【Slice of Life】【Single Female Lead】【Super Sweet】

"My name is Lin En. I’m a hero… or rather, I used to be one."

—

From the ruins, a crackling radio blares:

"Hero Lin En has murdered his former comrades! The Hero Association fought valiantly—13 S-class heroes, all perished... The Federation hereby sentences Lin En for crimes against humanity! A nationwide manhunt is underway!"

—

On a stormy night, retired Demon Queen Clea opens her door—

Her old nemesis stands drenched in blood in the rain, eyes blank, head hanging low, and whispers:

"I’m sorry... I don’t know where else to go..."

On an odd impulse, she lets the lunatic in.

And discovers… she’s taken in a total menace.

He eats her food, lives in her house, spends her money—and worse… he… he…

Ugh! I hate my husband the most!

—

"Hero, humanity is in danger again. Aren’t you going to save them?"

"Who?"

"Humanity..."

"...What’s that?"

"I said—never mind."

Clea looks helplessly at the man hogging her couch, tugs at his cheek, and sighs:

"I’m hungry. Let’s go eat."

Lin En pulls her into his arms with a smirk, leans down and whispers by her ear:

"Let’s make dinner first, then we can eat~"

Saving the world? Not as sweet as holding my wife.

[Easygoing Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Daily Life + Nonsensical Humor + Invincible Abilities + Non-Traditional Wish-Fulfillment + Important Supporting Characters, Don't Enter If You Dislike, Don't Flame If You Enter By Mistake]

Lin Tian's mobile phone mutated. Every week, he can experience a mutated version of a mobile APP.

Effects after various apps mutate:

Navigation App 'Baide Maps': Search for ownerless treasures, track rare hidden artifacts.

Fitness App 'HEEP': Train various ancient body refinement secret methods, learn lost martial arts divine techniques.

Travel App 'Flying Cow': Check-in at tourist spots, awaken special abilities, obtain thousand-year-old exotic fruits!

Communication App 'Q Messenger': Contact myriad realms, chat idly in groups to receive red envelopes.

Reading App 'Tomato Novels': Enter novel worlds, challenge plot missions, win big prizes!

Additionally, there's the video app 'Douyin', the game app 'King's Battlefield', the recruitment app 'BOSS Direct Hire'.........

"They say the rich rely on technology, the poor rely on mutation."

"Suppose, I mean just suppose, my tech product, my phone, mutated... then what would I be?"

His roommate thought for a moment and replied: "A poor wife."

Lin Tian: ".....I fucking mutated, I didn't change gender!"

Lin Tian: "Besides, you don't actually think puns are funny, do you?"

This is the story of a 'lying flat' university student who does nothing all day, but occasionally steps up to save the world when he feels like it.

I have two principles in life:

1. Never lie

2. Never believe what anyone says, including myself

"Sir, I would like to remind you that your second point conflicts with the first point."

"Where's the conflict?"

"Since you never lie to anyone, why don't you believe what you say?"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention that I don't consider myself a human being."

“？”

...

Let me introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, and I never lie.

What, you haven't heard of me?

It doesn't matter, you just haven't been fooled by me yet.

Soon, you will remember.

...

The title of the book is "The Foolish Play of the Gods", and the others are promotional.

[God's End + Ranked Game + Multi-Fate Career Combination + Fun Imagination + Some Anti-Series + Infinite Flow + Group Portrait]

No system, no invincibility, not a cool story, please be careful if you mind

...

Lin Feng traveled through the Marvel world and obtained the myth role-playing system.

Play as the Monkey King VS the Chitauri Army.

"Hehe, when I was making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, I was not afraid of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals! Now you, a bunch of strange-looking soldiers, also want to make me kneel down? Kill!!!"

Play as Buddha Tathagata VS Thanos.

"Amitabha. I will make a bet with you. If you win, these small stones containing power will belong to you. If you lose, you will take your people back to where you came from."

Play the role of Tongtian Patriarch; play the role of the Twelve Ancestral Witches; play the role of Erlang Shen Yang Jian; play the role of immortals, gods, demons and monsters!

The Dark Elf King was stunned: "So there is such a powerful existence in the East!"

Thanos trembled all over: "What kind of world is Honghuang?"

Ancient One collapsed to the ground: "Real magic actually comes from the way of heaven?"

One powerful person after another appears in the Marvel Universe, and countless strong men submit to him!

In this Marvel world where China has no mythological heritage, the era of Eastern mythology begins!

"Introduction: At the age of one, her prodigal father threatened to wean her, so she was forced to debut as a voice actor (voicing a crying baby).

At the age of two, because she was too cute, she was invited to star in various infant and toddler commercials, and became popular.

At the age of three,

she was the same as above.

At the age of four, she was the same as above. She became more and more cute, and her popularity continued to rise. At the age of five, she was the same as above... Holy shit, there are extraordinary people in this world?!

Meow meow meow? Where is the everyday style!

Involved in: The Quintessential Quintuplets, Bunny Girl Senpai, Oregairu, My Sister, Girls' Number"

The roommates who live together are Sheldon and Leonard from "The Big Bang Theory"...

The law firm where they intern is "Pearson & Hardman" from "Suits"... ....

Responsible clients include Walter White in "Breaking Bad" and Michael Scofield in "Prison Break"...

The restaurant he frequents is the Williamsburg restaurant in "Broke Girls"

Soaking in lava, sleeping in an Ancient Killing Formation;

Traversing alternative worlds in a heavy armored vehicle;

Riding a Gundam Sentinel and slaying immortals with Godzilla...

I got myself a stat system, and from then on, I only beefed up my defense!

I just can't help it, I'm afraid of pain! The Daluo Golden Immortals of other worlds are all really fierce, and all of them know super ultimate move with infinite power. They have little meetings every day to discuss how to break through my defense.

I really don't know why they're so obsessed.

Su Li traveled to the Zero World of the Absolute Zone and started out playing the role of Morax. The higher the degree of his role, the richer the rewards he would receive.

[Task 1: Find the lost role-playing prop - bird cage! ]

【Task 2: Find a stable wallet! 】

[Task 3 (Daily Task): Walking the bird, listening to books, and drinking tea can improve the role-playing progress! ]

Su Li successfully joined the Cunning Rabbit House without asking for a salary, only a guest position.

From then on, there was a new idler on Liufen Street, who spent the whole day wandering around, drinking tea, walking his bird, watching DVDs, and keeping accounts.

Sister Ling: "That guest official is very generous and never uses the new guest experience coupons."

Shark girl: "One guest, two guests, three... Guest Su Li, haven't you applied the care cream yet?"

Zhu Yuan: "Su Li, I am willing to pay you ten times the salary to hire you as a guest consultant for the Criminal Investigation Special Service Team. From now on, you will be mine."

Billy danced with excitement: "I saw him summon the meteorite with my own eyes. It was real. He was like a living Star Knight."

Nicole was stunned when she saw the bills: "Su Li, how many bills did you record?"

Emperor God: I am not a god!

Erebus, Lorgar: Yes, yes, you are human!

When the Yellow Skin Cult was developed and promoted, the best-selling item was the Golden Throne Mummy Statue!

Perturabo fights to protect his family!

Conrad Coates is no longer autistic and just wants to commit suicide.

Magnus would lose not one eye but two.

Guilliman looked at his mother who was abducted by the Word Bearers, and his descendants who were wearing pendants decorated with the Yellow Skin Cult!

Angron casually wears the Butcher's Nails.

The God-Emperor said to the abstract Primarchs below: I love you children.

Then he turned around and swung his psychic whip to turn the hung Erebus and Lorgar into spinning tops!

This book is also known as "The Yellow Skin Understands Human Nature", "The Family Harmony of the Primarchs", and "The Story of Erebus's Becoming a God"

"The Word Bearers are here to snatch people again! 》《The Emperor is retiring! 》《Erebus must die! 》

I am the conscience of the United States, a policeman with a unique painting style.

He doesn't smoke or drink, has a good lifestyle, and likes to read books, sweep the floor, and catch criminals to reform Rotom.

Many residents said that I was frivolous and not serious at all, and that I was not serious enough as a police officer should be.

There have always been a lot of letters reporting on me, but they were basically written by criminals I brought to justice.

The criminals who tortured the elves until they were covered in bruises accused me of lynching them.

The criminals who used the Afro-capped buffalo to create chaos accused me of letting the buffalo hit them.

Criminals who use superpowered moves to brainwash Pokémons report me for kidnapping all their Pokémons.

I received a lot of criticism from Miss Junsha for this, but I didn't care.

We always tie one of our hands