Involving *Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend*, *Oregairu*, *Kaguya-sama: Love is War*, *The Angel Next Door Spoils Me Rotten*, and more—but not a self-insert fanfic.

Kasumigaoka Utaha, Yukinoshita Yukino, Shinomiya Kaguya, Shiina Mahiru...

When these once-fantasy "waifus" suddenly appear before you in real life, could you resist the excitement in your heart and keep your distance?

No matter what others might do, Natsukawa Kanade certainly can't suppress his impulses.

And so, he takes the initiative—only to face defeat. He regroups—only to fail again. Again and again...

No matter what strategy he tries, no matter how many targets he switches to, it just doesn't work.

That's when Natsukawa Kanade finally realizes—these idealized versions of them never truly existed in the first place.

Since that's the case, maybe it's time for him to just be himself again...

—In short, this is a story about an "ordinary person" stepping into the world of anime.

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Requester's thoughts - A suprisingly wholesome book about a guy who, to impress a waifu trys to imitate their perceived ideal guy but gets rejected. Finally he gets tired and decides to be himself... and then those waifus are attracted to him.

"I, Chen Yu, would rather die than jump off the dormitory!"

"It's impossible for him to be a catcher. He'll never be able to be one in this lifetime. Miyuki is treacherous and Okumura is stubborn. He can only stay in the starting lineup by playing in the outfield."

"Being a sniper is like being in jail right where you are. My fast legs yearn for the freedom of the outfield."

"Every time I go to the outfield it's like coming home. The outfielders are all talented and speak well. I love being in the outfield again."

"I'm going to the outfield in a bit. Take your phone with you. Remember to bring me along when you guys play in the dugout."

(ps: The protagonist is not a time traveler, I haven't read the comics.)

Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd marry me when you grew up? Sister: Do you remember when you were little you said you'd be with me when you grew up? Me (with a strong survival instinct): Did I? Mom: Son, do you remember when you were little… Me: No, I don't remember anything, I have amnesia! Mom: What's wrong with this child today? I just wanted to ask him if he remembered being sick when he was little.

Du Mu is playing a massive virtual game called "Marvel World" for a chance to win a multi-million dollar prize. Little does he know that at the start of the game, he's already traveled to the real Marvel Universe, becoming its sole player. Nick Fury: Du Mu is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Du Mu and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Du Mu claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised his Meowth Hammer and ran off... Faced with the complaints of a group of superheroes, Du Mu calmly stated: "This is all allowed in the game. There are..."

Good news—Ma Hongjun has traveled across Douluo Continent, and beside him lies a young girl waiting to be developed!

Bad news—it seems his spirit isn't the Evil Fire Phoenix, and he's a pawn of the gods.

Ma Hongjun, having traveled across Douluo Continent and become one of the Shrek Seven Devils, thought it was a perfect start, clinging to the God King Tang's leg to godhood. Unexpectedly, he discovered his spirit wasn't just a mere chicken-turned-phoenix, but the Ancestral Phoenix, a formidable enemy of the gods, standing shoulder to shoulder with the Dragon God.

Fortunately, there's always a way out: the Infinite Evolution System has arrived.

[You stole Tang San's spirit bone, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 30 evolution points.]

[You stole Xiao Wu, twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 300 evolution points.]

[You gained the favor of the Silver Dragon King, significantly twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 3,000 evolution points.]

But as he constantly disrupted the plot, the entire Douluo World was torn apart.

[Your admirer, Xue Ke, forced Qian Renxue to abdicate in order to please you. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 500 evolution points.]

[Your secret admirer, Zhu Zhuqing, seized control of the Xingluo Royal Family and launched a war to gain your attention. Twisted your fate, and were rewarded with 700 evolution points.]

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Bibi Dong: If Ma Hongjun is willing to join the Spirit Hall, he will be the next generation of Holy Son.

Poseidon: Sorry, Sea God, but I have a new god who is more worthy of my faith.

Di Tian: Although I'm a dragon, it's okay to occasionally play the role of a dog... ahem.

Gods of the Divine Realm: Please, Dragon God, please come back! We would rather be ruled by you!

The new book "Huayu Games" has been released!

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[Five-Star Opportunity—August 26, 1996, Going to Yenching University, the Central Academy of Drama, Acting Class…]

[Five-Star Opportunity—May 17, 2003, traveling to southern Yunnan, the crew of "Tian Long," tents...]

Five-Star Opportunity—December 31, 2005, Heading to Hong Kong, Central, Computer Store…

He is the entertainment industry's timely rain!

He is the king of coincidences in the entertainment industry!

He is the lucky guy in the entertainment industry!

Shen Lingyou traveled to the year 1996 on the parallel Blue Planet with a cheat. Faced with all this immense wealth, should he take it?

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There is already a fine old book with 1.44 million words "This Star is Too Fierce", the quality of which is guaranteed, so you can read it with confidence.

#For those whose posts are not yet available, please refresh the page to open them~#Recommended: My friend Yan Xun's original alternate account novel, "When I Become an Unromanceable NPC in a Game"~#Stable daily updates, currently at noon every day = [A silly story with a female protagonist who is weak and sickly but actually incredibly strong] [Curse Returns × Plants vs. Zombies] = Xia Youjie has an older sister who is one year younger than him, but since childhood, his frail and sickly sister has been recuperating in their rural hometown. They rarely see each other. Until he entered the Curse High School, one of his mother's communications informed him that his sister, Chiho, had returned from the countryside. —She brought with her [cute] flowers and plants that she had grown in the countryside. Xia Youjie hesitated, "Uh, wait...why do sunflowers have noses and eyes? And they can produce sunlight?" If he hadn't realized that this thing wasn't a curse spirit, he would have attacked it!! Chiho replied, "Because it's a sunflower, our sunshine healer." To prevent zombies from eating your brain, Chiho decided to start a real-life version of Plants vs. Zombies! (Thumbs up) = From a young age, Xia Youjie always knew his older sister was in poor health; coughing up blood and being thin were common occurrences. He thought he had to protect his sister, to protect the weak. However, certain turbulent experiences made Xia Youjie waver on whether "non-sorcerers are worth saving." His unstable mindset led him to witness something in front of his building—his "frail and sickly" sister was smashing a cursed spirit to death with a flowerpot by the window, then casually putting the pot down and continuing to water the flowers with a bright smile. Xia Youjie: "???" "Oh, Jie, you're back!" His sister waved to him from the window, then happily climbed down from the fifth floor in a few strides, "Welcome home!" Xia Youjie: "..." Xia Youjie: "...Are you... alright? You remember you're not feeling well..." What he just did was definitely not something an "ordinary person" with "frail and sickly" health could do! The other person blinked, then nodded. "Ah, right, right, I'm frail and sickly." He paused for a second. "So I can get down from the window in two or three steps and avoid climbing several flights of stairs." Xia Youjie: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = It's said that Xia Youjie's sister can also see cursed spirits. Gojo Satoru had once curiously asked him why his sister didn't attend Cursed High like them. Xia Youjie: "...She's frail and sickly." Ah, I see. Gojo Satoru understood. Until one day, he witnessed Xia Youjie's sister punch a Special Grade Cursed Spirit to death. Gojo Satoru: "???" Gojo Satoru: "You're lying to me!? Didn't you say your sister was frail and sickly!?" Xia Youjie calmly replied, "Yes, so she needs to resolve the danger with one punch to conserve her energy." Gojo Satoru: "...??" Something seems off, yet something seems right too! = The Level 2 Cursed Spirit, the Land God, was actually Level 1! Nanami and Haibara's expressions instantly turned shocked and serious. The superhuman passerby, Chiho's younger brother's junior, is my junior! She immediately grabbed a Tall-nut and charged— One second, the system: [Wait, Tall-nuts aren't used like that! This is for defense!!] The next second, the system stared at the cursed spirit smashed into the ground by the Tall-nut and fell into an eerie silence. "Hey! Youkai, eat a few nuts!" To the stunned eyes of her juniors, the frail girl in front of them used a Tall-nut to smash the cursed spirit until it was half dead. When Chiho's fighting power is maxed out, her protective gear is also a weapon! (Picking a rose.jpg) = Fake frailty, real maxed-out fighting power, spreading joy throughout the world! (Dog head picking up a rose) By the way, an abnormal version of Plants vs. Zombies hh, or Plants vs. Cursed Spirits (?) #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,Natsuyou'sSisterIsSoHard# Chiho, one person's ease isn't enough to change the world's knife, we must take the people's route! #SillySpringBreezeSweepsTheFields,ThePeopleOfJujutsuAreTrulyAwesome# Chiho Riko is doing well, full of energy! =w========Recommending the no-CP pre-order "I Want to Escape the Detective Conan Main Story!" A brief summary: [Asahi Yuuki, who is clearly trying to escape the main storyline, is constantly being influenced by Di-hua, becoming a big shot both inside and outside the comments section. Asahi Yuuki, I'm really just an ordinary melon seller! QVQ] ○ Various completed derivative works are already available in the author's column, welcome to read them~ ○ There are also many other pre-orders that are very good!</p>

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(Adapted) After three months of unemployment and heartbreak, Li Wei unexpectedly encounters Yang Yun, a mature woman in black stockings, while scrolling through his phone, and...

From then on, he had a system and began a different life.

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