Li Xuan traveled through the Tianxuan Continent, where martial arts are respected and physique is king. He was accepted as a disciple by a beautiful master. He thought he would embark on a magnificent martial arts journey, but he was found to have a mortal body and it would be difficult for him to achieve anything even if he practiced for a lifetime.
Li Xuan had no choice but to give up.
I thought it would be nice to live like this all my life and live under the protection of a beautiful master.
Unexpectedly, one day, the beautiful master would bring him a holy body junior sister!
The strongest senior brother system is activated. By binding with the junior sister to practice, you can obtain random multiples of the other party’s practice results! The more his junior sister rolls, the stronger he becomes!
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My name is Feng Jiuge, and I am the reincarnation of the empress!
In my previous life, I was betrayed by my subordinates and reincarnated to this Tianxuan Continent, where I was accepted into the Duxian Gate. Fortunately, I have a magical weapon in my hand, the Yin-Yang Heavenly Ruler!
This magical weapon will prepare a comparison object for me every once in a while. As long as I defeat the opponent, I can obtain various cultivation resources!
And my first target is my senior brother who is born with a mortal body, isn’t that a good thing? ! How could I, the reincarnation of the empress, be inferior to a mortal?
But after many comparisons, Feng Jiuge, who had not won once, began to doubt his life.
Is this a mortal body? !
Later, Feng Jiuge practiced hard and condensed the golden elixir! Facing the upcoming next comparison, she is full of confidence!
But in Li Xuan’s residence, there was purple air coming from the east for three thousand miles, vast pressure sweeping across, and the supreme Dharma image stood tall and upright!
Feng Jiuge:? ? ?
I have just condensed the golden elixir, how come you have become the supreme? !
Li Xuan: Thank you, Junior Sister, for helping me become a Venerable!
As Li Xuan had more and more junior brothers and sisters, he became invincible!
[Youngster don't understand the charm of 'milfs', instead mistaking Lolitas as the treaures]
Leading a life filled with regret and pain, Li Zhiyan reborn with a seemingly feeble 'system', taking back to 2010.
Right at the moment he was about to be publicly rejected at graduation party after confessing his feelings with a bouquet of flowers to the school beauty, Yu Sisi, and about to become a joke among his peers for years.
"I...I am reborn?"
The wheels of a new fate begin to turn.
All along, the school beauty Yu Sisi has only been deceiving and playing with him. In his past life, Li Zhiyan himself did not know and became a laughingstock, but now, as a reborn person, he has already seen the true face of this girl.
He chuckled coldly, glanced at the mother of Yu Sisi on the side, the 41-year-old Aunt Gu Wanzhou.
She was mature, intellectual, elegant, kind, considerate, low-profile.
The sex appeal of a mature milf lady was radiating all around.
Li Zhiyan decisively picked up the flowers, ignored the school beauty, and boldly confessed his feelings to this attractive mature woman in front of everyone.
"Lady Gu, actually, I've had feelings for you for quite a while.”
[Male lead, 18; female lead, 40+]
The ratings have just come out, and they’re a bit low. Don’t be in a hurry to leave, they will go up!
Su Yang traveled through a parallel world and found that he had become Bai Lu's husband.
Because he is too stingy, Bai Lu dislikes him.
Coincidentally, I received an invitation to the variety show "Love Province Wind and Waves", with a prize of up to 100 million yuan.
Bai Lu had no choice but to take Su Yang with her.
The program lasts for seven days per episode, and each couple will receive 100 yuan for living expenses. On the seventh day, the contestant with the least remaining money will be eliminated and new members will be added.
They are not allowed to work to earn money, accept donations, or be fed.
The purpose of the program is to let couples experience life in poverty.
Save money? That’s hard to say.
On the first day, Su Yang made six dishes with one piece of meat, plus two staple foods.
Mai Lin: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you cheated!"
Director: “He didn’t cheat.”
The next day, one shrimp was used to make thirteen dishes, and netizens were completely stunned!
Day 3…
As the program progressed day by day, the entire network was stunned by Su Yang's amazing performance.
During the program, Bai Lu gradually discovered Su Yang's strengths.
Faced with the disheartened Su Yang, she launched a campaign to chase her husband.
Netizen: "Before watching Su Yang, I fried a piece of meat with a dish. After watching it, I ate a piece of meat for a week."
Expert: "Don't know how to save money? Think about your own problems and see if you have tried hard to save money."
This book is also known as: [Naruto: Gatekeeper of Konoha], [Naruto: I'm hanging around Tsunade].
Shen Yueguang: 'You're just a fifth shadow, just a grain of sand! '
Tsunade: "Boy, if you have the ability, say it out loud, don't think about it in your heart."
Shen Yueguang: 'Oh my god, how does Tsunade know what I'm thinking! '
Tsunade: 'I'm the fifth Hokage, is it difficult to know your thoughts! '
Shen Yueguang: 'I can't afford to offend you, I can't afford to offend you! '
After traveling through Soi-Fong, he was infected with the Hollow Poison. If he didn't use Bankai, he would die.
But:
[Mission: Become the captain]
[Restriction: Until you become the captain, you can't use Bankai (Note: Forcing Bankai will fail and cause explosion)]
[Rewards: 1. Recast the Zanpakutō "Snake Bee" and adjust its ability; 2. Master Bankai. ]
Soi-Fong: I want to be the captain.
Yamamoto: You have to learn Bankai first.
Soi-Fong: I won't be able to use Bankai until I become the captain!
Yamamoto: Then learn Bankai first and then become the captain!
Soi-Fong (throwing a chair and roaring): I already said I can't use Bankai until I become the captain!
Yamamoto (sticking his head out and cursing): Then go! Learn! Damn! Bankai!!
Soi-Fong: Yamamoto! Fuck you Sage!!
Soi-Fong: No, I have to think of a way, otherwise I'm going to die.
The next day.
Yamamoto: This is a captain's meeting, what are you doing here?
Soi-Fong: Captain of the 11th Division, Kenpachi the Hornet! A dignified person!
【IQ online】【Chaebol】【Celebrity】【Not a stud】【Not a routine cool article】【Not brainless】
The story tells of a "Sea King" from his previous life who traveled to the Peninsula in 2009 and became the new chaebol of the Peninsula. Not only did his family have a powerful influence, he also inexplicably acquired a dog-licking system that he despised. After randomly assigning it to a girl, he discovered that the other party was an iron-clad woman who had no desire to fall in love.
What? All the mission rewards belong to the goddess, but all the daily punishments are mine?
Then there is no need to complete the task. It's just a matter of pua to the goddess to improve her favor. Isn't it good to deal with system bugs in daily life?
If you have that time, you might as well go and cause trouble for other goddesses.
[Cultivation] + [Farming] + [Sect Construction] + [System]
Original title: There is an Immortal Cultivation Sect in the Village
Many years later, Xiushui Village has transformed from a secluded and poor small village into the famous Xiushui City in Shifang mainland.
All this is because it is the place where the Lingxian Sect, the first sect in Shifang Continent, rose to power.
This is a story about a group of rural teenagers, relatives, and friends who build a sect and grow up together.
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Lin Xiao: As the leader of a sect, I have a lot of complicated things to do every day. This practice has delayed my construction of the sect.
System: Received, understood, will arrange immediately.
[Ding——Congratulations to the host for successfully enabling the on-hook training function]
Lin Xiao: Oh no, there are no more spirit stones.
System: Received, understood, will arrange immediately.
[Ding——The sect mission has been released, mission reward: Spirit Stone xN]
No one loves the host more deeply than my system!
Yan Ye traveled through the world of Naruto and started a live question-and-answer session on the sky screen, shocking the entire ninja world!
Senju Hashirama: "What? Madara left Konoha because I scolded him all the time. Come out, is this true? It's a misunderstanding, is it a scolding?"
Uchiha Madara: "I am the one who was cheated and left with nothing but my pants? How is it possible? Black Zetsu, how dare you stab me from behind? I will kill you!"
Sarutobi Hiruzen: "Everything I did was for Konoha!"
Shimura Danzo: "Stop trying to clean up. The live broadcast has exposed us. I am the Pot King and you are the Pot Lid..."
Jiraiya: "Among the three ninjas, I am willing to admit that Orochimaru is the strongest. Just because he doesn't like to please himself with beauties, I am willing to admit it. After all, the mother of his son is himself. No one in the ninja world can do that?"
Kaguya Otsutsuki joined the Tianmu live broadcast Q&A group: "Lord Ye, I surrender. From now on, I will follow your lead and obey your orders."
[Multiple female protagonists + shocking and passionate + "contrasting" fairies and goblins + funny and shocking "filial sons"]
After coming out of the mountain, there are endless fun moments and tricks.
A generation of arsonists, "Sea King" Luo Fanchen traveled through time, was "intercepted" back to the village by his witch wife at the beginning, awakened two mysterious martial spirits, encountered fairies and witches, and made many tricks...
In the extraordinary world, classes are solidified, the royal families control the strongest bloodlines, and the children of commoners are destined to be commoners!
The top powerful person judged Luo Fanchen as an ordinary countryman from the mountain village, and what he awakened was a useless martial soul that was of no use. But didn’t I awaken the two top legends in Chinese legends?
So what if you don't know the goods?
Luo Fanchen turned around and met the Pope.
The ultimate "scourge" walked out of the mountain village, changed his fate against all odds, his martial spirit evolved crazily, and his heaven-defying enlightenment shocked the world!!!
class?
In front of the wall, the empress is meant to be loved, and classes are destined to be broken!
One day, he suddenly realized,
turn out to be,
I am more than just a twin spirit...
Travel through Journey to the West to obtain the anti-routine system.
The host was born five hundred years later, and successfully obtained the result through counter-measures...
The host did not seek a disciple, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...
The host did not go to the Heavenly Palace to cause trouble, but successfully obtained the counter-routine...
Tathagata: Awei is already dead, did you choose the idol? Five hundred years. Do you know how I spent these five hundred years?
Jade Emperor: Why hasn’t this monkey come to make trouble in Heaven yet? Hurry up! The flowers I’ve been waiting for have all wilted.
All the gods and Buddhas in the sky: Let’s say what we want to say. We have been waiting for five hundred years for a minor role. I will not do it without more money.
Hello everyone, I have been practicing anti-routine training for two and a half years. This is the latest version of Journey to the West that you haven’t seen.