the ghosts? Who are the humans? Despair spreads across the globe!
The audience across countless worlds went completely mad: "A world even more sanity-destroying than Warhammer has appeared!" "The potion pathway is more terrifying than Chaos Corruption!" "The Ghostly Rule System is unsolvable? Can the Bolt Gun solve it?" "These worlds are more insane and desperate than the last!"
When the Astartes of Warhammer encounter the mysterious Sequence Path... When the Emperor of the Golden Throne gazes upon the mysteriously resurrected vengeful spirit... Who will be the darkest and most despairing world in the universe?
Pets + System + Easy Daily Life
in the Wetland Community Everyone knows that Lin's Pet Clinic has three treasures,
Heitou, Zhenzhen, and Alvin and the Chipmunk.
Although Heitou is old, the little three flowers treat him as a treasure;
although Zhenzhen is a string, she is the treasure of the zoo;
as for the third oldest Alvin and the Chipmunk, that bird is a warm-hearted and sharp-tongued living treasure!
As for why it is called Alvin and the Chipmunk, hey, I won't tell you, you see for yourself! ε(○??`)зε(??`●)зHand in hand
This article is also known as "Lying down with the System Cat", "The happiness of petting furry cats is worth having", "Although the clinic is small, there are many interesting souls"
[It is still mainly about the interaction with animals, and the main feature is a variety of petting without spending money]
[1v1, both are virgins + satisfying face-slapping + silly reverse transmigration] The favored imperial concubine in the harem transmigrated and became Jiang Mingyan, a controversial actress who was hated by everyone online.
Jiang Mingyan is notorious for having a child out of wedlock, and the child is already four years old!
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Therefore, after learning that Jiang Mingyan was about to become a sensation by participating in a reality show with her intellectually disabled son—
Haters: Jiang Mingyan is two-faced and morally corrupt!
The beautiful and talented imperial concubine, renowned throughout the capital, lazily raised her eyes: "Just the fact that you can see this face is a blessing you earned in your past lives."
Haters: Jiang Mingyan had a child out of wedlock, and her son is mentally disabled. She is a disgrace and a scumbag in the entertainment industry!
The Imperial Concubine, holding the hand of the adorable Crown Prince, the child prodigy of the capital, smiled without saying a word.
Haters: ...Nobody wants Jiang Mingyan.
The beautiful director asked, "Ms. Jiang, may I invite you to attend my wedding as the bride?"
Top Wolfdog: "Mingyan, this song is my confession to you."
A role model with high moral character: "I can be the father of your child!"
The emperor, who had also transmigrated, was aloof and indifferent, but his voice held a strong possessiveness: Announce the marriage immediately!
[Sky screen + overhead + Lao Liu + relaxed + sand sculpture + group portrait + system]
Gu Qin was reborn as the ninth prince of the Jing Dynasty who died young. His mother died young and he had no prominent relatives.
At a young age, he was evaluated by great scholars as having mediocre talent and no knowledge.
There was no one to protect him in the palace, and he was not good at speaking, so naturally he was not favored.
Just as Gu Qin continued to act as the most unknown person in the palace, a curtain descended from the sky, and a familiar voice sounded in his ears:
[Hello everyone, today we will talk about the unparalleled emperor Gu Qin, who expanded the territory of the Jing Dynasty dozens of times and unified the world!]
Gu Qin, whose scalp was tingling under the gaze of all the courtiers and brothers in the hall, was stunned.
ah?
You mean...
Punch the Huns and kick Japan.
Conquer all directions and unify the nine provinces.
Overthrow the official selection system and massacre the aristocratic families.
Breed high-yield varieties and make the miracle drug allicin.
…
He easily escaped from the royal battle royale, led his troops to defeat the Huns, and then marched into Luoyang, not forgetting to chop up his human brothers and make dumplings.
Emperor Shuntian reigned for more than seventy years.
It was me???
No, is this still Chinese? !
Gu Qin took a deep breath when he thought of the emperor's swift and steady schedule of going to bed at midnight and getting up at four o'clock.
Tianmu, the tonic is messing with me!
He, Gu Qin, is just an ordinary salted fish who wants to lie down and do nothing!
"According to the script, you'll be stabbed by the male lead next, and he'll take out your golden core and give it to his white moonlight." "Really? I don't believe it. As long as I stab faster, the male lead's sword won't catch me." "But you're the female lead in a tragic novel, you should be the one being tortured by the male lead..." "I torture everyone except myself, and that's considered a tragic novel? Go, hang the male lead on the city wall for three days, and see when he cries and calls me 'Dad'."... *The Immortal Hero: Weak Water of Three Thousand*, a famous online novel that burst onto the scene in 20XX, combines various classic infuriating elements. The female lead is misunderstood, framed, and subjected to emotional and physical torture, being tormented by the male lead and 108 female supporting characters for three hundred chapters, finally achieving a happy ending. Immediately, the comment section erupted in a fierce battle, with the "Stepmother Author Made Me Cry" faction and the "Trash Author Feeds Me Shit" faction clashing.
Lu Heng ordered a delivery service, but to his surprise, the deliveryman collapsed right at his doorstep.
...Got it, this is a new type of staged accident scam, right?
Congratulations on acquiring a second-hand interdimensional delivery system. Would you like to bind it immediately?
Option A: Yes; Option B: Immediately deduct 100 health points.
While others made their fortunes through dimensional systems, he worked himself to the bone delivering packages.
While others start with a large supermarket, he starts with a song about a thatched hut being destroyed by the autumn wind.
Everyone else experiences new surprises every day, but he opened the door to a complete shock—
[Game Development] [System] [Anti-Trope]
Exclusive Interview
Reporter: “President Mei, your latest game has once again gone explosively viral. Could you share with us the original inspiration behind making this game?”
Mei Caiyi, wearing a pained expression: “You might not believe this, but I actually have a system—every time the company loses money, I personally make a huge profit. So, the whole reason I made this game was to lose money. Same with the last one. And the one before that. All of them.”
Reporter: “Hahaha! President Mei, you’re truly hilarious. I understand now—you’re not in this for the money. You’re just sincerely making heartfelt, high-quality games for the players.”
He really wanted to say: “Understand my ass.”
How was he supposed to know all those games would blow up?
Now they call him things like “visionary,” “marketing genius,” “game development prodigy”—as if they weren’t just slandering him!
“Arbitrary Town”—a construction game with no gameplay, just mindless clicking.
“TombForce”—the protagonist is male, and all the enemies have bizarre, ridiculous designs.
“Cry”—deliberately made to provoke flame wars.
“Conscience-Free Game Platform”—created solely to deter people from registering.
“Escape”—designed to scare players so badly they wouldn’t want to buy it.
…He’s even gone online more than once begging for help: “Willing to pay handsomely for a large-scale, logically sound game idea that’s guaranteed to lose a ton of money!”
Short play: [Cute kids strike back, the fierce gangster system is online]
Lin Dong traveled through Blue Star and became an eight-year-old first-grade elementary school student!
But it is bound to the Century Bandit System!
[Task: Host, please make 200,000 US dollars]
In art class, when other students were drawing cute works.
Lin Dong drew a brand new US dollar bill.
And it went through the printing press!
The Great Expedition was a colossal lie! The 'Golden Fleece' that created the twelve Olympians... might have been the umbilical cord of those in power?
The primordial body of Heaven's myriad limbs has been shattered for thirty thousand years... that egg named "Morning Star"... is probably not a ladder to ascension!
[Beware of the Moon! An unusual signal has been detected on the lunar surface... originating from what claims to be the Guanghan Ark... possibly from the lost Yin Ruins civilization...]
It said...don't answer!
The Cambrian ice fields, the Triassic scorched earth, the Ordovician deep sea... A white boat travels alone among the old days.
Only he could hear the lingering whispers of the dead within—
[Haha, who would have thought that I buried the secrets of Silver City right there?]
"Did you know? Beneath this interrogation room lies a secret treasure of a bygone civilization, and the souls of the dead are stirring restlessly."
Bai Zhou looked at the crimson characters wriggling at his feet and blinked. "But it's okay, my job is to deal with them."
After a long silence, the policewoman neatly wrote in the file, "Prefers to commit crimes late at night, strongly suspected of schizophrenia, tomb raiding, etc." and then slammed her hand on the table and stood up.
"Don't give me that! There are no ghosts or monsters in this world!"
Have you ever seen a ghost or monster?
"No."
"You're welcome," Bai Zhou said with a reserved smile.
"...?"
[No knife, all the knives will be crushed]
[Part of the background of this book is based on speculation about the existing plot. This is fan creation, please discuss it harmoniously!]
Wang Ling died unexpectedly in reality and traveled to the continent of Teyvat.
At the beginning, we crashed into Sky Island and found that Tianli had been dead for many years.
Only one of the four rulers of Heavenly Law remains, the maintainer of Heavenly Law, who is struggling to support this false sky.
The consciousness that absorbed the mark of heaven's principles was nearly destroyed, and the system awakened and mastered the power of heaven's principles.
Hold the power of Heaven's Principle, rub the false Heaven with your hands, and become the new Heaven's Principle!
By absorbing the energy of the abyss, one can restore the energy of the law of nature, and by taking back the heart of God, one can recover the authority that has been divided.
It’s so tiring to do it yourself, so let others become workers and contribute to the great rejuvenation of Teyvat!
What? I heard the Seven Gods rebelled and gave the Heart of God away reluctantly?!
And this thing, Heart of God, give it to you!
Zhongli: Whose good family is it that the heaven will help eliminate the wear and tear? From now on, Wang Ling will be a diamond customer of the Wangsheng Hall. Buy a coffin and get cremation for free!
Lei Movie: Only when I am with Wang Ling do I feel that I am infinitely close to eternity.
King of the Great Compassionate Tree: The world has forgotten me...huh? How did I get resurrected? In that case, I'll give you my daughter! (He picks up Nashida with both hands)
Narcida: Eh? ! !
That Villette: The royal tomb returned my authority and saved Fontaine. As the god of Teyvat, it is not a bad idea to have the surname Wang.